CHUTZPAH, CHUTZPAH, CHUTZPAH

Nancy Pelosi, the lovely lady who threw a clinker into the Coronavirus relief package because she wanted to fund abortions and give citizenship to illegal aliens, now claims that President Trump is guilty of killing Americans because of his lame response to the pandemic.  She should be staked down to an ant pile and covered with molasses.   

As of yesterday afternoon: Worldwide deaths were at 4.7% and U.S. deaths were at 1.7%.  That tells the true story.  

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The nation's largest condom manufacturing company has closed its doors due to the Coronavirus pandemic.  Now's the time to buy stock in Jolly Time Balloon Company.

New York City Mayor DeBlasio ranted and raved about the suggestion that he close schools and limit gatherings.  Now that the city is faced with horrendous amounts of cases and deaths, he blames Trump.  He and Governor Cuomo also cry wolf, claiming they're not getting enough ventilators while they are sitting on a couple of thousand of unused ones.  Somebody should at least go and change their diapers.

Washington State has banned fishing.  They evidently want to keep the fish safe from Coronavirus.

They say that people staying at home should use this time to do exercises and get their bodies in shape.  I'd rather sit in a crowded bar and get the Coronavirus.

Over 32,000 people worldwide have died from Coronavirus.  Over 60 million people die every year from other causes.  Just sayin'...  On the other hand, 1/5 of the total world cases have occurred right here in the United States. 

Since alcohol prevents Coronavirus, I recommend tossing a bottle of Smirnoff into every load of laundry.  It would probably be helpful to toss in a quart of orange juice as well.

Sign at entrance to a California State Park: "Practice safe distancing or we will feed you to the bears."  Just kidding...

I'm very sorry to see Trish Regan depart Fox Business News.  Lou Dobbs is now the only show I watch on either Fox News or Fox Business News, and he doesn't have red hair or boobs.

Remember that $25 million that Pelosi insisted be given to the Kennedy Center as part of the Coronavirus relief bill?  Well, as soon as President Kennedy signed the bill into law, the Kennedy Center laid off its entire orchestra.  I wonder who pulled those strings?

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Stay away from beans and beer.  They say you can get Coronavirus while you're getting gas."~ The Unknown Scribbler

PELOSI TAKES CREDIT FOR BILL'S PASSAGE

Can you believe the woman had the audacity to smile for the cameras as she claimed responsibility for inventing and passing the Coronavirus relief and stimulus bill?  

AOC LOSES IT

Lovely Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, future Speaker of the House, came out yesterday and lambasted the Republicans for not including illegal immigrants in the stimulus bill.  "Thanks to GOP, these checks will be cut off the backs of taxpaying immigrants, who get nothing. Many are essential workers who pay more taxes than Amazon. Wall St gets $4T."  Aw, shucks.

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Donald Jr. hit the nail on the head: It is far more important to the Dems to fund museums than it is to fund financial and medical aid during the Coronavirus pandemic.

Nevada Gov. Steve Sisolak has restricted the prescription of two malaria medications that President Trump named as potential remedies for Coronavirus after a man died and his wife was hospitalized for ingesting a fish tank cleaning additive with a similar name.  This news is beyond my capabilities for comment.  

Eric Garcetti, the Democratic mayor of Los Angeles, announced Tuesday that power and water will be shut off for nonessential businesses that refuse to close amid California's Coronavirus "safer at home" order.

Just so you know and are not surprised, language in the Coronavirus Relief Bill stipulates that payment will be made on or before December 31, 2020.  

At the same time and in the same breath as he ordered all gun stores to close, the L.A. County Sheriff released 1,700 inmates due to the Coronavirus.  

Kathy Griffin blames Trump and says she has Covid-19 and is confined to a hospital, wearing a mask.  Finally, somebody covered that ugly mug up!

Did you notice that as soon as Governor Newsom closed all of the bars in California, Pelosi returned to Washington?  

How many businesses shuttered their doors forever and how many people died while Pelosi played her sick games? 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"I can't stand whining." ~ Hillary Clinton

CORONAVIRUS AT SEA?

Yes... three sailors onboard the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt, which is at sea, have tested positive for Coronavirus.    

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Hillary Clinton's and Huma Abedin's email messages are missing.  Fancy that.  

Thousands of illegals with serious illnesses are at the border, desperately trying to get in.  They have everything from tuberculosis, influenza and pneumonia... to the Coronavirus.   

The Dems' biggest fear is that people will get back to work and the economy will roar back... before the November elections.   

