Monday, August 9, 2021

Fauci, Smauci, Pudnin' Pie!

Anthony Fauci, the nation's health prevaricator-in-chief, now insists that everyone get their vaccine booster shot. "It's a high priority." But it won't prevent you from getting the Wuhan virus and won't keep you from spreading it. Yes, there are side effects, some deadly, but the risk is worth it. And, of course, 98.5% of the people who get the virus won't get hospitalized anyway, and fewer will die. Just put on your masks, people, and do as you're told!  

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How many is a real mass shooting? Would 461 be a mass shooting? That's how many shootings they had in gun-controlled Chicago in July, but Biden's not talking about it! 

Rumor has it that the Cuomo brothers have been seen hanging out in Biden's basement with Hunter.    

Portland Christians were gathered on the waterfront over the weekend for a prayer session when Antifa, the darlings of the Democrat Party, descended upon the event carrying black umbrellas and shields while they sprayed red and yellow gas on the worshipers.  Other Antifa members stole sound equipment, lawn chairs and wagons left across the lawn by families who had come to listen to the pastor speak. Another proud moment for American Democracy.  

Residents of Washington, D.C., have come under siege by a plague of microscopic Oak Leaf Itch Mites whose bite leaves a raft of painful and itchy sores on their victims. I am just so, so sorry... Maybe Biden should move back to Delaware? 

If the GOP thinks we're going to vote for their candidates this time around just because we don't like the Dems, they're going to be in for a rude awakening. We're not going to vote for anyone who isn't doing their job! 

Biden has millions of friends, most of whom live in China. 

I live in northern California. Yesterday, I went to the grocery store and noticed for the first time that every one... employees and customers alike... were wearing their masks! The smoke from nearby fires was stifling!

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "The only time when inflation is good is when it's used to cure erectile dysfunction." ~ Bill Clinton

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