Wednesday, November 4, 2015

NAKED BOYS MUST BE ALLOWED IN GIRLS LOCKER ROOMS



The U.S. Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights has mandated that a Chicago high school allow a fully unclothed biological male who thinks he is a female into the girl’s locker room.  The girls have to be present; you cannot separate him and the girls by a privacy curtain.  Otherwise, they insist, it’s blatant discrimination. 

COMMENTS:
Now, if you’re a boy who shows a picture of your penis to a girl, you’re going to go to jail. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. If it turns out, as many suspect, that a bomb brought down that Russian airliner and that ISIS was responsible for it, what do you think Putin will do?  (Grace ~ Tyler, TX)
A. Somehow, I don’t think he’ll follow Obama’s lead and send in 50 troops with their arms tied behind their backs and expect them to clean up the terrorists.  I would expect he’ll send in tens of thousands of troops knowing that once ISIS is defeated, the troops will be pumped up and ready to invade former member states of the Soviet Union. 

Q. Bernie Sanders says the U.S. Postal Service needs to bolster its income by getting into the business of providing personal banking services at it branches.  And, you say?  (Sam ~ San Bernardino, CA)
A. Follow the logic.  More and more people are using email and the Internet to communicate.  More and more people are doing their banking online.  So, he proposes, putting banks and post offices together will change everything, both will make money and Alice will thrive in Wonderland.  Besides, name me one American… just one… who would trust his money in a government-run bank?  I mean, after all… now that they’ve stolen all of the money out of the Social Security fund, they have to turn somewhere, right? 

Q. How does Obama have the guts to tell Americans that the 50 Special Forces troops he’s sending to Syria do not constitute “boots on the ground?”  (Ana ~ San Francisco, CA)
A. They’ll all be from the Cherokee Nation and they’ll be wearing moccasins. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Never criticize a man until you have walked a mile in his moccasins.” ~ Ancient Native American proverb

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