Wednesday, April 25, 2018

REVENGE OF THE YETI

YETI Coolers has abruptly and without explanation severed all ties with the NRA.  Their coolers were frequently auctioned or raffled off at NRA events to raise money for educational and safety programs.  If I see one of those coolers, I'll not hesitate to piss on it.  

The Senate Veterans Affairs Committee has put President Trump's nomination of his physician, Ronny Jackson, on hold while an investigation continues into allegations in the Clinton Dossier that Jackson shared a few sips of Russian vodka with a shipmate.  As a result, he is suspected of a "hostile work environment, excessive drinking on the job and improperly dispensing medication."

Does anybody know whatever happened with those millions and millions of rounds of ammunition purchased  by various agencies of the Obama administration?  

President Trump has vowed to stop the Caravans at the Mexican border.  Ford Transits, Chrysler Pacificas  and similar minivans will be allowed to cross unimpeded. ..
 
Would the event have been less deadly if the Waffle House shooter was not naked?  Then, why does the media persist on mentioning the fact that he was naked?  Oh... because we're sick and tired of their fake news and just want the bare facts?  Just askin'...

Important News of the Day: Nevada's Moonlite Bunny Ranch now accepts bitcoin.  

The Seattle Seahawks say they're still open to signing on Colin Kapernick.  That'll be worse for Seattle than the Boeing bust of 1970. 

California has now been cleared to gather signatures necessary to start the process of seceding from the union.  Nancy Pelosi has agreed to be the first Queen.  Will someone please... PLEASE... put some sanity back into this country?  

The guy who plowed a Ryder rental truck into Toronto pedestrians is now claiming he did so because he has not had enough sex.  I was going to give him the phone number of Stormy Daniels, but I hear she's busy making a new porno movie with Bill Clinton. 
 
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car, and she wants me to drive." ~ Rodney Dangerfield


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