While President Trump sincerely hopes the country will be back to work by Easter, Pelosi says she "doesn't care" about his damned hopes or his ridiculous tweets.  In the meantime, she snuck amnesty for illegal aliens and government-funded abortions into her bill.  And she says the Senate bill will not not be passed by the House. 

About those whiny American citizens complaining they're having problems finding a way back to the U.S. from overseas... they knew long before airlines started shutting down service that things were going to get dicey.  Yet, they chose to stay where they were. 

About those states and cities which are griping that they don't have enough medical supplies, they've known for weeks what was coming and did nothing about it.  Now they're mad at Trump? 

While China is claiming 3,300 deaths due to Coronavirus, intel sources report that 21 million Chinese cellphone users have "disappeared."  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"It was really a good, solid deal.  All (of a) sudden they start throwing all the little green new deal stuff in. The board rooms, what they look like. 'We want clean energy, we want all this stuff. Let's stop drilling oil.' They had things that were terrible. Windmills all over the place, all sorts of credits for windmills. To kill the breeze and ruin the real estate, right? A lot of problems." ~ President Trump about Nancy Pelosi's maneuvers on the Coronavirus relief bill.  

DEM EXTORTION: MALFEASANCE IN OFFICE

It's time for all Americans to jump on a plane or train, get in their cars and drive to Capitol Hill and storm the halls of Congress to physically remove Pelosi and Schumer and nail their office doors shut!  Their actions during a national emergency are nothing short of sheer extortion and criminal negligence.  They need to be removed for malfeasance in office.  

CORONAVIRUS ENFORCEMENT BEGINS

 San Jose Police Chief Eddie Garcia said Friday that his department will begin today to enforce Santa Clara County Health Department's stay-at-home directives.  Officers in specially-deployed health order compliance patrol cars are going to businesses and groups of people to remind them of the health orders, and requesting compliance.  Garcia said businesses continuing to operate could face criminal citation, business license sanctions, and health code violations. 

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If you think you're going to get a stimulus check from Uncle Sam this or next week, you're in for a rude awakening.  First, a bill has to be passed.  Then, according to the language in the bill, a mechanism has to be created to determine who gets the money and how to distribute it.  Then, checks have to be printed or bank accounts have to be identified for direct deposit.  To be honest, we're looking at upwards of sixty days before the money hits your hands.  Plan accordingly.

The Coronavirus in China is far from being over.  The Chinese government has been caught misrepresenting the facts... again.

President Trump Saturday declared New York City to be a disaster area; Senator Schumer says he's the one who came up with the idea.  And Mayor DeBlasio came out Sunday and claimed that the President has done nothing to help New York City and that people will die.  By the way, both of those political bandits were chastising President Trump for being racist and an alarmist when, back in January, he cut off flights from China.

Contrary to popular myth, eating lots of garlic will not prevent you from getting the Kung Flu.  It will, however, keep people at least six feet away from you. 

Here I sit, isolated in remote Shasta County, where cases are cropping up all around me... Siskiyou, Butte, Lassen, Humboldt. Being a hermit on top of a mountain has its advantages, and I don't need toilet paper; I use pine cones.

Those left-wing loonies who insist prisoners should be released because of the Coronavirus would prefer to have them die in public as opposed to dying in jail.  I suppose we're racists if we don't want to share?

As of this post, no known employee of Corona Beer has gotten ill with the virus.  Just sayin'...

Some guy stole 29 Coronavirus test kits from a Tuscon health center.  They're useless without a lab to test them. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Sharks are complaining that the beaches are closing and they have nobody to eat." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

CORONAVIRUS CANCELS RELIGIOUS FREEDOM?

Several churches and religious organizations attempting to conduct services and meetings have been invaded by law enforcement and told to cease and desist immediately.  This is what churches are for... serving their congregations in times of stress, trial and tribulation.  Nevertheless, leaders have been advised they could be fined or jailed for holding either indoor or outdoor services, due to new Coronavirus regulations and directives.   

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As mandatory social distancing forces Americans and federal government employees to telework, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is using coronavirus as an excuse to shut down its electronic public records operations.  All FOIA requests must now be handled by snail mail.  

Grab your guns and stay awake tonight!  The Democrats are coming after your toilet paper and sani-wipes.  

While the rest of the nation is suffering the consequences of the Covid-19 virus, some are complaining that President Trump is racist for calling it the China Virus and busy little bee workers in the White House are trying to find out who coined the terminology of "Kung Flu."  

