The PORTLAND MERCURY in Oregon has succeeded in closing down
Kooks Burritos. The popular eatery was
recently featured in Willamette Week, and the owners told about how they
journeyed to Mexico and learned how to make genuine tortillas. The PORTLAND MERCURY and other local liberal
news sources started a campaign accusing the owners of ripping the recipes off
of poor Mexican families.
COMMENTS:
Well, I guess we’ll all have to quit eating pizza, too. How anal can you get? Oh, and by the way, the place was located on
Cesar Chavez Avenue.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Is it true that Chuck Schumer’s father was buggy? (Bridgette ~ Greensboro, NC)
A. He was in the exterminating business, and obviously did
not get rid of all the fleas.
Q. If Trump isn’t guilty of anything in a “Russian-Trump”
conspiracy, why is he lawyering up?
(Kingston ~ Hereford, TX)
A. You never go into a battle unless you are
well-prepared. And when you’re
surrounded by sharks, your best defense is to have a bigger, badder shark by
your side.
Q. FOX NEWS came out with a story that Seth Rich was
murdered shortly after he provided information about the Clinton campaign to
WikiLeaks. They’ve backed away from that
story, but haven’t retracted it. What’s
going on? (Jason ~ Petaluma, CA)
A. Maybe they got warned by Clinton to back off… or
else. Rich is not the first person
associated with the Clintons to die under mysterious circumstances after
supposedly doing something to cross them.
That doesn’t mean the Clintons had anything to do with the deaths… Just
sayin’…
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Thank you, hard taco shells, for
surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate, and then
breaking the moment I put something inside you.
Thank you.” ~ Jimmy Fallon
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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