Here I squat ever so gently upon a rotting log atop Mt. Burney in Northern California, gazing across the endless landscape below as the rays of all of the energy in the universe permeate every pore and cell of my body. I am the great Burney Mountain Guru Hermit and you, my lucky friend, have arrived at THE blog of pure, unadulterated and untethered wit, satire and veracity.
Friday, December 7, 2018
KATHY GRIFFIN AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS
Kathy Griffin has decorated her entire Christmas tree with hate-Trump ornaments. She's even selling them on-line: https://store.kathygriffin.com/ I think that if you buy enough of her merchandise, you should get a free douche bag.
Doesn't anyone want to know where Dan Quayle was during the Bush funeral proceedings?
House Democrats plan to pass a bill making it illegal for you to sell or give away your guns, even to your children or siblings. It doesn't matter to them that such a law would not have prevented mass shootings; they just want to stick it to you for voting for Trump.
Meanwhile, in California they pan to add a huge excise tax to the purchase of firearms, ostensibly to cover the cost of increased public education about the dangers of guns and ammo. Criminals, who get their guns off the streets, naturally won't have to pay the additional taxes and will not be attending any gun safety courses.
Nebraska elementary school principal Jennifer Sinclair has banned a long list of Christmas-related items, including candy canes because... the 'J' shape stands 'for Jesus.
A fellow in England picked up a jug in a flea market for about $5.00. Some time later, he was informed by a friend that the pottery, which was being used as a toothbrush holder, was around 4,000 years old. Yes... that's even older than Justice Ginsberg.
Given what is going on in Mexico these days, especially at the border, any American who visits down there must truly be considered as being "loco en la cabeza."
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young." ~ Theodore Roosevelt
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