Our friend Ilhan Omar has been under increasing fire for her insidious, mean attacks against President Trump.  Faced with mounting criticism, she has done a compete 180 and come out in strong support of his handling of the Coronavirus.  It must be election season. 

Another caravan of illegals is headed our way; they want to participate in getting the Kung Flu. 

On the one hand, authorities tell us to stay home, stay put.  On the other hand, they are talking about releasing prisoners? How contradictory and dangerous is that?  

The City of Redding, California, is having problems with idiots who have run out of toilet paper and resorted to using such things as undershirts, then flushing them down the commodes which, in turn, causes enormous problems with sewer lines and equipment.  

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has sparked a heated backlash from both parties as she appeared to be against considering cash payments for Americans in the midst of the Coronavirus crisis.  The fact that President Donald Trump and fellow Republicans have floated the idea as a possibility has only angered the left even more. Scrooge is alive and well.  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"If we must die, we die defending our rights." ~ Sitting Bull. 

MORE REALLY BAD NEWS!

News much worse than the Coronavirus came out yesterday.  Tom Brady is leaving the New England Patriots. 

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Joe said two things over the weekend:  He will select a woman as his VP, (Hillary is warming up her car), and he will appoint Barack Obama to the Supreme Court.  Nice guy, that Joe.

I did vent my anger Monday about Newsom closing all of the bars and wineries in California.  Now, governors of other states are also closing down bars... and they're all Democrats.  Now, I'm 65+ and vulnerable; I have enough sense not to subject myself to danger.  Democrats, on the other hand, obviously do not.

Mitt Romney wants the government to send $1,000 to every American adult.  I presume, knowing Mitt, that includes prisoners in the pen, illegals and Russian spies?  And just who is going to fund it?  Why... you and me, of course.  All Democrats think alike. 

Due to the Coronavirus, tomorrow has been canceled. 

Ohio's Guv Mike DeWine wanted to delay the State's primaries, but a county Judge ruled against it.  So the illustrious Guv declared a state of health emergency and kept the polls closed anyway.  Screw the Judge. 

Ava Louise, a dingbat from Miami, licked an airplane toilet seat in a "Coronavirus Challenge."  She must be a Bernie Sanders Democrat. 

With all of the poop on the sidewalks of San Francisco, they really do need some "shovel ready" projects. 

A Bakersfield, California McDonald's worker allegedly rubbed a bun on the floor, spat on it, then served it to a police officer. It was undoubtedly the cleanest bun in the store...

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"I used to think that everyone has a sane spot somewhere. Then I met a Democrat." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

WATER WARS

Las Vegas is in a bind.  It has grown beyond the current availability of water, a precious commodity in the desert.  Not to have its growth limited by the availability of water, Sin City has been seeking ways to steal water from other parts of the State.  A District Court Judge has just ruled against their plan to swipe water from the Spring Valley in the north-eastern part of the state where the Goshute Indians live.  It appears that Vegas is now going to roll the dice with the Nevada State Supreme Court. 

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There has never been a Democrat who was unwilling to convert an emergency or disaster to fulfill their own sinister objectives.  The Mayor of Champagne, Illinois, is using her Coronavirus emergency declaration to give her unrestricted power to “Order the discontinuance of selling, distributing, dispensing or giving away of explosives or explosive agents, firearms or ammunition of any character whatsoever.”

The latest rumor is that if you can't hold your breath for two minutes, you have the Coronavirus.

Due to fears of Coronavirus, I recommend that Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler not be allowed to speak in a public venue until further notice.  That's to protect them from the possibility of getting the virus, of course.

Timely news is out there about how to treat hands that are dry and cracked from over-washing...

Vlad Putin is asking a Russian court to allow him to sidestep their constitution and remain as the country's president until 2036.  The judge can rule as he wishes, of course, but he should be aware that Putin has a firing squad waiting in the hallway.

When Trump's doctor told him he tested negative for Coronavirus, Dems and the liptards got very, very angry... rants against the doc.   

In the latest and most bizarre Coronavirus twist, California's beloved Gavin Newsom wants all bars to close immediately... before St. Paddy's Day!  He can take my olive toothpick and stuff it. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"The Coronavirus is stripping us of all of our Constitutional rights." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

FISA REAUTHORIZATION IS PURE B.S.

The Federal Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) was enacted after 9/11 to facilitate surveillance spying on potential terrorists.  All of the goobledygook of the day assured Americans that they would not be spied on... just the terrorists.  We know today that innocent Americans and political leaders were spied on extensively by the FBI, even though it was against the law.  But the House and the Senate just turned a very blind eye to the problem and reauthorized FISA.  

