California is enacting a law that will limit toilet flushing to not more than 55 gallons per day. To monitor compliance, I suppose they are going to install cameras in your bathroom, hooked directly through your computer to Facebook? May God help those who have a bad dose of diarrhea... What a downright shitty way to treat your citizens.
Colin Kaepernick is going to start in a new comedy television series. Somehow, I don't think it's going to be stand-up comedy.
The disgusting media tramps are at it again, accusing the White House Press Secretary of not always telling the truth. She had a great comeback, suggesting that her credibility was one helluva lot better than theirs. A big high five, Sarah...
Bill Clinton says he has nothing to apologize to Monica Lewinsky for. As far as he is concerned, I guess, he was just poking a little fun at her.
Andrew McCabe is saying he wants immunity or he won't testify before Congress. If he doesn't get immunity, he'll take the 5th. Now, there's a man who has nothing to hide...
Go figure: After a decade of horrible economic news, depressed wages and high unemployment, things are finally starting to cook again and guess what? UPS workers are going to go on strike. The ungrateful idiots want even more.
The big news yesterday was that an illegal immigrant from Ecuador was arrested while delivering pizza to Fort Hamilton Military Base in New York City. There is no mention as to whether the pizza eventually reached the hungry mouths of those who ordered it, or whether or not the pizza came with anchovies.
In another interesting turn of events, you might remember Heidi Fleiss, the famous madame who got caught providing call girls to some big names in Washington and New York about 25 years ago. Today, she's raising exotic birds in a southwestern Nevada town. It seems to me that she also had a laundromat at one time. Just thought you'd like to have this important update before the weekend gets started.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The profession of a prostitute is the only occupation in which the maximum income is paid to the newest apprentice." ~ William Booth
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