Ryan is finally leaving. Are McConnell and Sessions going to show a glimmer of class and get out also? Right after his announcement, did you notice how many staunch, upright Members of Congress came out to say what a fine man he was and to rave on about everything he's accomplished; starting with Mitch McConnell, they stood behind their elitist establishment podiums and told us all how proud we should be to have had a bonafide Trump obstructionist in the Speaker's slot.
Word around media circles is that Mueller is trying to goad Trump into firing him so that will set the Democrats up for impeachment of Trump after they gain the Congress back in November. While they're playing their silly games, Trump has a country to run. Sessions, Wray, Mueller and Rosenstein really need to be jailed for obstruction of justice, so if there's going to be a blood bath, let's take the proactive initiative and start with them first.... Then let's see what happens. In the meanwhile, the code words around Washington are"Heil, Mueller!"
Just saw a sign in a local grocery store: "Prime Beef, T-Bone Steak, 99 cents a pound! (Bone Only)."
Six men brutally raped a 13-year-old girl in Colorado in 2016. Two of them were just sentenced to probation; one other was sentenced to probation last year. This is our America in 2018.
Could it be true that the $130,000 used by Michael Cohen to buy off Stormy Daniels actually came from the Clinton Foundation? Just askin'...
I believe that James Comey, Loretta Lynch, Susan Rice and Hillary Clinton should all be hung by their testicles.
President Trump met with Rod Rosenstein at the White House yesterday. Unlike Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton, I don't think they discussed golf and the grand kids.
As if we had any doubt: The House has failed to pass a Constitutional Amendment bill requiring a balanced national budget.
Could it be that the ransacking of President Trump's attorney's office was instigated because they have nothing on him and want to find some way to shut down his business empire?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Our government... teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
Friday, April 13, 2018
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
MUELLER'S STORM TROOPERS NEXT MOVE?
Do you think Mueller would have the guts to send armed F.B.I. agents into the White House to seize records? Judging by his actions Monday, one has to ask... "Why not?"
Orange County in California is making a big push to force the homeless encampments out of their cities. They say they are sick and tired of thousands of needles, hundreds of tons of trash and the stench of mounds of human waste infesting their neighborhoods. I don't understand: if it's good enough for San Francisco, why isn't it good enough for Orange County?
Doctors mistakenly pumped a Russian immigrant full of formaldehyde instead of a saline solution; she died a horrible and painful death. I feel that way after watching just 60 seconds of CNN.
I watched a tad of Sarah Palin on Fox's "Life, Liberty and Levin" Sunday night. She seemed to me to be more than a bit discombobulated... almost as if she was on a sedative or... something.
Yeah, I agree: Why should we get involved in this Syrian thing? I mean... we stood by and watched the Jews get gassed in Germany, so why shouldn't we stand by and watch the Syrians get gassed in Damascus? Furthermore, according to today's liberals, the Hitler "thing" never happened; so we can presume that in 10-15 years they'll be saying the Assad "thing" never happened?
It's a given: the tent city slum citizens of San Francisco don't like "crumbs" either; they'll reelect Pelosi. Besides, she's such a lovely, genteel creature...
Since when can the FBI search an attorney's office and grab confidential records of a client? Those are privileged communications where I come from. Of course, that was BM... (before Mueller)...
Come on, Loretta: If you expect us to believe that the Phoenix tarmac meeting was just to chit chat about innocuous things, then why did you and Bill go to such lengths to try and cover it up?
California tax dollars are being spent to paint Los Angeles streets white, at a cost of $40,000 per mile. The elite governing officials are so worried about global warning that they are painting the streets white in order to reflect the sun's rays. How come no one's complaining about racism?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Fascism will come at the hands of perfectly authentic Americans." ~ John T. Flynn
Orange County in California is making a big push to force the homeless encampments out of their cities. They say they are sick and tired of thousands of needles, hundreds of tons of trash and the stench of mounds of human waste infesting their neighborhoods. I don't understand: if it's good enough for San Francisco, why isn't it good enough for Orange County?
Doctors mistakenly pumped a Russian immigrant full of formaldehyde instead of a saline solution; she died a horrible and painful death. I feel that way after watching just 60 seconds of CNN.
I watched a tad of Sarah Palin on Fox's "Life, Liberty and Levin" Sunday night. She seemed to me to be more than a bit discombobulated... almost as if she was on a sedative or... something.
Yeah, I agree: Why should we get involved in this Syrian thing? I mean... we stood by and watched the Jews get gassed in Germany, so why shouldn't we stand by and watch the Syrians get gassed in Damascus? Furthermore, according to today's liberals, the Hitler "thing" never happened; so we can presume that in 10-15 years they'll be saying the Assad "thing" never happened?
It's a given: the tent city slum citizens of San Francisco don't like "crumbs" either; they'll reelect Pelosi. Besides, she's such a lovely, genteel creature...
Since when can the FBI search an attorney's office and grab confidential records of a client? Those are privileged communications where I come from. Of course, that was BM... (before Mueller)...
Come on, Loretta: If you expect us to believe that the Phoenix tarmac meeting was just to chit chat about innocuous things, then why did you and Bill go to such lengths to try and cover it up?
California tax dollars are being spent to paint Los Angeles streets white, at a cost of $40,000 per mile. The elite governing officials are so worried about global warning that they are painting the streets white in order to reflect the sun's rays. How come no one's complaining about racism?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Fascism will come at the hands of perfectly authentic Americans." ~ John T. Flynn
Monday, April 9, 2018
JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT...
Since its inception, the FISA Court has declined only one application to spy on Americans... out of 10,500. But, your illustrious Congress just recently approved another extension of the system.
You may appreciate snowy roads that quickly get thawed, but thousands of tons of salt are poured on those roadways every year and recent measurements show salt content in our drinking water has gone up in 40% of American cities... and the fresh water fish aren't happy about it.
