ON A ROLL, SEATTLE NOW TARGETS GUN OWNERS

Having just crammed a $250 per-employee business tax up the keesters of local businesses, the Seattle City Council is now going after gun owners again.  They're in the process of enacting a law requiring gun owners to keep their at-home, self-defense guns in a locked container at all times unless they are not physically carrying them on their person; no more having them on your bed stand overnight.  Even if they are in their locked containers and get into the hands of a thief or child, the owner can be fined $10,000.  This renders the gun useless for self-defense, even inside one's home.

Washington State has a law that prohibits counties and cities from writing gun laws so that the State can maintain such laws consistently throughout the State, but the Seattle City Council doesn't give a damn about that.  They are the supreme rulers of the universe and elitism knows no bounds.

Trump is bound to fail in Singapore.  CNBC corespondent John Harwood noted over the weekend that Trump did not look well at the G-7 press conference and that he was therefore concerned about the President's mental health.   As if anyone in the mainstream media doesn't belong in the looney bin...

Not only is San Diego's Unified School District mandating that your 6th grade students receive sex education, they're including porno films and pictures as part of the indoctrination, including oral and anal sex.  I wonder if Stormy Daniels is writing the curriculum?

It really is the middle of the political season and I need to put all candidates on notice:  If you send me a text message or hit me with a robocall... I will NOT vote for you.  Period.  I'm sick and tired of these calls. 

As you know, countless left-wing liberal cities across the nation have been shutting down kids' lemonade stands because they have to get a business permit and pass rigorous inspections.  Country Time Lemonade is coming to their rescue, promising to pay their fines if they get busted.  Isn't that "aiding and abetting" a crime?  Come on, you spoil-sport lame-brained liberals... jump on it.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The day has come when we don't want six graders selling lemonade; instead, we want them practicing anal sex." ~ The Unknown Scribbler 

FLUSHLESS IN CALIFORNIA

California is enacting a law that will limit toilet flushing to not more than 55 gallons per day.   To monitor compliance, I suppose they are going to install cameras in your bathroom, hooked directly through your computer to Facebook?  May God help those who have a bad dose of diarrhea... What a downright shitty way to treat your citizens. 

Colin Kaepernick is going to start in a new comedy television series.  Somehow, I don't think it's going to be stand-up comedy. 

The disgusting media tramps are at it again, accusing the White House Press Secretary of not always telling the truth.  She had a great comeback, suggesting that her credibility was one helluva lot better than theirs.  A big high five, Sarah...

Bill Clinton says he has nothing to apologize to Monica Lewinsky for.  As far as he is concerned, I guess, he was just poking a little fun at her.

Andrew McCabe is saying he wants immunity or he won't testify before Congress.  If he doesn't get immunity, he'll take the 5th.  Now, there's a man who has nothing to hide...

Go figure: After a decade of horrible economic news, depressed wages and high unemployment, things are finally starting to cook again and guess what?  UPS workers are going to go on strike.  The ungrateful idiots want even more.  

The big news yesterday was that an illegal immigrant from Ecuador was arrested while delivering pizza to Fort Hamilton Military Base in New York City.  There is no mention as to whether the pizza eventually reached the hungry mouths of those who ordered it, or whether or not the pizza came with anchovies. 

In another interesting turn of events, you might remember Heidi Fleiss, the famous madame who got caught providing call girls to some big names in Washington and New York about 25 years ago.  Today, she's raising exotic birds in a southwestern Nevada town.  It seems to me that she also had a laundromat at one time.  Just thought you'd like to have this important update before the weekend gets started. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The profession of a prostitute is the only occupation in which the maximum income is paid to the newest apprentice." ~ William Booth

THE "C" WORD

ABC fired Roseanne for referring to Valerie Jarrett as being a cross between a BML and an ape...  on her own time and not on her show.  TBS, on the other hand, allowed Samantha Bee to refer to the President's daughter as being the "C" word during her show and they didn't even slap Bee's wrist over it.  The left, delighting in seeing the Trump family take a hit, is now lining up behind Bee and TBS.

Obviously, the best response, for us who agree that this is a bunch of bull, is for us to refer to someone on the left as being the "C" word.  That would be proper retaliation, right?  So, who should it be?  Clinton?  Pelosi?  Waters?  Michelle?  Why don't we take a poll as to which of the left-wing Democrat bimbos it should be who gets to be called the "C" word?  With all of the abundant evidence that sanity and civility have long ago left the stage, I think getting even is the next best step.  And the poll says....?

Just when you think the mainstream media can't sink any lower in its so-call "journalistic efforts,"  you get a rude awakening.  Several media outlets have reported that the reason Melania is not accompanying the President on upcoming travel is that he beat the crap out of her after she returned to the White House from recent kidney surgery.  This is sick, it's disgusting and, frankly speaking... it's vile and malicious.  We don't have a free and dutiful press in this country anymore... we have a propaganda arm of the treasonous left-wing Obama-Clinton regime that is actively engaged in taking out our President and destroying our government.  The time for revolution is almost here. 

The liberals have extremely tight shorts this morning.  The SCOTUS has ruled that a baker doesn't have to bake a cake for a gay wedding if it is against his religious beliefs.  Well, by God, they're now doggedly determined to force it down our throats anyway; rumor has it they are looking to find an excuse to cancel the baker's business license. 

I went to vote in the California primaries yesterday and was totally unable to find Ronald Regan's name on the ballot anywhere.  Damned Democrats...

California's Representative Kevin McCarthy and Former House Speaker John Boehner are in a tiff.  Boehner essentially says the Republicans had better get their acts together and McCarthy says that things have never been better than with the current GOP House.  McCarthy is Paul Ryan's pick to be the next House Speaker.  Let me be clear: the current House is full of RINOs, fighting Trump every step of the way.  McCarthy says the current House takes credit for the tax cuts and declining unemployment rates, but it was Trump who pushed for them and had to drag a recalcitrant Ryan House every step of the way.  The current Republicans need to be replaced with new Republicans and McCarthy needs to suck on a lemon.  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"Honesty is the first chapter in the Book of Wisdom." ~ Thomas Jefferson

COMING OUT NOW... SCHOOL SHOOTER VIDEO GAME!

A new video game called “Active Shooter” is being released on June 6th, which allows players to take part in a simulated school shooting scenario.  It’s being called blood thirsty, horrendous, disgusting, appalling, and in bad taste.  But, the developer, (Rival Games), is a radical left-wing liberal company,  so the new game is considered "cool." 

Trump's net worth has plummeted to a paltry $2.8 billion.  That's what happens when you let the kids take over.

John Goodman is correct: even if he was the best actor on the face of the earth on the most popular show in television, there was no way he was going to get an Emmy.  Not from Hollywood, anyway.

Robert Mueller has found no evidence about Trump's "collusion" with the Russians, so I guess he's concluded Trump must be hiding something and he's now looking for evidence of obstruction of justice.  When that turns up nothing, he's going to investigate cheating at Pinochle.

Could it possibly be that, at the behest of the "Deep State" and the "establishment," Mueller has arranged for his team to leak information to the press and media at strategically political times?  Nah... perish the thought, right?

More crumbs:  Nancy Pelosi says the strong economic report "means little"  to American families.   Sorry folks, but if you're one of the 223,000 who found a job last month, you have to give it up. 