You can't legislate morality.  So why create a KGB state by enacting a law that is certainly going to be abused?  And how can Washington look us straight in the eye and insist that it won't happen again?  

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Democrat Jim Clyburn says they should just declare Biden the winner of the primaries, cancel the remaining debates and forget any more primaries.  Might as well; hardly anyone shows up at the Democrat elections anyway, but I've got a better idea: Let's just cancel the elections altogether and declare Trump to be reelected.

Today is Friday the 13th... time for Nancy Pelosi to bay at the moon and howl.

AOC says Americans are avoiding Chinese restaurants because they're racists.  She knows everything. 

The FBI has become the American version of the KGB. 

Ilhan Omar has gotten married again.  This time it wasn't to a relative; it was to her political aide she has denied having an affair with.

Mean, spiteful and demonic Nancy Pelosi decided to play a huuuge political game with the Coronavirus pandemic.  She had the House delay a bill to deal with the issue for a week... a bill that she knew up front that the Senate would reject unless it was modified.  She then passed the bill and announced that the House was going on spring break.  A non-plussed Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told her she'd better quit playing political games during a national health emergency and stay in Washington to hammer out the details.  

Oh, and by the way... Nancy snuck a provision into her bill that would have funded abortions with taxpayer dollars.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
“Wishing a very Happy Friday the 13^th to the superstitious souls who think that what can happen on Friday the 13^th cannot happen on Saturday the 14^th.” ~ Unknown

WE NEED A NEW LAW

The liberals, fascists and other Democrats are making it very uncomfortable for conservatives and Republicans; yelling, intimidation and beatings are not at all uncommon.  A man dining at an eatery in Hermosa Beach, California, recently went to the restroom and got attacked several times in the face because... he was wearing a red ball cap.  Turns out, it wasn't even a MAGA hat. 

I propose that, in addition to race, color, sex, etc., it should be illegal to discriminate on the basis of political orientation or affiliation.  Furthermore, physical altercations against people based on their political orientation should be classified as hate crimes. 

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I hear through reliable sources that Fancy Nancy has a huuuge drinking problem. 

End run?  A couple of pundits are suggesting Joe will pick Hillary to be his running mate; then Joe will step down due to his health and legal problems and Hillary will become president.  Personally, I think the chances of Americans voting that team in are about as good as the odds that Nancy Pelosi will quit drinking... but the Dems are so desperate, they'll try anything.    

Including... Removing Trump from office under the 25th Amendment because he is "incapable" of dealing with the Coronavirus.

There's no truth to the rumor that wearing a sanitary napkin over your face will prevent Coronavirus.

Good old Joe... the gaffe that never quits giving... got into an argument with an auto worker in Detroit who challenged him about taking away Second Amendment rights.  Biden told the worker he was full of shit and a horse's ass.  You will recall that Biden has tapped Beto O'Rourke to lead his gun control agenda.

Iranians must be Democrats.  Dozens of Iranians have died after drinking industrial-strength alcohol because they thought it would prevent them from getting Coronavirus. 

I wonder why President Trump has declined to participate in Nancy Pelosi's Saint Patrick's Day luncheon? 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
“The chorus of hate being leveled at the president is nearing a crescendo as Democrats blame him, and only him, for a virus that originated halfway around the world.  This is yet another attempt to impeach the president, and sadly it seems they care very little for any of the destruction they are leaving in their wake. Losses in the stock market, all this, unfortunately, just part of the political casualties for them.” ~ Trish Regan
  

THERE ARE ACTUALLY THREE IN THE DEMOCRAT RACE

The press, media, Dems and GOP are treating the Democrat presidential race as if Biden and Sanders are the only two still running.  They seem to ignore the fact that Tulsi Gabbard has not dropped out and she says she has no intentions of doing so.  So, when Democrats go to vote in the remaining primaries, they might consider Tulsi as being a viable alternative to the socialist fascist on the one hand, and the mentally handicapped on the other.

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America's favorite Utah turncoat, Mitt Romney, indicates he will not allow a Senate Committee investigation into Joe Biden and the Ukrainian scandal.  Then, faced with a firestorm of backlash, he abruptly changes his mind. 

The over $8 billion bill passed to fight Coronavirus included almost $1.5 billion in "special projects" slipped in by sly Nancy. 