Over 30.5 billion robocalls were made in the country last year, most of them to my phone.
Uniformed police officers carrying guns are not welcomed in Outback Steakhouses. But, they'd better show up in a big hurry if there's a robbery... or else!
There was a fire Saturday on the 50th floor of Trump Tower in New York City. Just for the record, the NRA is not responsible... Although a life was lost, libs and Dems are dancing in the streets while lamenting that the whole damned building didn't burn to the ground.
Evidence produced by Judicial Watch indicates Barack Hussein Obama and his White House thugs funneled millions of taxpayer dollars to George Soros.
Cell phones cause cancer in spiders, especially when they're on the web...
While all eyes seem to be ob Scott Pruitt's $50 a night hotel bill, not a soul is paying any attention to the hundreds of millions of dollars funneled into the Clinton Foundation.
Mimicking a London experiment, U.S. schools are gradually prohibiting students from having a "best friend." That's right... They've determined that having a "best friend" is hazardous to your mental health and social fitness.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
90% of the people who want you to give up your guns secretly want to rob you, rape you or kill you? They actually want you to be a victim of crime? ~ The Unknown Scribbler
You may appreciate snowy roads that quickly get thawed, but thousands of tons of salt are poured on those roadways every year and recent measurements show salt content in our drinking water has gone up in 40% of American cities... and the fresh water fish aren't happy about it.
Over 30.5 billion robocalls were made in the country last year, most of them to my phone.
Uniformed police officers carrying guns are not welcomed in Outback Steakhouses. But, they'd better show up in a big hurry if there's a robbery... or else!
There was a fire Saturday on the 50th floor of Trump Tower in New York City. Just for the record, the NRA is not responsible... Although a life was lost, libs and Dems are dancing in the streets while lamenting that the whole damned building didn't burn to the ground.
Evidence produced by Judicial Watch indicates Barack Hussein Obama and his White House thugs funneled millions of taxpayer dollars to George Soros.
Cell phones cause cancer in spiders, especially when they're on the web...
While all eyes seem to be ob Scott Pruitt's $50 a night hotel bill, not a soul is paying any attention to the hundreds of millions of dollars funneled into the Clinton Foundation.
Mimicking a London experiment, U.S. schools are gradually prohibiting students from having a "best friend." That's right... They've determined that having a "best friend" is hazardous to your mental health and social fitness.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
90% of the people who want you to give up your guns secretly want to rob you, rape you or kill you? They actually want you to be a victim of crime? ~ The Unknown Scribbler
Friday, April 6, 2018
CRUISING FOR A BRUISING
A Norwegian cruise ship headed for Los Angeles turned into a total
nightmare as construction workers sailed along with paying passengers
and proceeded with upgrades on the ship. Passengers say they had to
endure carelessly stored chemicals,
cordoned-off emergency exits, noisy power tools, construction dust and
potential toxic exposure.
"As a gesture of our gratitude for our guests' patience and understanding, we will be extending a future cruise credit of 25% of their cruise fare paid, which can be applied towards another cruise of their choice from now through March 31, 2019," Norwegian management said. Yes, it could be that a future cruise under the discount could also be... under construction. Could it be Mark Zuckerberg owns that cruise line?
A recent study shows that people continue to make new brain cells, even as they grow older. That is, of course, unless your name is Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnell.
The story around Great Britain has been that Prince Charles carries his own toilet seat wherever he goes. His response when asked by a reporter? “Oh, don’t believe all that crap.” Everybody should know that no British Prince carries his own throne...
An out-of-control garbage truck in Philadelphia totally trashed, (pardon the play on words), an entire row of cars parked along the street. The driver says it was some type of mechanical malfunction. Word around is that he's a Democrat and all of the car owners are Republicans...
California Senator Kamala Harris says that spending any money on a border wall would be a gross misuse of taxpayer money. She doesn't mention the fact that California alone spent over $26 billion of taxpayer money coddling illegal immigrants last year... That's enough to build the whole damned wall.
In the meanwhile, law-abiding and conservative Californians are pleading for help. Over 1 million driver licenses have been issued to illegal aliens in the state since 2015, meaning that over 1 million more Democrats can vote, whether that is legal or not. There is therefore no way conservatives or Republicans can ever hope to gain control of the state government and stop its continuing, oppressive abuses of power.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power." ~ Ted Nugent
"As a gesture of our gratitude for our guests' patience and understanding, we will be extending a future cruise credit of 25% of their cruise fare paid, which can be applied towards another cruise of their choice from now through March 31, 2019," Norwegian management said. Yes, it could be that a future cruise under the discount could also be... under construction. Could it be Mark Zuckerberg owns that cruise line?
A recent study shows that people continue to make new brain cells, even as they grow older. That is, of course, unless your name is Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnell.
The story around Great Britain has been that Prince Charles carries his own toilet seat wherever he goes. His response when asked by a reporter? “Oh, don’t believe all that crap.” Everybody should know that no British Prince carries his own throne...
An out-of-control garbage truck in Philadelphia totally trashed, (pardon the play on words), an entire row of cars parked along the street. The driver says it was some type of mechanical malfunction. Word around is that he's a Democrat and all of the car owners are Republicans...
California Senator Kamala Harris says that spending any money on a border wall would be a gross misuse of taxpayer money. She doesn't mention the fact that California alone spent over $26 billion of taxpayer money coddling illegal immigrants last year... That's enough to build the whole damned wall.
