Wednesday, August 13, 2014

I.S.I.S. FLIPS OFF OBAMA



I.S.I.S. has switched military tactics in response to recent airstrikes by the U.S.  Instead of marching along in well-regimented columns look good little soldiers, they are now blending in with the locals, thereby making it next to impossible to identify them from the air, let alone to launch an air stack against them. 

COMMENTS:
Now who would have ever thought those dumb camel-jockeys would come up with the bright idea of doing that?  Certainly not the Omnipotent One on vacation in Massachusetts.  Okay, Mr. Know-It-All, how are you going to get at these I.S.I.S. guys now without putting boots on the ground?  Why don’t you just wait until they sneak across our porous southern order which you refuse to close and “blend in” with Americans?  Don’t you wish you had done something about them while they were all still at training camps in the Iraq desert?  There’s a lesson to be had here, Mr. Wise Guy… if you ignore the advice of people who actually do know what they are doing, you are eventually going to be exposed for being the total idiot that you really are. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I’m a school administrator and I have serious concerns over the illegal children who are going to be forced into our school system when we don’t have enough operational funding as it is, when they don’t speak English and when they haven’t even been vaccinated which we require of all other students.  (Hank ~ Vancouver, WA)
A. Have no worries, Hank.  Mr. Obama is going to work things out as soon as he gets back from vacation and makes a few more campaign speeches.  He’s cool, man, cool.  Besides, he’s going to blame Bush for it, which means he really has no responsibility to resolve your issues.  Cool, just so cool. 

Q. I just read about a church in Ohio that’s been trying to shut down a local strip club for years, and the strippers finally had enough so they showed up in church on Sunday and took off their tops in protest.  I think that’s hilarious.  (Doc ~ Raton, NM)
A. Evidently, they were just trying to make a clean breast of things.  Now please, can’t we simply act like adults here and have a little decorum?  It’s not illegal for women to be topless in Ohio, whether they are inside a strip club or in a church.  People need to learn to get along with each other; if it bothers the church that much, they should be working on the legislative process to deal with it or pack up and leave. 

Q. I can’t believe what I’m reading: A senior Vatican official is advocating for the U.S. to use military force in Iraq?  (Vanessa ~ Jordan, UT)
A. Archbishop Silvano Tomasi is saying that may be the best option for protecting the lives of Christians. Is that saying, in the same breath, that Obama’s steadfast refusal to put boots on the ground means he has no interest in protecting Christians?  Here is where I stand on this issue: I don’t like war, but neither will I back down from a bully and, if the bully insists on being a bully I am not just going to bloody his nose; I’m going to beat him to a pulp and make certain he doesn’t bully me again.  In other words, either get out of Iraq or unleash every horrible weapon we have in our arsenal and get it over with.  Send Nancy Pelosi to Iraq on the next plane! 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.” ~ Ann Coulter

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