I'm still recuperating, so bear with me...
Jay Y. Lee, the 48-year-old head of the Samsung Group, has
been arrested on suspicion of bribery and other charges in a corruption scandal
that led the South Korean parliament to impeach President Park Geun-hye. Lee is accused of pledging 43 billion won
($37.74 million) to a business and organizations backed by Park's friend, Choi
Soon-sil, in exchange for support of the merger of two Samsung companies.
COMMENTS:
If everyone ditches their Samsung phones and TV’s at the
same time, that could be enough weight to make California fall into the ocean, thereby
eliminating a million or two left-wing liberals. Let’s go for it!
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I hear there’s a New York Times article saying that Trump’s
campaign staff members were in contact with Russian operatives way before the
election. This scares the hell out of
me. (Chase ~ Burlingame, CA)
A. First of all, I would contact your source(s) who gave you
this story and tell them you are unfriending them; anybody who would read that
trash these days is either a zombie, a subversive or an idiot. The article cited no sources and admitted
that it’s “allegations” were not supported by facts… to their knowledge. Secondly, if that were true, not only would the FBI be investigating it so they could
run Trump out of office, but other and more reputable news outlets would have it
on their front pages. So, just consider
it to be more fake news.
Q. Why has there been no more news about Clinton, her emails
or her foundations? (Freddie ~ Las
Cruces, NM)
A. Because the liberals and the left-wing media want you to
forget about those "temporary glitches" ... and Benghazi.
Q. Did I hear they are getting rid of cash in the Monopoly
game? How can you play the game without
cash? (Jarvis ~ Rocklin, CA)
A. They’ll probably issue lines of credit and allow the use
of ATM cards to withdraw funds. Fanny
Mae will issue government-backed mortgages for the purchase of Park Place
houses and hotels and they’ll send you monthly statements for payments… plus
interest. That’s how they’ll be able to
sell the game at such a ridiculously low price.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I didn’t come along and divide this country. This country was seriously divided before I
got here.” ~ Donald J. Trump
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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