Barack Hussein Obama, former president of the United States,
has won the French Election.
COMMENTS:
Well no, he didn’t actually win it for himself, but he did
campaign for and endorse Emmanuel Marcon who won the election handily
yesterday. He also posted a video he
created for the French to exhort them to vote for Marcon. Evidently, they like left-wing fascists, but
then again… the French have historically been buttheads.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I am really upset at the audacity of Stephen Colbert’s
lewd and vulgar comments about Trump.
(Lewie ~ Montecito, CA)
A. The best way to show your disapproval is to quit watching
his show. When his ratings hit the
toilet, as they should, he’ll be gone. Splish,
splash, he’ll be takin’ a bath!
Q. A recently surfaced email shows that Loretta Lynch was
willing to do “anything” to protect Hillary Clinton from the FBI investigations
and prosecution over her email servers. Can
she be charged with any crime? (Lia ~
Page, AZ)
A. Obstruction of justice, malfeasance and misfeasance in
office, violation of her sworn duty of office… those are a few charges that
immediately come to mind. She should
also be made to take a bath, because she’s a dirty cop.
Q. What’s going on with Kellogg’s, the cereal giant? (Cisco ~ Lakewood, OR)
A. Their business has been taking a nosedive ever since they
quit advertising on BREITBART.COM, stating: Breitbart News’s conservative
readers are not “aligned with our values as a company.” They suffered a $53 million loss in the
fourth quarter of 2016 and now plan to close 39 distribution centers and may
lay off as many as 1,100 employees. They’re
losing their snap, crackle and pop.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“You’re a loser, Hillary.
Face it. Face it, and get back in the woods!” ~ Judge Jeanine Pirro
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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