In the meanwhile, law-abiding and conservative Californians are pleading for help. Over 1 million driver licenses have been issued to illegal aliens in the state since 2015, meaning that over 1 million more Democrats can vote, whether that is legal or not. There is therefore no way conservatives or Republicans can ever hope to gain control of the state government and stop its continuing, oppressive abuses of power.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power." ~ Ted Nugent
Wednesday, April 4, 2018
THE FIX IS IN
If Jeff Sessions is not a "good old boy" or a "never Trumper," why did he appoint U.S. Attorney John Huber as an investigator in the FISA matter when, in fact, Huber is an Obama appointee? This whole thing is such an outright farce, it makes me want to puke. Yes... the fix is obviously in.
There was a day not too many years ago when this nation had so many patriots in it that we wouldn't put up with the liberal or the Democrat horseshit that infests the country today. These days, there are not enough woodsheds left around to take to them all out behind of...
A pervert entered the restroom at a Chicago Target Store over the weekend and exposed himself to a young girl. Target continues to insist on having unisex bathrooms; in responding to this incident, their President says that the retail company will “continue to embrace our belief in diversity and inclusion." I wouldn't be surprised to hear store managers have hidden video cameras in those bathrooms because, they're obviously perverts, too.
Kathy Griffin still thinks she's still relevant. Oh, and the newest member of her fan club is George Soros.
It looks like Tiger Woods is embroiled in another cat fight.
If they pulled Jim Acosta's White House Press Credentials, would that make him an illegitimate bastard?
Virgie Rollins, Chair of the Congressional Back Caucus and a former member of the Black Panthers, says Democrats should adopt Black Panther tactics in order to win the 2018 midterm elections. Isn't that punishable as inciting violence?
If the Dems and left-wing liberals are being this obnoxious now, can you image how life would be in this country if we didn't have guns?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"A cynical, mercenary demagogic press will in time produce a people as base as itself." ~ Joseph Pulitzer
There was a day not too many years ago when this nation had so many patriots in it that we wouldn't put up with the liberal or the Democrat horseshit that infests the country today. These days, there are not enough woodsheds left around to take to them all out behind of...
A pervert entered the restroom at a Chicago Target Store over the weekend and exposed himself to a young girl. Target continues to insist on having unisex bathrooms; in responding to this incident, their President says that the retail company will “continue to embrace our belief in diversity and inclusion." I wouldn't be surprised to hear store managers have hidden video cameras in those bathrooms because, they're obviously perverts, too.
Kathy Griffin still thinks she's still relevant. Oh, and the newest member of her fan club is George Soros.
It looks like Tiger Woods is embroiled in another cat fight.
If they pulled Jim Acosta's White House Press Credentials, would that make him an illegitimate bastard?
Virgie Rollins, Chair of the Congressional Back Caucus and a former member of the Black Panthers, says Democrats should adopt Black Panther tactics in order to win the 2018 midterm elections. Isn't that punishable as inciting violence?
If the Dems and left-wing liberals are being this obnoxious now, can you image how life would be in this country if we didn't have guns?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"A cynical, mercenary demagogic press will in time produce a people as base as itself." ~ Joseph Pulitzer
Monday, April 2, 2018
WHY NOT, WITH A HITCH? MY THOUGHTS ON FORGIVING STUDENT LOANS
There's been some talk about a blanket forgiveness of student loans. How about this? If the student goes to work for any branch of the U.S. or any State government in a position that can use his/her education, and he/she gets paid the going rate for that position, we will forgive one year of student debt for each year they work. They must obtain a degree in order to qualify. Military service also counts.
It looks like Comedy Central may be about to go off the air... they've just hired Kathy Griffin.
Jorge Ramos says he doesn't like it here anymore and wants to move back to Mexico. Evidently, his wet back has dried out. Don't let el puerta hit your el butto on the way out...
There's no truth to the rumor that Hillary hasn't been able to find a psychiatrist willing to take her case.
By the time Congress and the Justice Department finish their so-called "investigations" into Obama-era corruption, the Statute of Limitations will have run out and they'll all get off... in more ways than one.
I see Walmart wants to buy Humana. Next thing we know, there'll be hospital beds in women's lingerie.
About allegations that Amazon is stealing small business customers: If you take care of your business, nobody can steal it from you. The lost art of taking sincere and friendly care of your local customers is taking its toll. It's not that Amazon is stealing customers; big box stores and local store-fronts alike are chasing them away.
It appears that hoards of Congressional Democrats are moving to Colorado. I just read the headline: "Colorado Seeing Rise in Rabid Skunks."
Pocahontas is gearing up to run in 2020. She's been over in China on a pre-election Obama-style apology tour, saying America will be much better after Trump is gone.
And just in time for Easter, former President Jimmy Carter says he has been praying for Trump in the hopes that the President will come to his senses. How thoughtful...
President Trump said yesterday that he wants the Senate to use the nuclear option to get tough legislation passed. While I agree with the sentiment, if he thinks Mitch McConnell is going to help him by using the nuclear option, he hasn't been paying attention to the "gold old boy" network.
About those 1,000 illegal immigrants from Central America now traveling through Mexico on their way to crash our border and challenge our Border Patrol... word is that the Democrats are going to pull out all of the stops to prevent Trump from stopping them from crossing into the U.S. The Dems really wouldn't do that, would they?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Experience hath shown, that even under the best forms of government, those entrusted with power have, in time and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." ~ Thomas Jefferson
It looks like Comedy Central may be about to go off the air... they've just hired Kathy Griffin.
Jorge Ramos says he doesn't like it here anymore and wants to move back to Mexico. Evidently, his wet back has dried out. Don't let el puerta hit your el butto on the way out...
There's no truth to the rumor that Hillary hasn't been able to find a psychiatrist willing to take her case.
By the time Congress and the Justice Department finish their so-called "investigations" into Obama-era corruption, the Statute of Limitations will have run out and they'll all get off... in more ways than one.
I see Walmart wants to buy Humana. Next thing we know, there'll be hospital beds in women's lingerie.