Not only are their moles in the White House, but there are snakes, too.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society." ~ Theodore Roosevelt

 

IDIOCRACY THRIVES IN GEORGIA

Residents of Doraville, Georgia are all ticked off.  It seems the city has decided to assume total control over people's land and other personal possessions through fascist dictates.  If paint is chipping off your house, if your woodpile is not neatly organized, if there are cracks in your driveway or sidewalk, if your garden hose isn't arranged just right... you can, and will, get a hefty fine.  Even people passing through town get fined... for dirty license plates,  bugs on their windshields and taking too long to change lanes in traffic. 

I think it's a well-known fact: if you've been on the Doraville City Council for a few years, you qualify to run for being a Democrat in Congress. 

Why hasn't Samantha Bee been fired from TBS?  She spit forth a much more derogatory and vile comment about Ivanka Trump the other day and, although she apologized as did Roseanne, she didn't even get a slap on the wrist.  The left has totally lost all credibility to even be in existence. 

Hillary wants to be in charge of Facebook.  They'd have to change their name to "Two-Faced-Book." 

Jodi Remke, who in 2014 was appointed by California's Democratic Gov. Jerry Brown to lead the Fair Political Practices Commission, has quit just before the June primaries.  It seems that the State is trying to reduce the role of everyone involved in policing California elections.  Now, why would that be?  Oh, that's right... Democrats are trying desperately to find ways to hold on to their oppressive and ludicrous powers... and they need every advantage they can get.  

A Transavia flight to the Spanish island of Gran Canaria was forced to make an emergency landing in Portugal when several passengers reportedly became ill from the “unbearable” smell of an “unwashed” man onboard.  Eric Holder has surfaced? 

How to create entertainment and business suicide: Find a flimsy excuse to cancel the nation's top-rated television comedy.  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"This was not my day to be politically correct." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

ROSEANNE GOT SHAFTED

Okay, I agree that what Roseanne Barr had to say about Valerie Jarret was in poor taste, even it was true.  Had similar remarks been made by Jimmy Kimmel about Kelly Anne Conway, however, Kimmel would have been placed on a pedestal and paraded around ABC studios as if he were God's gift to America.  ABC was embarrassed in the liberal community because of Roseanne's unparalleled conservative success, and they seized upon the first opportunity which presented itself in order to cancel the show.  Their double standards and censorship are despicable.  

I mean... the liberals are still applauding Kathy Griffin...

Since we all now know that Obama knew about the spying on Trump, is it not reasonable to assume that Obama also installed listening devices in the Oval Office before he left?  That would certainly account for all of the White House leaks...

Thanks to all of the ruckus created by Hogg and associates, NRA membership has risen from 5 million to 6 million.  Let's go out and sign up some more and really tick the liberals off! 

The press and media trotted out pictures of illegal immigrant children being held in inhumane cages over the weekend and scorched Trump.  The problem is, the pictures were taken in 2014 under Obama's regime. 

Mitt Romney just can't stop burying his chances for being Utah's next Senator.  Just the other day, he attacked the Reverend Robert Jeffress.  Yesterday, he proclaimed that Trump is no role model.  I can spot an Obama man when I see him.  

38 were shot in Chicago over the holiday weekend.  I'm going to guess that none of them had a concealed weapons permit and that at least 80% of the shootings were committed with black-market guns.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"I think people should have the common courtesy and judgment, the good judgment, not to be... not to offend other people's faiths." ~ Mitt Romney

TWISTING EVER SO SLOWLY IN THE WIND... TWISTING, TWISTING

You know very well who I'm talking about: Obama, Lynch, Clinton, Brenner, Comey, Clapper, Rosenstein and Mueller.  I have a feeling that their days without being indicted are numbered; they each participated willingly in trying to bring our republic to its knees.   

The Democrats and their silly-ass name games:  first, we couldn't call a terrorist a terrorist; then we couldn't call an illegal alien an illegal.  Now, we can't call a spy a spy; he's a paid informant?  I swear, all of their brains have turned to mush.  

Comedian Michelle Wolf says Sarah Sanders has an ugly personality.  Well, Michelle, who says you even have a personality?  You're a typical Democrat who has nothing intelligent to say, so you lash out at people who do.  

San Francisco birds are having a hissy fit.  Pelosi refuses to give them any crumbs.  

If FBI agents have refused to blow the whistle on the corruption at the top of their agency for the last nine years, what makes anybody think they're going to talk now? 

They're making a big deal out of the news that Nye County Nevada Sheriff Sharon Wehrly left her sidearm in a casino restroom.  Anybody who's ever lived in Nevada can tell you that anything can happen in Nye County... and usually does.   

Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says it's a realistic assessment that the Republicans might lose their majority in the Senate.  If that happens, every one of us knows that it will be because Mitch has steadfastly refused to do his damn job.  

A gunman opened fire in Louie's Restaurant in Oklahoma last week, but an armed patron fired back and took him down.  A mother and her daughter were injured.  Gun control advocates immediately called for more gun control measures.  Evidently, the good guy should not have been armed?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The government is so out of control.  It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power." ~ Ted Nugent

NEVER FORGET

UNITED WE STAND; DIVIDED WE FALL

THE BIG WHITE HOUSE MEETING

So, the top dogs from the intelligence agencies and a couple of Congressmen got together with John Kelly and Rod Rosenstein at the White House yesterday for a tea and greet party.  Of course, Rosenstein immediately apologized for the many failures of the Department of Justice to come clean and he promptly plopped 130,000 pages of unredacted documents Congress has been requesting onto the conference table, and everybody there was so happy.  Okay, so I'm as drunk as a skunk; so what?  One question: How long are we going to let this farce go on? 

Well, the NFL is supposedly finally laying down the law to teams and players and will require them to stand and "show respect" for the flag and the anthem while on the field.  The players union, however, is showing every sign of responding with an "up yours."  As far as I'm concerned, they can all go play with their balls in Venezuela or North Korea.

Now that Barack and Michelle have signed a multi-year deal with Netflix, word is that subscribers are leaving in droves.  My prediction?  Netflix will be up for sale before the end of the year... cheap.

Democrats don't want anybody calling MS-13 members "animals" because they need the votes.

I guess that President Trump and "Rocket Man" are no longer pen pals... 

A Jet Blue passenger plane had to return to the Buffalo airport because it's engine struck a bird.  I think it should be against the law for planes to fly within 5,000 feet of a bird.  By the way, I'm running as a Democrat for Congress. 

A patron in a Florida MacDonald's has been arrested for going after a group of customers and screaming for them to "get out of my country."  Personally, I second that motion. 

Rush has a good question: If the purpose of planting government spies in the Trump campaign was to ferret out any Russian intervention in the election, why weren't similar spies planted into the Clinton campaign?  Sorry, Mr. Clapper, but you've been caught in your own web of lies and spins. 

Senator Tom Udall, a Dem from New Mexico, suggested that President Trump's foreign policies might be dictated by his personal conflicts of interest.  When Secretary of State Mike Pompeo called that idea "bizarre," Udall thundered, "You don't want to answer it, then? You just want to describe it as bizarre and not give me an answer?"  Somebody needs to throw the jerk on an ant pile. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"Sometimes, I think all members of Congress are infested with gross stupidity, diarrhea and dry rot." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

PRESIDENT TRUMP: BE WARY OF THE FINE PRINT

Mueller says he could wrap up his investigation by September if Trump agrees to do an interview no later than July.  The operative word here is "could."  That might be just an enticement to make Trump bow to Mueller's demands.  He might also continue the investigation into the November elections, and frankly I think that is his intent.  The whole thing's all about politics anyway, and the game for Mueller is... make sure the Dems take back the House and the Senate.

