Wednesday, May 17, 2017

GET OFF THE DAMNED PHONE!


Smart phone addicts behind the wheel are causing more and more accidents, according to a recent article in NEWSMAX magazine.  Costs facing insurance companies are outpacing revenues in many cases. 

COMMENTS:

It was bad enough when drivers where just taking calls.  Now, they’re also texting and playing games while combing their hair, putting on lipstick and driving 80 miles an hour in traffic.  Truth be known… they’re all Democrats and when they get into an accident, they’ll sue the car manufacturers.   

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Should Trump turn over his White House tapes of conversation with James Comey to Congress?  (Lisa ~ Princeton, CA)
A. Hell no.  They’re his by Executive Privilege.  They’re designed to be used in his Presidential library for historical purposes.  If everyone who goes and sits down with the president has to be afraid his conversations are going to end up on the front page of the NEW YORK TIMES, nobody will talk with him.  Now, if they can come with charges of some crime and a subpoena issued by a court of competent jurisdiction, that’s a giraffe of a different color. 

Q. I hear these scumbag thieves who develop ransomware and miscellaneous bugs are in anywhere from Nigeria to Russia to Indonesia to Iran.  Where do you think they are?  (Kelley ~ McCloud, CA)
A. There's growing evidence they are from North Korea.  But, I think they are right here in America.  They are Conservative Republicans who are conniving to bring down the Internet and crash all of the liberal Democrat-owned computers in the country.  They drive gas-guzzling cars and pollute everything on the face of the earth, while toting thousands of rounds of ammo and dozens of machine guns.  They’re nothing more than rabid animals trying to pretend that they’re decent, law-abiding human beings.  I say they should be prohibited from accessing the Internet, they should have their toenails removed and they should be placed in open cages on the streets of Washington so the Democrats can unite and spit pumpkin seeds on them. 

Q. I heard there’s been another mysterious murder associated with the Clinton’s?   (Bernice ~ Kansas City, KS)
A. It’s not new news.  Seth Rich was a staffer for the Democrat National Committee who got killed outside his apartment in Washington, DC.  They’ve just discovered that he had close contact with WikiLeaks and had sent them tons of emails and documents from the Clinton camp and DNC.  Now, follow this story; it is probably something much bigger than it sounds.   

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“Murder, like talent, seems to occasionally run in families.” ~ George Henry Lewes

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