About allegations that Amazon is stealing small business customers: If you take care of your business, nobody can steal it from you. The lost art of taking sincere and friendly care of your local customers is taking its toll. It's not that Amazon is stealing customers; big box stores and local store-fronts alike are chasing them away.
It appears that hoards of Congressional Democrats are moving to Colorado. I just read the headline: "Colorado Seeing Rise in Rabid Skunks."
Pocahontas is gearing up to run in 2020. She's been over in China on a pre-election Obama-style apology tour, saying America will be much better after Trump is gone.
And just in time for Easter, former President Jimmy Carter says he has been praying for Trump in the hopes that the President will come to his senses. How thoughtful...
President Trump said yesterday that he wants the Senate to use the nuclear option to get tough legislation passed. While I agree with the sentiment, if he thinks Mitch McConnell is going to help him by using the nuclear option, he hasn't been paying attention to the "gold old boy" network.
About those 1,000 illegal immigrants from Central America now traveling through Mexico on their way to crash our border and challenge our Border Patrol... word is that the Democrats are going to pull out all of the stops to prevent Trump from stopping them from crossing into the U.S. The Dems really wouldn't do that, would they?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Experience hath shown, that even under the best forms of government, those entrusted with power have, in time and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." ~ Thomas Jefferson
Friday, March 30, 2018
BIG DOG SCHUMER WARNS TRUMP
Now that Pelosi and Schumer have proven themselves to be the real big dogs in Washington with the passage of the Omnibus Bill, Chuck the Schmuck is warning Donald Trump that he'd better not even think about using part of the new military budget to build even an inch of border wall, or else all hell will break loose. And the word is that Fancy Nancy has just ordered a set of new drapes for the House Speaker's office... to be installed after the November elections. I guess this all means that Hillary will be a shoo-in for 2020?
Don't get your hopes up: Paul Ryan doesn't have the brains or the ethics to retire. The only two ways to get rid of the progressive establishment bastards is to: (1) vote them out, or (2) find them some other corrupt, greedy business to get themselves involved in.
Let's do a little math: In response to a Congressional subpoena for more documents, FBI Director Christopher Wray says he'll double the number of agents producing the demanded documents. If it took 27 agents two years to produce 3,000 documents out of 1.2 million, then it will take 54 agents 800,000 years to produce the rest of the subpoenaed documents, right? Knowing Congress, that's just hunky dory with them...
It's official: The White House is now a Mickey Mouse outfit. They just hired a Disney star to their Public Affairs Office.
Get out the puke buckets: Susan Rice is now on the Board of Directors of... Netflix. Barack and Michelle are in negotiations to have their own show on Netflix. Aren't you just so excited?
Although the Pelosi-crats say the "Dream Act" is all about kids, only 29% of illegals are under 21.
Stormy Daniels says she'd be willing to "settle" with Trump. I'll bet her claims of a sexual rendezvous are as fake as her enormous breasts.
I'm working on my taxes and wondering if the IRS will accept "crumbs" in payment?
The Dems are now trying to move legislation to require a background check every time you purchase ammunition. It's presumed you will pay a fee for this. I wonder, if you buy two boxes of ammo, is that two purchases? Will a box of 20 bullets require 20 background checks?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
“You do not have the right to bear bullets.”~ Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Don't get your hopes up: Paul Ryan doesn't have the brains or the ethics to retire. The only two ways to get rid of the progressive establishment bastards is to: (1) vote them out, or (2) find them some other corrupt, greedy business to get themselves involved in.
Let's do a little math: In response to a Congressional subpoena for more documents, FBI Director Christopher Wray says he'll double the number of agents producing the demanded documents. If it took 27 agents two years to produce 3,000 documents out of 1.2 million, then it will take 54 agents 800,000 years to produce the rest of the subpoenaed documents, right? Knowing Congress, that's just hunky dory with them...
It's official: The White House is now a Mickey Mouse outfit. They just hired a Disney star to their Public Affairs Office.
Get out the puke buckets: Susan Rice is now on the Board of Directors of... Netflix. Barack and Michelle are in negotiations to have their own show on Netflix. Aren't you just so excited?
Although the Pelosi-crats say the "Dream Act" is all about kids, only 29% of illegals are under 21.
Stormy Daniels says she'd be willing to "settle" with Trump. I'll bet her claims of a sexual rendezvous are as fake as her enormous breasts.
I'm working on my taxes and wondering if the IRS will accept "crumbs" in payment?
The Dems are now trying to move legislation to require a background check every time you purchase ammunition. It's presumed you will pay a fee for this. I wonder, if you buy two boxes of ammo, is that two purchases? Will a box of 20 bullets require 20 background checks?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
“You do not have the right to bear bullets.”~ Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Wednesday, March 28, 2018
IS TRUMP REALLY LOSING HIS GRIP?
Hot on the heels of the disastrous signing of the Omnibus Bill, the White House announced that it was hiring two legal sharks, Joe diGenova and his wife Victoria Toensing, to work on what could be legal entanglements with Robert Mueller. Over the weekend, however, the White House announced they were not coming on board due to "legal conflicts of interest" the couple had with some of their clients and the Russian probe.
I'm sorry, but any five-year-old knows that you don't announce a deal until the deal is firm, especially when you live and work at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I hate to say it, but it seems to me that the rumors about Trump having lost his grip on reality may be true. They say there's a thin line between genius and insanity, you know. Obviously, these huge, huge gaffes are certainly not any sign of genius.
Why bother to vote in November? The Democrats are running the country regardless.
CitiBank is telling stores they will no longer accept charges for high capacity magazines. The next thing you know, they're not going to issue you a credit card if you have a gun in your closet.