Nevada's Sheri's Ranch has announced it will reward the Las Vegas Golden Knights a free sex party if they win the 2018 Stanley Cup.  Allissa says “If the Golden Knights go all the way, I’ll go all the way.”

Gosh, Hillary said the other day that she's still not over her 2016 loss to The Donald.  Now, if that isn't verification that she needs psychological help, what is?

Starbucks is now allowing anyone to come inside it's retail outlets and sit or use the restrooms, whether they are purchasing anything or not.  I, for one, refuse to even go into a store where I don't know if a smelly street person might be sitting there and might harass me, or where I can't allow my wife to go into the restroom because some such person might be waiting to attack her or be taking a "sink" bath.  These outlets will quickly become hangouts for transients, drug addicts, gang members and illegals.  Starbucks deserves what it is going to get... a bankruptcy latte'.  

I wonder if CNN was there with cameras going when the Royal Couple consummated their marriage.  Just sayin'... I mean, they're definitely not covering the corruption in Washington.

There are calls by some Republicans for an additional Special Counsel to investigate Clinton wrongdoings, as well as DOJ and FBI nefarious activities during the last election.  It is interesting to note that those who are against such a Special Counsel are either Democrats or RINO members of "the establishment."

They had this big, major meeting between Trump, Kelly, Wrey and Rosenstein Monday and guess what happened?  A sinkhole opened up in the White House lawn...  

The party is about to begin!  The former Boy Scouts, now just "Scouts," is having its annual Jamboree in West Virginia next summer and it is mandating that condoms be readily available for anyone wanting them.  It is also providing for “exceptions,” allowances and instructions for the consumption of alcohol in“confined areas” at the 12-day camping event. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"I remember the first time I had sex; I kept the receipt!" ~ Groucho Marx

MELANIA'S BETRAYAL OF THE DONALD

We've all been wondering who it was that the FBI planted as a mole into the Trump campaign and I have it on good authority that it was Melania.  I began to wonder about that possibility after I read in the major news outlets that Melania and Donald were getting divorced and that she was actually living in an obscure apartment in a Washington alley away from the White House.  That and the fact that she has not accompanied him on some trips recently sews it up for me.

This is, to say the least, quite a coup.  Hillary called Barack and told him she absolutely had to know what was going in Trump's campaign; Barack called Comey and Comey met with Melania at 2:13 AM next to a pink Mercedes in the parking garage of Trump Tower.  Comey threatened to have Melania arrested for possessing a pair of alligator shoes if she didn't cooperate and she caved in.  Remember... you read it first here, but the New York Times will also be publishing the story on its front page before the day is over.

Thank God the damned royal wedding is over with.  Now I can finally pee.

Well, when businesses ask clients for reviews they should take the good with the bad.  Mrs. B's Daycare in Spring Hill, Florida sued a couple for writing a negative review.  A review is merely an opinion; if I say that, in my opinion, Paul Ryan is as worthless as tits on a boar, can he sue me?  Well, yes; whether or not he'll win is another thing. 

I hear all of the nation's Confederate statues are going to be replaced with statues of Barack Obama...

The gunman who charged into Trump's National Doral Golf Club resort in Florida is a porn actor and stripper.  It is unknown at post time whether or not he has had any connections, pardon the play on words,  with Stormy Daniels.

I have said several times in sarcastic jest that the way to stop school shootings is to close the schools.  Well, I've been outdone by some former top Obama education department czars who are suggesting that we should refuse to send our kids to school until we "have better gun laws."  So, we're now the new hostages?  Give up your guns or your kids get no education?  I'm beginning to understand why Democrats are so much against mental health institutions... if there was enough room, by some remote chance, they just might be taken off the streets. 

Elizabeth Warren has loudly pledged never to take a penny in contribution from the NRA.  Well, Pocahontas, I seriously doubt that the NRA would ever offer to give you a penny as a contribution, so quit your pontificating. 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"When the insane people start the chatter, there's no way to win that fight.  It's literally like arguing with someone who is speaking another language, so there's no engaging with that kind of stuff." ~ Jennifer Konner

SUSPENSE

The Department of Justice Inspector General has finally finished his report on the FBI's handling of the Hillary Clinton Email scandal.  The draft report has to be cleared for any classified information before release.  Hillary, Barack, James, Loretta and the gang were all having stiff drinks last night! 

I wonder... is Seattle going to pay the $275 per head tax on its employees, or are the going to make the employees pay it?  To exempt them is discriminatory, isn't it? Will they also charge the Federal government for its employees in the city?  Rumor has it that the Seattle Mariners and the Seahawks are now thinking about moving to Podunk...

Aren't you sick and tired of today's Washington politics and all of the associated spins, lies and bullshit? 

That obstinate, bone-headed Trump told North Korea... either denuclearize and gain American help... or don't, and get pummeled.  Can you imagine the gall of this guy?  I'm sure our liberal friends are just delighted.  

So, what do you call MS-13 gang members beside animals?  Left-wing liberals?  

We've gone almost two months without a VA Secretary and we've gone 1-1/2 years with almost 200 Trump appointments unconfirmed in the Senate... not that Mitch O'Connell is making any serious attempt to get things moving.  I still say the day has come when Vice President Pence should hotfoot it over to the Senate and take charge himself. 

Do you really think James Comey would have had the chutzpah to spy on President Trump for Hillary? 

What's this about Stormy Daniels attorney Michael Avenatti being seen partying with CNN big shots? 

And, what's with the story about a Federal Circuit Court Judge ruling that Florida's election officials had no business destroying ballots and voting materials regarding Debbie Wasserman-Schultz in the 2016 election?  Could it be that she won with Russian collusion?  Was the whole election a sham?  Naw... couldn't be. 

Would you be upset if I suggested that Mueller intends to keep his probe going into the 2020 elections?  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"Even cowards can endure hardship; only the brave can endure suspense."  ~ Mignon McLaughlin

SHE'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S IN CHARGE

Oklahoma's State Legislature passed, 33-9, a bill that would have allowed individuals 21 and older, who had passed a background check, to carry openly as well as concealed without a license or permit. Furthermore, individuals serving in the military, as long as they were 18-years-old, would have had the right to constitutional carry.  Despite the overwhelming vote, the State's Governor, Mary Fallin, vetoed it.  So there.   

It seems to be that both Stormy Daniels and her attorney have some dirty laundry that needs to be aired.  Why is it that most people who start throwing mud and slime usually turn out to be deeply mired in the muck themselves? 

Everybody is all atwitter, (pardon the play on words), over Kim Jong Un's threat to pull out of talks with President Trump unless we call off our joint military exercises with South Korea.  Relax.  It's called "posturing," and Kimmy has obviously read  Trump's book, "THE ART OF THE DEAL." 

Two developing stories to keep your eye on: (1) The FBI planted a spy within the Trump campaign team, and (2) when Mueller was head of the FBI, he was actually courting the Russian oligarch who he would later try to use to implicate Trump in a Russian "collusion."  When it smells rancid, it usually is rancid.  

A new study strongly suggests that at least some memories are stored in genetic code, and that genetic code can act like memory soup. Suck it out of one animal and stick the code in a second animal, and that second animal can remember things that only the first animal knew.  They've successfully transplanted the memory of one snail into another snail, which explains why Chuck Schumer thinks like Nancy Pelosi...

