The Food and Drug Administration is issuing a warning to people who may have bought male sexual stimulant Big Penis. Lab tests confirm the active ingredient in the prescription, sildenafil, is in fact in Big Penis. The chemical could interact with other nitrates in prescription drugs and “lower blood pressure to dangerous levels,” according to the FDA. And that, of course, would not result in a big penis.
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Please contribute to Toys for Tots today; the House Democrats need the money for jacks, tinker toys and voodoo dolls. Trey Gowdy says nobody in America cares what Congress does anymore. I agree: they have become nothing more than a national embarrassment. We used to respect them; now... we loathe them.
When I look at some of the "religions" of today, I have to ask myself: "Just what IS the difference between a porn star and a preacher?"
The Mad Dog Squad has issued an ultimatum to Fancy Nancy: If you're going to deal with us, it'll be on our terms. Period.
California won a settlement against several lending institutions a few years back due to unfair lending practices in the housing industry. Terms of the settlement were that the money awarded must be used to help homeowners, but the State misspent the money on paying down other debt. Now, a Court has ruled the State must reallocate those funds and the State is probably going to raise taxes again to pay for it.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"They say that a country without a government is in anarchy. In all honesty, do you really think we have a government?" ~ The Unknown Scribbler
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