I like the idea of having buckets of rocks in schools for tossing at shooters. They'll also come in handy for throwing at the backs of teachers' heads, somewhat like the spit-wads we used when I was in school... Certainly, I guess, rocks are better than nothing and the Democrat gun-controllers don't want teachers to be able to defend themselves or their students anyway.
And I suppose Wisconsin will reelect Paul Ryan? That'll be the last ounce of cheese I'll ever buy. Obviously, the Republican meatheads in the House think Ryan is their God, because they keep reelecting him as Speaker. I guess after November he'll be House Minority Leader...
I wonder how much Clinton, Soros and the DNC are paying Stormy Daniels... and shouldn't her story be called the "Stormy Dossier?" Maybe Mueller and the FBI will start watching porno movies?
From what we're now learning, perhaps they should call it: "TWO FaceBook."
Megyn Kelly is now saying she's like... well a porn star. She's claiming that she, like Stormy Daniels alleges, was threatened by the Trump organization. Well, Megyn couldn't make it as a porn star; most men don't like getting into bed with snakes.
TODAY'S QUOTES:
"The irony is that the people we tend to vote for actually look down on voters and voting. That's idiotic, right? That's like a snake eating its own tail! A wolf in a trap eating off its own head to escape!" ~ Steven Weber
I'm sorry, but any five-year-old knows that you don't announce a deal until the deal is firm, especially when you live and work at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I hate to say it, but it seems to me that the rumors about Trump having lost his grip on reality may be true. They say there's a thin line between genius and insanity, you know. Obviously, these huge, huge gaffes are certainly not any sign of genius.
Why bother to vote in November? The Democrats are running the country regardless.
CitiBank is telling stores they will no longer accept charges for high capacity magazines. The next thing you know, they're not going to issue you a credit card if you have a gun in your closet.
I like the idea of having buckets of rocks in schools for tossing at shooters. They'll also come in handy for throwing at the backs of teachers' heads, somewhat like the spit-wads we used when I was in school... Certainly, I guess, rocks are better than nothing and the Democrat gun-controllers don't want teachers to be able to defend themselves or their students anyway.
And I suppose Wisconsin will reelect Paul Ryan? That'll be the last ounce of cheese I'll ever buy. Obviously, the Republican meatheads in the House think Ryan is their God, because they keep reelecting him as Speaker. I guess after November he'll be House Minority Leader...
I wonder how much Clinton, Soros and the DNC are paying Stormy Daniels... and shouldn't her story be called the "Stormy Dossier?" Maybe Mueller and the FBI will start watching porno movies?
From what we're now learning, perhaps they should call it: "TWO FaceBook."
Megyn Kelly is now saying she's like... well a porn star. She's claiming that she, like Stormy Daniels alleges, was threatened by the Trump organization. Well, Megyn couldn't make it as a porn star; most men don't like getting into bed with snakes.
TODAY'S QUOTES:
"The irony is that the people we tend to vote for actually look down on voters and voting. That's idiotic, right? That's like a snake eating its own tail! A wolf in a trap eating off its own head to escape!" ~ Steven Weber
Monday, March 26, 2018
TRUMP, REPUBLICANS SELL OUT AMERICA
Donald J. Trump, Paul D. Ryan Jr. and Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. have not only sold out the Republican Party, they've sold out America.
Trump ran on getting rid of ObamaCare; that didn't happen. Trump ran on defunding Planned Parenthood; that didn't happen. Trump ran on defunding National Public Radio; that didn't happen. Trump ran on building the border wall; that will now never happen. Trump promised that if we elected him President, he would drain the swamp and clean up Washington. Ryan and McConnell, albeit it reluctantly, said they backed Trump, but now, he is IN the swamp and just as dirty as the rest of them.
Ryan and McConnell have proven they are not Americans; they are first part of the "Good Old Boy" network and second they are vipers in the snake pit. Donald Trump is either afraid to stand up to them, or he's part of the problem. Either way, he's proven himself to be unworthy of the promises he made.
And he has the unmitigated audacity to say they're starting to work on the wall today? Trying to fool the Americans into thinking the wall is being built when, in fact, all they're doing is repairing the shoddy wall that's there right now? He's like the typical Democrat who thinks we're stupid.
If he can't, or won't, stand up to the "establishment," how in the Sam Hell is he going to handle Kim Jong Un?
I'm angry. I'm damned angry. I totally regret standing up for Trump in the face adversity. I actually thought he was going to be different.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Where's his negotiating skills? Why is he so complicit in this, the screwing of the American people?" ~ Michael Savage
Trump ran on getting rid of ObamaCare; that didn't happen. Trump ran on defunding Planned Parenthood; that didn't happen. Trump ran on defunding National Public Radio; that didn't happen. Trump ran on building the border wall; that will now never happen. Trump promised that if we elected him President, he would drain the swamp and clean up Washington. Ryan and McConnell, albeit it reluctantly, said they backed Trump, but now, he is IN the swamp and just as dirty as the rest of them.
Ryan and McConnell have proven they are not Americans; they are first part of the "Good Old Boy" network and second they are vipers in the snake pit. Donald Trump is either afraid to stand up to them, or he's part of the problem. Either way, he's proven himself to be unworthy of the promises he made.
And he has the unmitigated audacity to say they're starting to work on the wall today? Trying to fool the Americans into thinking the wall is being built when, in fact, all they're doing is repairing the shoddy wall that's there right now? He's like the typical Democrat who thinks we're stupid.
If he can't, or won't, stand up to the "establishment," how in the Sam Hell is he going to handle Kim Jong Un?
I'm angry. I'm damned angry. I totally regret standing up for Trump in the face adversity. I actually thought he was going to be different.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Where's his negotiating skills? Why is he so complicit in this, the screwing of the American people?" ~ Michael Savage
Friday, March 23, 2018
SCHOOL SAFETY QUESTION FOR CALIFORNIA VOTERS
If the law passed by the California citizens authorizing the creation of the California Lottery stipulated that lottery profits must be used for public education, and if lottery revenues are increasing as they say, why does the California Legislature say it must enact new taxes to provide for armed security at our schools? Just askin'...