So, who cares whether or not Meghan Markle's father shows up at her royal wedding? 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"By all means, marry.  If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." ~ Socrates

HORRIBLE IRAN THREAT LOOMS

Iranian officials, outraged at President's Trump withdrawal from the Iranian Nuclear "Deal," are threatening to reveal the names of Western officials who accepted bribes to make the deal happen in the first place.  Of course, I'm totally positive that Barack Obama, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton are not involved.  But, what if they are? 

They're calling it a bombshell report, that there was a "mole" inside Trump's campaign.  Hell, I have a whole yard full of moles.  How come nobody's talking about that? 

Democrats are sooo upset that we pulled out of the Iran nuclear "deal."  They've made it abundantly clear that it's okay with them if Iran has nukes in a few years.  Be sure and vote for them in 2018.

Trump has everyone just soooo, soooo angry.  Even Kim Jong Un is so ticked off that he's going to dismantle a nuclear site just to show Trump a thing or two.  Kilauea is erupting in anger.  And yes... even Chuck the Schmuck is erupting in anger. 

Comey is ticked off at Giuliani for referring to FBI agents as "stormtroopers."  What else do you call it when fully-armed agents storm an unarmed man's house in the middle of the night, throw his wife out of bed and haul his ass off to the clinker over a white-collar crime that happened over ten years ago and for which he was cleared?  Ask Paul Manafort. 

So, John McCain says he wishes he had picked someone besides Sarah Palin to be his running mate.  I guess he doesn't realize that she's the only reason he got as many votes as he did. 

I, for one, am sick and tired of all the White House "leaks."  If President Trump and John Kelly can't stop them, how can they expect to deal with the left-wing progressive liberals who are trying to bring this government down? 

Get ready to run for the hills: After over a year of having found nothing derogatory about Donald Trump to hang his hat on, Mueller is now investigating everyone who donated to Trump's inauguration and why.  Are we now in the middle of a Nazi German inquisition? 

FOX NEWS has parted company with a respected retired general, Tom McInerney, because he told the truth when asked about "enhanced" military interrogations.  “The fact is, it worked on John McCain,” McInerney said. “That’s why they call him ‘Songbird John.’ Those methods can work and they are effective, as former Vice President Cheney said. And if we have to use them to save a million American lives, we will do whatever we have to.”  He told it like it is and FOX didn't want to hear it.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"As to the evil which results from a censorship, it is impossible to measure it, for it is impossible to tell where it ends." ~ Jeremy Bentham

HUUUGE WHITE HOUSE EVICTION PENDING?

President Donald Trump, citing negative news coverage about him, has questioned whether the "corrupt" and "fake" news media should be stripped of White House Press credentials.  He should have kicked them out long ago... only objective journalists should be allowed in there. 

It appears to me that the left-wing liberals want to change 2 million Boy Scouts into becoming transgenders.

California has passed a law that says no new house can be built anywhere in the state unless solar panels are included.  Can you imagine tree houses and doll houses with solar panels?  Electric utility companies, geothermal and wind energy investors who have sunk millions of dollars into renewable energy projects should sue the hell out of the State. They all oughta get a charge out of that... yuckety, yuck yuck.  One has to wonder how many California lawmakers have stock in solar panel companies. 

Exactly as I predicted, as soon as Trump pulled out of the Iran "deal," Maxine Waters started screaming for Trump's impeachment again.  And, just as I expected, Hillary is out blaming the electoral college for her election loss again.  Isn't it amazing that, when Dems run out of something constructive to say, they start chirping like the magpies they are? 

President Trump has announced that we've captured five top I.S.I.S. dogs.  That's five more than Obama captured under his eight-year administration.

Philip Dixon, a WWII vet from North Carolina, just celebrated his 100th birthday.  There's no truth to the rumor that he missed the party because he's been standing in line at the V.A. clinic waiting for care since 1948.

If Hawaii's volcano erupts, the resulting explosions could possibly be larger than Hillary's explosion when she lost the 2016 election. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." ~ Luis Bunuel

HOLY HELL ON EARTH

Self-proclaimed Emperor Barack Hussein Obama and sidekick oligarch John Forbes Kerry are visibly outraged at the sheer audacity of  President Trump's withdrawal from their precious Iran nuclear "deal."  Iran itself is threatening holy hell on earth.  I guess that all means that Maxine Waters is going to be screaming for impeachment again, that Hillary is going to claim she won again, and that Kathy Griffin is going to go on national television to display another severed Trump head.  Aren't these routines all getting to be rather old?

Speaking of Hillary, she's just said that she thought seriously about moving to New Zealand after losing in 2016.  But, unfortunately, I guess, she's just not finished with us yet. 

In London, where private gun ownership is banned in the whole country, there were four shootings in 48 hours.  One dead, three injured.  How can that possibly be?

Who's this guy Erich Schneiderman who is  stealing all of the press coverage from Stormy Daniels? 

Is April Ryan related to Paul Ryan?  Just askin'...

Deputy Democrat National Committee Chairman Keith Ellison is saying that as long as he is in charge of the Democrat Party, they will make every effort to erase United States borders.  Ellison’s support for open borders emerged shortly after the discovery that Latino activists painted a mural in Chula Vista, California urging the Aztec-style ritual murder of President Donald Trump.  What a guy. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"A bad deal with Iran on nuclear weapons is worse than no deal at all." ~ Trent Franks 

MUELLER THE NAZI?

The more I see of Mueller's tactics, the more I think he took advanced training from the Gestapo and/or the KGB.  Now, the Special Counsel is refusing to allow anyone... Congress or a Federal Judge... to see the letter defining the authorized scope of his investigation.  A Federal Judge has ordered him to produce the document within two weeks, but Mueller and his team have already indicated that the Judge can go pound salt.

For the second time in less than two weeks, a hidden camera has been found in the bathroom at one of Starbuck's stores in Alpharetta, Georgia.  Could Mueller be behind it?  Are they surveilling Newt?  

If there is anyone or any organization in the country that Hillary has not yet blamed for her 2016 election loss, be patient; she's likely to get to you before too much longer.  Hmmm... I wonder why she didn't bother to enter the Kentucky Derby Race over the weekend? All of the other nags were there. 

God works in mysterious ways.  Remember that House Speaker Paul Ryan just fired the House Chaplain; Ryan has now said the Chaplain can keep his job.  Word around Washington is that God (George Soros) spoke to him. 

Banks are now maneuvering to start keeping track of every ammunition and firearm purchase made using a credit card.  Presumably, that information will  be made to any left-wing group requesting it.


April Ryan is begging and pleading to be allowed into the Kathy Griffin Fan Club...

The DOJ Inspector General's report into Clinton shenanigans was due out in February, then March, then April, then May and now... maybe in June.  Evidently, it all depends on when Rod Rosenstein decides it should be released.  And... nobody's squawking? 

About those hundreds of missing messages between Page and Strzok... They both have had top secret clearances and computer access.   Could they have deleted those messages, or did Wray do it?  Just askin'...

McCain is so magnanimous.   He's invited Bush and Obama to speak at his funeral, but made it clear that he doesn't want any Trump within the borders of Arizona.  Well, I've got news for him: If he sends me an invite to be at his funeral, I'll tell him where to stuff it.  So there.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"When you see wrong or inequality or injustice, speak out, because this is your country.  This is your democracy.  Make it.  Protect it.  Pass it on." ~ Justice Thurgood Marshall 

HAS MUELLER WIRED TRUMP'S BEDROOM?

