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Nancy Pelosi, the lovely lady who threw a clinker into the Coronavirus relief package because she wanted to fund abortions and give citizenship to illegal aliens, now claims that President Trump is guilty of killing Americans because of his lame response to the pandemic.  She should be staked down to an ant pile and covered with molasses.   

As of yesterday afternoon: Worldwide deaths were at 4.7% and U.S. deaths were at 1.7%.  That tells the true story.  

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The nation's largest condom manufacturing company has closed its doors due to the Coronavirus pandemic.  Now's the time to buy stock in Jolly Time Balloon Company.

New York City Mayor DeBlasio ranted and raved about the suggestion that he close schools and limit gatherings.  Now that the city is faced with horrendous amounts of cases and deaths, he blames Trump.  He and Governor Cuomo also cry wolf, claiming they're not getting enough ventilators while they are sitting on a couple of thousand of unused ones.  Somebody should at least go and change their diapers.

Washington State has banned fishing.  They evidently want to keep the fish safe from Coronavirus.

They say that people staying at home should use this time to do exercises and get their bodies in shape.  I'd rather sit in a crowded bar and get the Coronavirus.

Over 32,000 people worldwide have died from Coronavirus.  Over 60 million people die every year from other causes.  Just sayin'...  On the other hand, 1/5 of the total world cases have occurred right here in the United States. 

Since alcohol prevents Coronavirus, I recommend tossing a bottle of Smirnoff into every load of laundry.  It would probably be helpful to toss in a quart of orange juice as well.

Sign at entrance to a California State Park: "Practice safe distancing or we will feed you to the bears."  Just kidding...

I'm very sorry to see Trish Regan depart Fox Business News.  Lou Dobbs is now the only show I watch on either Fox News or Fox Business News, and he doesn't have red hair or boobs.

Remember that $25 million that Pelosi insisted be given to the Kennedy Center as part of the Coronavirus relief bill?  Well, as soon as President Kennedy signed the bill into law, the Kennedy Center laid off its entire orchestra.  I wonder who pulled those strings?

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Stay away from beans and beer.  They say you can get Coronavirus while you're getting gas."~ The Unknown Scribbler