The White House needs urgently to hire an experienced plumber to stop the leaks. The building should be the most secure building on the planet; it's been over a year since Trump took office and if he can't plug the leaks, he needs to fire everybody. The way things currently are, I'm surprised the media is not putting out headlines every time someone farts.
Ralph Peters abruptly quit FOX NEWS, saying the network has become nothing but a propaganda machine for Trump. Obviously, he doesn't watch Shephard Smith. If anything, FOX was leaning left in recent months, but I do detect a switch back to being more balanced. Maybe he'll head over to MSNBC so he can be closer to Megyn Kelley.
Sean Hannity says Robert Mueller has some major problems in his past that the public needs to be aware of. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy once was a gigolo for the Mustang Ranch...
Rumor has it that the NFL is quietly removing all flag poles from all stadiums...
Mitch McConnell just another Washington swamp dweller? The story is that he has amassed a sizeable fortune through business dealings with his wife, whose father, James Chao, runs a shipping company closely aligned with China’s government, while McConnell has been arranging "favors" for the Chinese government. Kind of reminds me of that famous old song, "Chopstricks."
Joe Biden is trying to pick a fight with Donald Trump. Mike Tyson has offered to referee.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Chinese checkers anyone?" ~ The Unknown Scribbler
The White House needs urgently to hire an experienced plumber to stop the leaks. The building should be the most secure building on the planet; it's been over a year since Trump took office and if he can't plug the leaks, he needs to fire everybody. The way things currently are, I'm surprised the media is not putting out headlines every time someone farts.
Ralph Peters abruptly quit FOX NEWS, saying the network has become nothing but a propaganda machine for Trump. Obviously, he doesn't watch Shephard Smith. If anything, FOX was leaning left in recent months, but I do detect a switch back to being more balanced. Maybe he'll head over to MSNBC so he can be closer to Megyn Kelley.
Sean Hannity says Robert Mueller has some major problems in his past that the public needs to be aware of. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy once was a gigolo for the Mustang Ranch...
Rumor has it that the NFL is quietly removing all flag poles from all stadiums...
Mitch McConnell just another Washington swamp dweller? The story is that he has amassed a sizeable fortune through business dealings with his wife, whose father, James Chao, runs a shipping company closely aligned with China’s government, while McConnell has been arranging "favors" for the Chinese government. Kind of reminds me of that famous old song, "Chopstricks."
Joe Biden is trying to pick a fight with Donald Trump. Mike Tyson has offered to referee.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Chinese checkers anyone?" ~ The Unknown Scribbler
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
PLUNGER NEEDED FOR CONGRESSIONAL BLOCKAGE
NEWSMAX is reporting that the Senate has a backlog of 190 or more Trump nominees for Executive Branch positions, possibly the highest in history. The game plan, evidently by both Democrats and progressive establishment Republicans, is to make Trump look bad by going off to negotiate with North Korea without a Secretary of State and to slow down his agenda progress going into the November elections. It obviously is now up to us to clean out the swamp by voting them all out.
Good old randy Andy McCabe says he kept memos of all meetings he had with Trump. They certainly must be the full gospel, according to the media, but I wonder how they might compare with the White House records and recordings. Maybe we'll need to ask venerable Robert Mueller to investigate any discrepancies? This whole scenario is proving to be far more interesting than watching reruns of DALLAS.
Nancy Pelosi is madder than a wet rooster at fellow Dems who are avoiding her like the plague. She calls herself a "master negotiator" and wonders why they are not all kowtowing to her disgraceful "crumbs" and similar statements. Speaking of sick cows, why hasn't anybody bothered to investigate her husband's lucrative real estate deals involving government leases?
Those pesky Dems and anti-Trump Republicans are hollering louder and louder that Trump had damned well better not fire Robert Mueller or all of the snakes will come out of the Washington sewers and devour him. I think they might be getting nervous?
Melania took a stumble the other day while walking to Marine One and President Trump gracefully caught her and saved her from falling. She responded by giving him a quick hug of affection and the media is going crazy over it. Obviously, the cads would have preferred that he let her do a face plant on the grass.
A student pulled a gun and started shooting in a Maryland high school yesterday and was quickly shot and killed by an armed school resource officer. The media is almost totally ignoring the fact that the situation was confronted so quickly and effectively by an armed officer.
Los Alamitos is stirring up the political crocodiles in California for having the unmitigated gall to pass an ordinance rejecting the State's Sanctuary City law. Rumors are that Moonbeam Brown is preparing to send in the National Guard and that the members of the city council may face a public flogging with a wet noodle.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Politics is like a sewer: what you get out of it in the form of quality of government depends on what the people put into it." ~ The Unknown Scribbler
Good old randy Andy McCabe says he kept memos of all meetings he had with Trump. They certainly must be the full gospel, according to the media, but I wonder how they might compare with the White House records and recordings. Maybe we'll need to ask venerable Robert Mueller to investigate any discrepancies? This whole scenario is proving to be far more interesting than watching reruns of DALLAS.
Nancy Pelosi is madder than a wet rooster at fellow Dems who are avoiding her like the plague. She calls herself a "master negotiator" and wonders why they are not all kowtowing to her disgraceful "crumbs" and similar statements. Speaking of sick cows, why hasn't anybody bothered to investigate her husband's lucrative real estate deals involving government leases?
Those pesky Dems and anti-Trump Republicans are hollering louder and louder that Trump had damned well better not fire Robert Mueller or all of the snakes will come out of the Washington sewers and devour him. I think they might be getting nervous?