A proud little autistic girl showed up at a dog show, toy stuffed puppy in tow.  Upon seeing this, a judge went over to her and asked if she'd like to show her dog; she then towed the stuffed pooch around in a circle and the crowd went wild.  Just thought you'd like a good piece of news for a change...

Nancy intends to make a huuge political stunt over the Coronavirus.  She's about to tell all House members to work from home and then blame Trump for not handling the virus to her approval.  Could this be a prelude to another impeachment try? 

Kamalala has endorsed Joe Biden.  Since Barack just loves Kamalala, does that mean that his endorsement is soon to follow?  Does that also mean that Joe will select Kamalala as his running mate?  If that turns out to be the case, will Pocahontas now endorse Bernie?  Inquiring minds want to know. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Coronavirus is the most frightening word on the planet.  Personally, it makes me sick." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

CORONAVIRUS COULD BE POLITICAL HIT JOB

Declining revenues due to the Coronavirus scare has forced British operated Flybe Airlines to lose its doors. U.S. airlines are planning to reduce their numbers of flights.  Think about that: super-jet airliners are financed and airlines depend on regular revenues to make the payments.  If they default, banks and other lending institutions could be in peril.  

The potential ripple effects through all segments of the world economy are frightening.  Yet, the actual seriousness of the disease doesn't warrant all of the bad hype.  Could it be that the media wants the economy to tank in order to hurt Trump in November? 

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Virginia is really on the muscle.  County Sheriffs there have adamantly opposed all gun control measures.  Now, the Democrat-controlled legislature is trying to cancel all sheriff raises and insurance coverages and cancel all state pensions unless the sheriffs comply.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:"In any election there are winners, losers and pundits." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

HEALTHCARE NUMBER ONE ISSUE

The quality and price of healthcare is the number one issue Americans are concerned about as we head toward the 2020 elections.  People are sick and tired of rising insurance premiums and deductions, and they are fed up with the liberal attempts to take individual choices out of their hands  by moving toward some type of government controlled system.  Frankly, it appears to me that it's time for the Justice Department to start breaking up some of the medical conglomerates. 
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Don't worry about the Republican representatives who have decided not to seek reelection.  They are all RINOs and we really don't want them in office anyway.

Buttigieg, Steyer and Klobuchar are just rats deserting the sinking Democrat ship.

Media hype: The media is foaming at their mouths over the Coronavirus bug.  After all, there are now over 100 cases in the United States and at least nine confirmed deaths.  On the other hand, the CDC says there have been 32 million cases of flu and 18,000 deaths and you don't hear a word about that.

My heart goes out to those in Nashville.

Doesn't it scare the hell out of you when you realize that Biden is the best they've got?

One good thing about the Coronavirus: work has come to a standstill in China as industrial plants shut down and pollution dissipates.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Elections are run by the same people who sell Preparation H on television." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

VOTE

CALIFORNIA GOES AFTER CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTIONS

The Washington Examiner is reporting that California is going after charitable contributions made through donor-advised savings funds, where donors make contributions and get immediate tax credit; they decide later on which charities should get the money. The State is now demanding to know the names and activities of the donors.  The theory is that since taxpayers are subsidizing these deductions, taxpayers then have a right to say where the funds are actually donated.  

What it all boils down to is that California is ticked off at the $37 billion in donations and subsequent deductions; they want that money for themselves.  If they prevent you from donating in this manner then, they reason, you'll use it for something else that's taxable.  They don't care if the ultimate intended charity gets stiffed or not.

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Democrat, liberal fascist threats to do bodily harm to conservatives and MAGA hat wearers... and their associated acts of violence... have to stop.  They are hate crimes and must be prosecuted as such before someone gets killed and the torch of civil war gets lit.

The biggest problem with the Coronavirus is the liberal left-wing, Democrat-controlled media making it sound as if the virus is the black plague. 

Part of California's problem is that their legalization of marijuana is not producing the tax revenues they anticipated.  As it turns out, illegal growers and sellers are still making big bucks selling marijuana for far less than one must pay in a legalized store.  Ooops!

Jerry Nadler says that Attorney General Barr's impending investigation into what started the Russia-Trump collusion fabrication is totally political and none of Barr's damned business. 

Can a computer get the Coronavirus? 

“At Rich Middle School in Laketown, Utah, it’s against the rules to say ‘no.’"  An eleven-year-old student politely declined when a student asked to dance with her.  A counselor promptly intervened and told the girl she had no choice but to accept; it's school policy.  I wonder what would have happened if had asked for sex?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Liberalism and socialism take away your right to say 'no.'" ~The Unknown Scribbler