The word oozing out of the slime-ball Special Counselor's office yesterday was that the feds not only broke into Michael Cohen's (Trump's personal attorney) office, but that they also wiretapped some of his conversations with President Trump.  This means to me that nothing that is said in the White House or the President's living quarters is protected from surveillance.  After all, Melania speaks fluent English, Italian, German, Serbo-Croatian, Slovene and French; she's from Slovenia, all of which adds up to her being an ideal candidate for being a conduit between President Trump and Vladimir Putin.  So, why wouldn't Mueller wire their bedroom?  

(NOTE: After this post was written, NBC said it had its facts wrong, that Mueller's team was only recording time-of-day and numbers called by Cohen.  That is a possibility, but it doesn't make sense to me; Mueller's team could get access to that information at any time from the NSA or telephone companies involved.  So, with this caveat, I'm sticking to the story as above written.)

Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz investigated whether the DOJ and/or FBI deleted text messages between bureau officials Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, according to GOP sources who have spoken with members of the IG's team.  If that turns out to be the case, Comey, McCabe and Wray should grab some toilet tissue, because they're are on their way to the can for tampering with evidence and obstruction of justice. 

Congress has been having little, if any, luck at getting documents from the FBI and DOJ, although it has Constitutional oversight of both agencies.  Now, President Trump is threatening both agencies that he'll get involved unless they cooperate.  He could start by closing down both agencies entirely and turning their functions over to Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Baily's Circus...

If the Boy Scouts of America so desperately want to be politically correct, why don't they simply change their name to "Weenies USA?"

Seattle is telling businesses there to either fork over 26 cents per hour per employee to support the homeless in the streets or to pack up and get out.  That will cost Amazon.com alone over $20 million a year.  Look for them to shut down their huge expansion project and move to Boise.  And, look for Starbucks to move to Pocatello. 

Mueller has 49 questions for Trump.  Why 49?  Why not 50?  With 17 other lawyers on this investigation committee, you'd certainly think they could have drummed up just one more question.  I don't think we're getting our money's worth here... Oh, and by the way, the DOJ says we have no right to know what the authorized scope of the investigation really is because... the question pertains to an ongoing investigation.  Talk about the tail chasing the dog...

Kathy Griffin belongs in a mental institution, but they haven't found one willing to take her yet. 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 

The governments of the present day have to deal not merely with other governments, with emperors, kings and ministers, but also with the secret societies which have everywhere their unscrupulous agents, and can at the last moment upset all the governments' plans.
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 "The governments of the present day have to deal with not merely other governments, with emperors, kings, and ministers, but also with secret societies which  have everywhere their unscrupulous agents, and can at the last moment upset all the governments' plans." ~ Benjamin Disraeli

The governments of the present day have to deal not merely with other governments, with emperors, kings and ministers, but also with the secret societies which have everywhere their unscrupulous agents, and can at the last moment upset all the governments' plans.
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The governments of the present day have to deal not merely with other governments, with emperors, kings and ministers, but also with the secret societies which have everywhere their unscrupulous agents, and can at the last moment upset all the governments' plans.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/benjamin_disraeli_136329

The governments of the present day have to deal not merely with other governments, with emperors, kings and ministers, but also with the secret societies which have everywhere their unscrupulous agents, and can at the last moment upset all the governments' plans.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/benjamin_disraeli_136329

DID OBAMA SELL OUT AMERICA?

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has convincingly strong evidence that Iran has been continuing its nuclear program and that Iran has retained, but hidden, tons of files pertaining to the history of its program.  He even provided photographs of where the materials are being kept.  Not only did Obama give $150 billion to Iran, he also created and signed the Iranian nuclear "deal," which gives Iran permission to resume its program in just seven more years anyway.  Why is anybody surprised at these revelations? 

How much money do you think Obama and/or the Clinton Foundation got paid under the table for this magnanimous deed?  What happened with the money after it got to the Clinton Foundation? Oh, I know I'm barking up the wrong tree; just ask any Democrat...

Kathy Griffin is an ugly and disgustingly vile creature... and, unfortunately, the very epitome of what most Democrats have come to stand for.

I have a feeling that Mitch McConnell and his wife are about to get into a major investigation of their financial dealings... unless, of course, the FBI is going to cover for them like they've been covering for Clinton, Comey, Lynch and company. 

I guess Hillary is broke again.  She and hubby Bill have come out of hiding to twist the arms of wealthy donors for contributions to the Clinton Foundation.  Now, we all know that there was over $250 million sitting in the bank account in the fall of 2016; and we all know that they haven't donated diddly-squat to anybody, so what happened to all of that loot?  Besides Obama, Lynch and Comey, who could they have bought off with the money; Sessions, Mueller and Rosenstein?  

A suspicious package was found at the EPA.  Was it full of hot air, fueling more climate change? 

TODAY'S QUOTE: (About legal gun owners)
"Rarely in the modern era have so many good people been so viciously blamed for a crime they didn't commit.  Rarely has it been more urgent that they fight back." ~ Charles C.W. Cooke 

 

TESTER IS NO JESTER

"Allegations made by Senator Jon Tester against Admiral/Doctor Ron Jackson are proving false. The Secret Service is unable to confirm (in fact they deny) any of the phony Democrat charges which have absolutely devastated the wonderful Jackson family. Tester should resign. The great people of Montana will not stand for this kind of slander when talking of a great human being. Admiral Jackson is the kind of man that those in Montana would most respect and admire, and now, for no reason whatsoever, his reputation has been shattered. Not fair, Tester!" President Trump tweeted Saturday.  Tester, who sits on the V.A. oversight committee, had accused Jackson of misconduct, including being drunk on the job.  

Tester said later in the day that he was just trying to look out for veterans.  Well, sir, you just simply don't go public with slanderous accusations unless you are absolutely correct, which the Secret Service says you are not.  You're on a veterans oversight committee and you slander a high-ranking member of the armed services and you try to say you're on the side of veterans?  Go crawl back under the rock from whence you came, you worse than senseless being. 

Mitch McConnell isn't doing his job in the Senate.  He's an obstructionist, pure and simple.  The House has passed and sent to the Senate over 500 bills which McConnell has refused to act upon.  I think it's high time that the Vice President of the United States take charge of the Senate, which is his legal and Constitutional authority to do.  Somebody has to get our Senate off the commode.  Enough is enough.  

 

Texas Democrats have literally obliterated First Lady Melania Trump.  They cropped her out of the famous picture of the George Bushes, the Clintons, the Obamas and Melania standing behind former President George H.W. Bush at Barbara Bush's funeral.  Oh... it was a mistake?    

 

Word is that Democrats have set about scuttling North Korean Kim Jong Un's meeting with President Trump because they don't want Trump to have another win going into the 2018 elections.  What un-American bastards!  

The story about American-based airlines just keep getting more bizarre.  Delta Airlines was supposed to provide a flyer who has MS with a secure wheelchair when she landed in Amsterdam.  They showed up at the gate with a wheelchair that didn't conform to requirements, so they tied the woman into the wheelchair with a dirty blanket, bruising her in the process.  Delta is denying responsibility.  Is there any airline in the country that actually does its job?  

It may come as a shock to you, but there are those of us in California, particularly up north, who actually lay awake night wishing the Democrats on the coast would fall off into the ocean.  

Paul Ryan fired the House Chaplain because he prayed for fair and equal taxes.  Obviously, the pompous potentate Speaker thinks he can decide what we pray about in this country.  

