Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Lessons From An Old Fart

Dear Uncle Joe: One of the very first things you learn in military boot camp is that you never, ever tell your enemy what your plans are. Why did you tell the Taliban you were leaving on August 31st?

The second thing you learn is that you never shoot from the hip. You strategize and plan for all contingencies before you make any move.  

Above all, you never let your enemy know that you don't know what the f**k you're doing!

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Californians want to know: what's the purpose of that mysterious hole in the return envelope for ballots? Is it purely coincidental that it lines up with the spot on the ballot where you mark that you want Newsom recalled? And what about those hundred of ballots that were discovered in an ex-felon's car? What were they to be used for?  

How would you like to be facing the prospect of being stuck in Afghanistan? 

Kamalala's flight to Viet Nam was delayed in Singapore, ostensibly due to two cases of the "Havana Syndrome" being discovered in Hanoi. Kamalala sent reporters back to their hotel from the airport for an indefinite period. Coincidentally, the delay occurred at the same time the Taliban was warning Uncle Joe that no more Afghans would be allowed to leave the country.   

Biden and the Pentagon have decided to punt the Afghanistan evacuee deadline problem to the State Department. Good luck with that. 

Uncle Joe is so thoughtful: he admonished those fleeing the remnants of Henri to wear their masks and observed social distancing. How nice. 

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "We will exit Afghanistan at a time of our choosing." ~ Joe Biden

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