Melania took a stumble the other day while walking to Marine One and President Trump gracefully caught her and saved her from falling. She responded by giving him a quick hug of affection and the media is going crazy over it. Obviously, the cads would have preferred that he let her do a face plant on the grass.
A student pulled a gun and started shooting in a Maryland high school yesterday and was quickly shot and killed by an armed school resource officer. The media is almost totally ignoring the fact that the situation was confronted so quickly and effectively by an armed officer.
Los Alamitos is stirring up the political crocodiles in California for having the unmitigated gall to pass an ordinance rejecting the State's Sanctuary City law. Rumors are that Moonbeam Brown is preparing to send in the National Guard and that the members of the city council may face a public flogging with a wet noodle.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Politics is like a sewer: what you get out of it in the form of quality of government depends on what the people put into it." ~ The Unknown Scribbler
Monday, March 19, 2018
CIRCLING MERRY-GO-ROUND ANIMALS
Those "Deep State" hooligans are running around like the chickens they are, clucking and making obnoxious noises about how they are getting caught in their scheming, lying and corrupt ways. Now, not only are they all wondering which one of them is going to end up singing like a canary when the big rooster comes home to roost, but they're working on conjuring up a story they can sell to their subordinates in the press and media. They're circling the wagons, bound and determined to pull the wool over our eyes... and the eyes of Lady Justice.
It appears to me that the ones screaming and yelling the loudest about McCabe's firing are the very ones who were involved in the same sinister conspiracy to overthrow the government and the Constitution of the United States. And I wonder who thinks he is going to get McCabe's job: Peter Strzok or Bruce Ohr? It remains to be determined who all of those cohorts were actually working for, the Clinton Cartel, the Obama Mafia... or both. I can hardly wait for Comey's book to come out so he can set the record straight.
The incumbents in the Republican establishment who finally get the message about how serious the Trump voters are are jumping ship. Those who don't yet get the message are bound and determined to drag the rest of their party down with them. One thing every American should be doing right now is studying up on the November candidates, their qualifications, backgrounds and positions. Let's be smart and do it right this time.
Shakin' in my boots I am; shortly after McCabe's firing, word came out that he had been keeping a secret diary about his interactions with Trump. In that diary, I wonder if he mentions either the Deep State or the "insurance policy" about Trump? Maybe he discusses what impact Hillary Clinton's $700,000 donation to his wife's campaign had on his decision making? Or, maybe he'll discuss in detail his relationship with Page and Strzok or that FISA Judge Contreras. Just sayin'...
I wonder why James Comey and Andrew McCabe flatly refuse to go onto FOX NEWS or AMERICA ONE to talk about their issues, but they'll gladly go on CNN?
Outgoing Arizona Senator Jeff Flake says he might challenge Trump in 2020. That news also has me trembling in my jockey shorts...
Nancy Pelosi seems to be softening her stance on the border wall. She's now suggesting it should be shorter, like maybe a foot tall, perhaps?
Hillary has reportedly fractured her wrist while getting into a bathtub. That has to be the news of the week; I never knew you could fit a rabid walrus into a bathtub... or any walrus, for that matter.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." ~ George Orwell
It appears to me that the ones screaming and yelling the loudest about McCabe's firing are the very ones who were involved in the same sinister conspiracy to overthrow the government and the Constitution of the United States. And I wonder who thinks he is going to get McCabe's job: Peter Strzok or Bruce Ohr? It remains to be determined who all of those cohorts were actually working for, the Clinton Cartel, the Obama Mafia... or both. I can hardly wait for Comey's book to come out so he can set the record straight.
The incumbents in the Republican establishment who finally get the message about how serious the Trump voters are are jumping ship. Those who don't yet get the message are bound and determined to drag the rest of their party down with them. One thing every American should be doing right now is studying up on the November candidates, their qualifications, backgrounds and positions. Let's be smart and do it right this time.
Shakin' in my boots I am; shortly after McCabe's firing, word came out that he had been keeping a secret diary about his interactions with Trump. In that diary, I wonder if he mentions either the Deep State or the "insurance policy" about Trump? Maybe he discusses what impact Hillary Clinton's $700,000 donation to his wife's campaign had on his decision making? Or, maybe he'll discuss in detail his relationship with Page and Strzok or that FISA Judge Contreras. Just sayin'...
I wonder why James Comey and Andrew McCabe flatly refuse to go onto FOX NEWS or AMERICA ONE to talk about their issues, but they'll gladly go on CNN?
Outgoing Arizona Senator Jeff Flake says he might challenge Trump in 2020. That news also has me trembling in my jockey shorts...
Nancy Pelosi seems to be softening her stance on the border wall. She's now suggesting it should be shorter, like maybe a foot tall, perhaps?
Hillary has reportedly fractured her wrist while getting into a bathtub. That has to be the news of the week; I never knew you could fit a rabid walrus into a bathtub... or any walrus, for that matter.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." ~ George Orwell
Friday, March 16, 2018
HILLARY GEARS UP TO RUN AGAIN IN 2020
Hillary must be gearing up to run for president again in 2020. She's off to foreign nations pointing fingers for her 2016 defeat at more people to blame. What gets me is... why are the Dems so upset at her? She says Trump supporters are deplorables... "racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic—you name it." Those are things Democrats say about us every day, over and over again... but when she says it, they get their bowels in an uproar. Go figure... Maybe they've fallen out of love with their idol?
Enjoy your breakfast as you read this: California's lovely Senator Kamala Harris is claiming that the only reason we are pushing for school teachers and staff to be able to carry concealed weapons on campus is that we want to enable them to shoot black kids. She has such a great outlook on life, doesn't she?