DOMINANCE BY REPRESSION

Since most Trumpers are afraid to wear a MAGA hat in public because they might be severely beaten and sent off to a hospital bed, how long will it be before Christians who wear a cross around their neck feel the same way?  Due to vile, slanderous and outrageous accusations by Democrats and the media, Dr. Ronny Jackson has withdrawn his name from consideration for the V.A. top job.  When are we Americans going to start standing up against the left-wing liberals in this country... When hell freezes over?

The Golden State Killer has finally been apprehended.  To everyone's surprise, it was not O.J. Simpson.

Although most people think Trump will fire Mueller, the smart move is to fire Sessions and Rosenstein  and let Mueller's testicles fry in the evidence of his wrongdoing during the Clinton scandals.  Savor that smell.

Could it be true that NBC is trying to negotiate its way out of its contract with Megyn Kelly  because they've lost their audience and advertising revenues?  Maybe they should've named her show: "The Masquerading Primadonna?" 

This is really no laughing matter, but... How could Bill Cosby be found guilty of sexual assault with a dead weapon? 

Since the Bible has many passages in it which refer to sexual orientation, some California lawmakers have introduced legislation that would effectively ban the Bible from being sold or used.  “California AB 2943 is a dangerous bill that would punish people for their biblical beliefs about marriage, gender and human sexuality,” Liberty Counsel Founder and Chairman Mat Staver said.  “This law is stunning in its breadth. The mask of those supporting this oppressive bill has been removed. Their goal is to crush Christianity and any viewpoint that does not align with the state. We stand ready to file suit to stop this assault on freedom if this bill is signed into law.”  I suppose that, if you can ban God, then you don't have to obey His rules.  Anarchy looms.

NFL players are reportedly madder than a wet cow that team owners are refusing to hire Colin Kaepernick.   They believe he's been blackballed due to his refusal to stand for the National Anthem and that he has a right to express himself in any manner he chooses while wearing an NFL uniform.  Hot dogs, Chevrolets, apple pie and Kaepernick shit. 

According to illegal immigrants, while we may have established a legal way to come to this country, they have the right to disregard the legal way, cross the border and make us pay for their care, education and comfort whether we like it or not.  They are supported in this belief by the likes of Princess Pelosi and Chuck the Schmuck. 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty.  Suspect everyone who approaches that precious jewel.  Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. When you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined." ~ Patrick Henry

REVENGE OF THE YETI

YETI Coolers has abruptly and without explanation severed all ties with the NRA.  Their coolers were frequently auctioned or raffled off at NRA events to raise money for educational and safety programs.  If I see one of those coolers, I'll not hesitate to piss on it.  

The Senate Veterans Affairs Committee has put President Trump's nomination of his physician, Ronny Jackson, on hold while an investigation continues into allegations in the Clinton Dossier that Jackson shared a few sips of Russian vodka with a shipmate.  As a result, he is suspected of a "hostile work environment, excessive drinking on the job and improperly dispensing medication."

Does anybody know whatever happened with those millions and millions of rounds of ammunition purchased  by various agencies of the Obama administration?  

President Trump has vowed to stop the Caravans at the Mexican border.  Ford Transits, Chrysler Pacificas  and similar minivans will be allowed to cross unimpeded. ..

 

Would the event have been less deadly if the Waffle House shooter was not naked?  Then, why does the media persist on mentioning the fact that he was naked?  Oh... because we're sick and tired of their fake news and just want the bare facts?  Just askin'...

Important News of the Day: Nevada's Moonlite Bunny Ranch now accepts bitcoin.  

The Seattle Seahawks say they're still open to signing on Colin Kapernick.  That'll be worse for Seattle than the Boeing bust of 1970. 

California has now been cleared to gather signatures necessary to start the process of seceding from the union.  Nancy Pelosi has agreed to be the first Queen.  Will someone please... PLEASE... put some sanity back into this country?  

The guy who plowed a Ryder rental truck into Toronto pedestrians is now claiming he did so because he has not had enough sex.  I was going to give him the phone number of Stormy Daniels, but I hear she's busy making a new porno movie with Bill Clinton. 

 

TODAY'S QUOTE:

"My wife wants sex in the back of the car, and she wants me to drive." ~ Rodney Dangerfield

HILLARY'S MOST ABSURD GAFFE

The laugh of the day making its way around Washington is that Hillary's campaign actually worked diligently to help Trump win the Republican primaries because they thought he would be easier to beat than the other 16 candidates on the slate...

Effingham County in Illinois declared itself to be a "sanctuary city for gun owners" last Monday.  The county will refuse enforcement of any new state law which might “unconstitutionally restrict the Second Amendment.”  Liberals are having a severe hissy fit.

Word is that Andrew McCabe's lawyers are shopping around for a friendly liberal court judge so they can file  lawsuit in his/her court claiming Trump slandered him, defamed him and wrongfully terminated him.

What has happened with all of that money that was in the Clinton Foundation?

Nancy Pelosi and her rambunctious Democrats have made it clear: their number one priority after they win back Congress in 2018 is to repeal the Trump tax cuts; number two, they're going to impeach him.  Number three, they're going to outlaw the NRA.  I guess they're still suffering from the effects of LSD.

It's time to load up on guns and ammo.  Libs are hiring Australian anti-gunners to come to the U.S. and teach us what anti-gun rallies are really all about, while a group of big-time celebrities has vowed they will pound the NRA into oblivion.  Obviously, the national rabies epidemic is soaring...

Mitt Romney says he'll never, never kiss up to Trump.  So, what makes him think he's ever going to be able to get any federal funding for Utah? 

President Trump is finally holding his first State Dinner this week with French President Emmanuel Marcon.  The only "problem" seems to be that he has disinvited any Democrats or members of the press, and they seem to be getting their panties all twisted up over that fact.  Maybe the Dems shouldn't have sued him and maybe the press should dry up and blow away. 

Travis Reinking, the looney shooter at the Waffle House near Nashville, was caught last year inside a security barrier at the White House.  They then seized four guns from him and later gave them to his father after they banned him from owning guns; the father subsequently gave those guns back to his son, who used one of them in the Tennessee shooting.  And yet, watch the mainstream media and the left wingers blame ME, a law-abiding NRA member, for that shooting.  

So, this gal was flying back to the U.S.  on a Delta flight from Paris.  Delta passed out free apples as snacks on the plane.  On her way through customs, they searched her purse and found the apple, wrapped in a Delta plastic bag.  They subsequently seized the apple, fined her $500 and are probably going to order her removal from the Global Entry Status list which allows frequent, low-risk flyers expedited security clearances when boarding.  She should be grateful that they didn't make her spend a few nights in jail as well, because this is America and the Democrat autocrats think they're still in charge.  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"If you want so see absurdity in action, just give a left-wing Democrat a little authority." ~ The Unknown Scribbler  

REFERRAL FOR CRIMINAL PROSECUTION WILL GO NOWHERE

Eleven Congressmen have referred Clinton, Comey, Lynch, McCabe, Strzok and Page to the FBI for criminal prosecution.  Unfortunately, if you believe either Jeff Sessions or Rod Rosenstein will do anything about it, you've had your head stuck in the muck for entirely too long.

Stormy Daniels says she will donate $130,000 to Planned Parenthood if she wins her case.  Let's all get together and nominate her for the "Hooker of the Year" award.

Regarding the death of Barbara Bush, a professor at Fresno State University in California says: “I’m happy the witch is dead and I can’t wait for the rest of her family to fall to their demise.”  She goes on say say that she is a tenured professor and can't be fired for saying what she thinks.  Fresno State says they express condolences at the loss of Mrs. Bush, but that everyone has a right to express their opinion.  Keep in mind that our nation's universities are infested with these "professors."

