We've all been wondering who it was that the FBI planted as a mole
into the Trump campaign and I have it on good authority that it was
Melania. I began to wonder about that possibility after I read in the
major news outlets that Melania and Donald were getting divorced and
that she was actually living in an obscure apartment in a Washington
alley away from the White House. That and the fact that she has not
accompanied him on some trips recently sews it up for me.
This is, to say the least, quite a coup. Hillary called Barack and told him she absolutely had
to know what was going in Trump's campaign; Barack called Comey and
Comey met with Melania at 2:13 AM next to a pink Mercedes in the parking garage of
Trump Tower. Comey threatened to have Melania arrested for possessing a
pair of alligator shoes if she didn't cooperate and she caved in.
Remember... you read it first here, but the New York Times will also be publishing the story on its front page before the day is over.
Thank God the damned royal wedding is over with. Now I can finally pee.
Well, when businesses ask clients for reviews they should take the good with the bad. Mrs. B's Daycare in Spring Hill, Florida sued a couple for writing a negative review. A review is merely an opinion; if I say that, in my opinion, Paul Ryan is as worthless as tits on a boar, can he sue me? Well, yes; whether or not he'll win is another thing.
I hear all of the nation's Confederate statues are going to be replaced with statues of Barack Obama...
The gunman who charged into Trump's National Doral Golf Club resort in Florida is a porn actor and stripper. It is unknown at post time whether or not he has had any connections, pardon the play on words, with Stormy Daniels.
I have said several times in sarcastic jest that the way to stop school shootings is to close the schools. Well, I've been outdone by some former top Obama education department czars who are suggesting that we should refuse to send our kids to school until we "have better gun laws." So, we're now the new hostages? Give up your guns or your kids get no education? I'm beginning to understand why Democrats are so much against mental health institutions... if there was enough room, by some remote chance, they just might be taken off the streets.
Elizabeth Warren has loudly pledged never to take a penny in contribution from the NRA. Well, Pocahontas, I seriously doubt that the NRA would ever offer to give you a penny as a contribution, so quit your pontificating.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"When the insane people start the chatter, there's no way to win that fight. It's literally like arguing with someone who is speaking another language, so there's no engaging with that kind of stuff." ~ Jennifer Konner
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