Eric Holder for president in 2020... Yee, haw! Fast & Furious rides again! Giddyup cowboy!  

Bye-bye Gov. Cuomo: He came out the other day and said he is an illegal immigrant and he challenged authorities to deport him.  The bad news is that Article IV of the New York State Constitution requires that you be a U.S. citizen to hold the office of governor.  Another twit bites the dust...

After the NFL goes out of business over its unpatriotic kneeling program, the cheerleaders can all stay at my house...

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"There is no difference between a prostitute and a politician.  They both like tricks." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

 

THIS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE

Sean Simpson is a teacher at Parkland, Florida's Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School.  He is adamantly in favor of gun control; nevertheless, he volunteered to carry a gun at the school.  While using the restroom, he laid his gun down and then forgot to retrieve it before he left.  A drunken vagrant slithered into the restroom and found the gun, shooting it once just as Simpson returned to the scene.  Fortunately, no one was hurt.  One of the first things you learn when acquiring a gun is that it is a deadly weapon and if you have one in your possession you must always... always... be in full and complete control of it.  He should be banned from ever owning a firearm again. 

Outgoing House Speaker Paul Ryan, (not outgoing fast enough), has endorsed Californian Kevin McCarthy as his successor.  In recent months, McCarthy has proven himself to be a member of the Progressive Establishment.  His election as House Speaker would, in my opinion, simply be an extension of the Boehner-Ryan dynasty, which has failed the American people miserably.  I liked Steve Scalise, but Scalise has indicated he will not run if McCarthy wants the job, which means to me that he is part of the "establishment" equation.  That being the case, I like Mark Meadows. 

And Paul Ryan says James Comey is a man of integrity.  What a twit.  As for Comey?  He's a sanctimonious, self-serving bastard, and I'm being overly generous.

Sen. John McCain has undergone surgery for stomach problems.   Evidently, his head is still in the way, so to speak.  

Join the NRA; tick off a Democrat today. 

Dick's Sporting Goods says it is going to destroy all AR-15 style weapons in stock.  As long as they're joining the anti-gun movement, why don't they quit selling guns completely?  Just askin'...

California has rejected a preliminary federal plan for the state’s National Guard troops deployed to the border because it entails too much support for immigration enforcement, according to U.S. officials.  Besides, Gov. Brown is going to need those troops to enforce the State's Sanctuary State Laws against those cities which are trying to opt out. 

Starbucks is closing over 8,000 outlets on May 29th for "racial bias" training.  I didn't know they needed training; aren't they already biased?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"There is nothing new in the world except the history you do not know." ~ Harry S. Truman

TODAY'S WORD OF THE DAY: ACTION

It's time for the Republicans and the White House to quit bellyaching about the antics of Mueller and the coverups of the DOJ and FBI.  We're sick and tired of hearing it.  DO SOMETHING! Either quit or get off the pot!  

Who in hell gives a hoot anymore about the NFL, anyway?  If the unpatriotic bastards think they're going to get a dime of my patriotic money, they've got another thing coming.  As far as I am concerned, anybody who supports them is just as unpatriotic as they are.  So there.  Pffft!

So sorry to hear about Barbara Bush.  My prayers are with her.  

There's absolutely nothing wrong with James Comey that a few years in jail can't cure. 

Hey, you guys who insist the world is going to come to an end on April 23rd... It already ended December 21, 2012 when the Mayan calendar ended, remember? 


I hear Comey's new book is going to be printed on toilet paper and distributed to restrooms across the country.  The rolls are probably bugged, in more ways than one. 

According to information contained in the release of the FBI's Inspector General's Report, a telephone call was made by someone "very high up" to shut down the investigation into the Clinton Foundation.  Word circulating around D.C. is that the call came from someone in the White House.  Now, just who do you think that might have been?  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"We can either allow the things with which we disagree to continue or we can do something about it.  There is no middle ground." ~ The Unknown Sxribbler

ARE THE THREE STOOGES ABOUT TO EXIT THE STAGE?

Ryan is finally leaving.  Are McConnell and Sessions going to show a glimmer of class and get out also? Right after his announcement, did you notice how many staunch, upright Members of Congress came out to say what a fine man he was and to rave on about everything he's accomplished; starting with Mitch McConnell, they stood behind their elitist establishment podiums and told us all how proud we should be to have had a bonafide Trump obstructionist in the Speaker's slot. 

Word around media circles is that Mueller is trying to goad Trump into firing him so that will set the Democrats up for impeachment of Trump after they gain the Congress back in November.  While they're playing their silly games, Trump has a country to run.  Sessions, Wray, Mueller and Rosenstein really need to be jailed for obstruction of justice, so if there's going to be a blood bath, let's take the proactive initiative and start with them first....  Then let's see what happens.  In the meanwhile, the code words around Washington are"Heil, Mueller!"

Just saw a sign in a local grocery store: "Prime Beef, T-Bone Steak, 99 cents a pound!  (Bone Only)."  

Six men brutally raped a 13-year-old girl in Colorado in 2016.  Two of them were just sentenced to probation; one other was sentenced to probation last year.  This is our America in 2018. 

Could it be true that the $130,000 used by Michael Cohen to buy off Stormy Daniels  actually came from the Clinton Foundation?  Just askin'...

I believe that James Comey, Loretta Lynch, Susan Rice and Hillary Clinton should all be hung by their testicles.  

President Trump met with Rod Rosenstein at the White House yesterday.  Unlike Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton, I don't think they discussed golf and the grand kids.  

As if we had any doubt: The House has failed to pass a Constitutional Amendment bill requiring a  balanced national budget. 

Could it be that the ransacking of President Trump's attorney's office was instigated because they have nothing on him and want to find some way to shut down his business empire?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Our government... teaches the whole people by its example.  If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy." ~ Louis D. Brandeis

MUELLER'S STORM TROOPERS NEXT MOVE?

Do you think Mueller would have the guts to send armed F.B.I. agents into the White House to seize records?  Judging by his actions Monday, one has to ask... "Why not?" 

Orange County in California is making a big push to force the homeless encampments out of their cities.  They say they are sick and tired of thousands of needles, hundreds of tons of trash and the stench of mounds of human waste infesting their neighborhoods.  I don't understand: if it's good enough for San Francisco, why isn't it good enough for Orange County?

Doctors mistakenly pumped a Russian immigrant full of formaldehyde instead of a saline solution; she died a horrible and painful death.  I feel that way after watching just 60 seconds of CNN.

I watched a tad of Sarah Palin on Fox's "Life, Liberty and Levin" Sunday night.  She seemed to me to be more than a bit discombobulated... almost as if she was on a sedative or... something.  

Yeah, I agree: Why should we get involved in this Syrian thing?  I mean... we stood by and watched the Jews get gassed in Germany, so why shouldn't we stand by and watch the Syrians get gassed in Damascus?  Furthermore, according to today's liberals, the Hitler "thing" never happened; so we can presume that in 10-15 years they'll be saying the Assad "thing" never happened?

It's a given: the tent city slum citizens of San Francisco don't like "crumbs" either; they'll reelect Pelosi.  Besides, she's such a lovely, genteel creature...

Since when can the FBI search an attorney's office and grab confidential records of a client?  Those are privileged communications where I come from.  Of course, that was BM... (before Mueller)...

Come on, Loretta: If you expect us to believe that the Phoenix tarmac meeting was just to chit chat about innocuous things, then why did you and Bill go to such lengths to try and cover it up? 

California tax dollars are being spent to paint Los Angeles streets white, at a cost of $40,000 per mile.  The elite governing officials are so worried about global warning that they are painting the streets white in order to reflect the sun's rays.  How come no one's complaining about racism? 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Fascism will come at the hands of perfectly authentic Americans." ~ John T. Flynn

JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT...

Since its inception, the FISA Court has declined only one application to spy on Americans... out of 10,500.  But, your illustrious Congress just recently approved another extension of the system.

You may appreciate snowy roads that quickly get thawed, but thousands of tons of salt are poured on those roadways every year and recent measurements show salt content in our drinking water has gone up in 40% of American cities... and the fresh water fish aren't happy about it. 

Over 30.5 billion robocalls were made in the country last year, most of them to my phone.

Uniformed police officers carrying guns are not welcomed in Outback Steakhouses.  But, they'd better show up in a big hurry if there's a robbery... or else!

There was a fire Saturday on the 50th floor of Trump Tower in New York City.  Just for the record, the NRA is not responsible...  Although a life was lost, libs and Dems are dancing in the streets while lamenting that the whole damned building didn't burn to the ground. 

Evidence produced by Judicial Watch indicates Barack Hussein Obama and his White House thugs funneled millions of taxpayer dollars to George Soros.

Cell phones cause cancer in spiders, especially when they're on the web...

While all eyes seem to be ob Scott Pruitt's $50 a night hotel bill, not a soul is paying any attention to the hundreds of millions of dollars funneled into the Clinton Foundation.

Mimicking a London experiment, U.S. schools are gradually prohibiting students from having a "best friend."  That's right... They've determined that having a "best friend" is hazardous to your mental health and social fitness.  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
90% of the people who want you to give up your guns secretly want to rob you, rape you or kill you?  They actually want you to be a victim of crime?  ~ The Unknown Scribbler

CRUISING FOR A BRUISING

A Norwegian cruise ship headed for Los Angeles turned into a total nightmare as construction workers sailed along with paying passengers and proceeded with upgrades on the ship.  Passengers say they had to endure carelessly stored chemicals, cordoned-off emergency exits, noisy power tools, construction dust and potential toxic exposure.

"As a gesture of our gratitude for our guests' patience and understanding, we will be extending a future cruise credit of 25% of their cruise fare paid, which can be applied towards another cruise of their choice from now through March 31, 2019," Norwegian management said.  Yes, it could be that a future cruise under the discount could also be... under construction.  Could it be Mark Zuckerberg owns that cruise line?

A recent study shows that people continue to make new brain cells, even as they grow older.  That is, of course, unless your name is Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnell.

The story around Great Britain has been that Prince Charles carries his own toilet seat wherever he goes.  His response when asked by a reporter?  “Oh, don’t believe all that crap.”  Everybody should know that no British Prince carries his own throne...

An out-of-control garbage truck in Philadelphia totally trashed, (pardon the play on words), an entire row of cars parked along the street.  The driver says it was some type of mechanical malfunction.  Word around is that he's a Democrat and all of the car owners are Republicans...

California Senator Kamala Harris says that spending any money on a border wall would be a gross misuse of taxpayer money.  She doesn't mention the fact that California alone spent over $26 billion of taxpayer money coddling illegal immigrants last year... That's enough to build the whole damned wall. 

In the meanwhile, law-abiding and conservative Californians are pleading for help.  Over 1 million driver licenses have been issued to illegal aliens in the state since 2015, meaning that over 1 million more Democrats can vote, whether that is legal or not.  There is therefore no way conservatives or Republicans can ever hope to gain control of the state government and stop its continuing, oppressive abuses of power.     

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"The government is so out of control.  It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power." ~ Ted Nugent

THE FIX IS IN

If Jeff Sessions is not a "good old boy" or a "never Trumper," why did he appoint U.S. Attorney John Huber as an investigator in the FISA matter when, in fact, Huber is an Obama appointee?  This whole thing is such an outright farce, it makes me want to puke.  Yes... the fix is obviously in.  

There was a day not too many years ago when this nation had so many patriots in it that we wouldn't put up with the liberal or the Democrat horseshit that infests the country today.  These days, there are not enough woodsheds left around to take to them all out behind of...

A pervert entered the restroom at a Chicago Target Store over the weekend and exposed himself to a young girl.  Target continues to insist on having unisex bathrooms; in responding to this incident, their President says that the retail company will “continue to embrace our belief in diversity and inclusion."  I wouldn't be surprised to hear store managers have hidden video cameras in those bathrooms because, they're obviously perverts, too.

Kathy Griffin still thinks she's still relevant.   Oh, and the newest member of her fan club is George Soros. 

It looks like Tiger Woods is embroiled in another cat fight.

If they pulled Jim Acosta's White House Press Credentials, would that make him an illegitimate bastard?

Virgie Rollins, Chair of the Congressional Back Caucus and a former member of the Black Panthers, says Democrats should adopt Black Panther tactics in order to win the 2018 midterm elections.  Isn't that punishable as inciting violence?  

If the Dems and left-wing liberals are being this obnoxious now, can you image how life would be in this country if we didn't have guns?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"A cynical, mercenary demagogic press will in time produce a people as base as itself." ~ Joseph Pulitzer

WHY NOT, WITH A HITCH? MY THOUGHTS ON FORGIVING STUDENT LOANS

There's been some talk about a blanket forgiveness of student loans.  How about this?  If the student goes to work for any branch of the U.S. or any State government in a position that can use his/her education, and he/she gets paid the going rate for that position, we will forgive one year of student debt for each year they work.  They must obtain a degree in order to qualify.  Military service also counts. 

It looks like Comedy Central may be about to go off the air... they've just hired Kathy Griffin.

Jorge Ramos says he doesn't like it here anymore and wants to move back to Mexico.  Evidently, his wet back has dried out.  Don't let el puerta hit your el butto on the way out...

There's no truth to the rumor that Hillary hasn't been able to find a psychiatrist willing to take her case.

By the time Congress and the Justice Department finish their so-called "investigations" into Obama-era corruption, the Statute of Limitations will have run out and they'll all get off... in more ways than one.

I see Walmart wants to buy Humana.  Next thing we know, there'll be hospital beds in women's lingerie.

About allegations that Amazon is stealing small business customers:  If you take care of your business, nobody can steal it from you.   The lost art of taking sincere and friendly care of your local customers is taking its toll.  It's not that Amazon is stealing customers; big box stores and local store-fronts alike are chasing them away.  

It appears that hoards of Congressional Democrats are moving to Colorado.  I just read the headline: "Colorado Seeing Rise in Rabid Skunks." 

Pocahontas is gearing up to run in 2020.  She's been over in China on a pre-election Obama-style apology tour, saying America will be much better after Trump is gone. 

And just in time for Easter, former President Jimmy Carter says he has been praying for Trump in the hopes that the President will come to his senses.  How thoughtful...

President Trump said yesterday that he wants the Senate to use the nuclear option to get tough legislation passed.  While I agree with the sentiment, if he thinks Mitch McConnell is going to help him by using the nuclear option, he hasn't been paying attention to the "gold old boy" network.  

About those 1,000 illegal immigrants from Central America now traveling through Mexico on their way to crash our border and challenge our Border Patrol... word is that the Democrats are going to pull out all of the stops to prevent Trump from stopping them from crossing into the U.S.  The Dems really wouldn't do that, would they?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"Experience hath shown, that even under the best forms of government, those entrusted with power have, in time and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." ~ Thomas Jefferson