Baltimore is now funding legal defense for illegal aliens. They're also warning prosecutors to think twice before charging illegal immigrants with minor, non-violent crimes, lest they face consequences. This move could be coming to a California city near us and you, my friends, will get to pay for it. Open up your wallet; you're about to get raped and there's seemingly nothing you can do about it.
The Russians are said to have developed a new nerve gas that will leave you incoherent and foaming at the mouth. Reports are that Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters have already been infected...
A newly-built bridge at a Florida university has collapsed causing multiple injuries and deaths. The bridge engineers and builders all likely are NRA members... Pardon the sarcasm, but when will it all end? By the way, why do you conduct a stress test on a bridge when there is traffic underneath? Was there a Democrat involved?
Hollywood celebrities are all agush over the student walkout Wednesday in support of gun control and confiscation in this country. No wonder nobody watched their stupid awards show.
Word late yesterday is that Obama's Department of Justice ordered the names of 500,000 illegals who were criminal fugitives from the law to be purged from the national database that would prevent them from buying guns. What in the hell is going on in our country? Why isn't somebody in jail?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"I believe alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth." ~ Stephen Hawking
Enjoy your breakfast as you read this: California's lovely Senator Kamala Harris is claiming that the only reason we are pushing for school teachers and staff to be able to carry concealed weapons on campus is that we want to enable them to shoot black kids. She has such a great outlook on life, doesn't she?
Baltimore is now funding legal defense for illegal aliens. They're also warning prosecutors to think twice before charging illegal immigrants with minor, non-violent crimes, lest they face consequences. This move could be coming to a California city near us and you, my friends, will get to pay for it. Open up your wallet; you're about to get raped and there's seemingly nothing you can do about it.
The Russians are said to have developed a new nerve gas that will leave you incoherent and foaming at the mouth. Reports are that Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters have already been infected...
A newly-built bridge at a Florida university has collapsed causing multiple injuries and deaths. The bridge engineers and builders all likely are NRA members... Pardon the sarcasm, but when will it all end? By the way, why do you conduct a stress test on a bridge when there is traffic underneath? Was there a Democrat involved?
Hollywood celebrities are all agush over the student walkout Wednesday in support of gun control and confiscation in this country. No wonder nobody watched their stupid awards show.
Word late yesterday is that Obama's Department of Justice ordered the names of 500,000 illegals who were criminal fugitives from the law to be purged from the national database that would prevent them from buying guns. What in the hell is going on in our country? Why isn't somebody in jail?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"I believe alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth." ~ Stephen Hawking
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
UNITED AIRLINES DOES IT AGAIN!
The venerable United Airlines has proven yet again that it is a disgusting, vile, uncouth and horrible company to do business with. They forced a passenger who had a dog in a flight-compliant carrier to put her dog in an overhead bin... and the dog died, presumably from oxygen starvation, while they were all enroute from Houston to New York City. United tells the lady and her sobbing daughter who was right there when it all happened, that they're soooo sorry...
Pocahontas keeps on insisting that she's part Native American. I wonder which part? It's certainly not her brain. Turns out she's a bonafide member of the white foot tribe.
Where in the California State Constitution does it say the State can defy Federal law? I'd give 25 pesos to see someone start a public initiative to repeal the State's Sanctuary State law and to require cities to comply with Federal immigration law.
Sure enough, now that multiple bombs have been set off in Texas, some "news" outlets will be blaming the NRA.
An illegal alien caused a hit-and-run accident with a big rig in Denver, Colorado the other day, killing the driver of the truck. The judge allowed bail in the case and the illegal walked out of jail an hour before ICE was notified they could come and get him. The resulting uproar has the sheriff claiming it was an "oversight," but Denver is a sanctuary city and that explains it all. Denver allows illegals who are charged with crimes to escape, but they want law-abiding citizens to give up their guns so they can't defend themselves.
Hillary slipped and fell down a flight of stairs twice while in India. Somehow, the stairs survived. Okay, well... yes, they were concrete.
It's scary to note that dreamers are now screaming at Democrats because the Dems are not delivering on their promises to allow the dreamers to take over the country... and the Dems are doing everything they can to find some way to appease the dreamers. Who's country is this, anyway?
313,000 jobs were just added to the economy. More "crumbs" for the masses?
The gunman who killed three staff members at the Yountville California veteran's facility had his gun permit revoked several months before the shooting, according to news reports. This confuses me. You don't need a permit to own a gun; you only need a permit if you are going to carry it concealed. In any event, if he wasn't supposed to be carrying a gun, why was he? Isn't that illegal and shouldn't that fact have prevented him from carrying the gun? The liberals must have their brains really scrambled over this one.
The CEO of Dick's Sporting Goods has finally come to grips with the fact that his company may lose business over its decision to limit gun sales of all types to persons 21 years of age and older and to eliminate so-call "assault rifles" from its inventory. Well, he lost my business. I don't buy from left-wing liberals or wimps.
With all of the changes and firings going on at the White House, it must be March Madness.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be." ~ Konrad Lorenz
Pocahontas keeps on insisting that she's part Native American. I wonder which part? It's certainly not her brain. Turns out she's a bonafide member of the white foot tribe.
Where in the California State Constitution does it say the State can defy Federal law? I'd give 25 pesos to see someone start a public initiative to repeal the State's Sanctuary State law and to require cities to comply with Federal immigration law.
Sure enough, now that multiple bombs have been set off in Texas, some "news" outlets will be blaming the NRA.
An illegal alien caused a hit-and-run accident with a big rig in Denver, Colorado the other day, killing the driver of the truck. The judge allowed bail in the case and the illegal walked out of jail an hour before ICE was notified they could come and get him. The resulting uproar has the sheriff claiming it was an "oversight," but Denver is a sanctuary city and that explains it all. Denver allows illegals who are charged with crimes to escape, but they want law-abiding citizens to give up their guns so they can't defend themselves.
Hillary slipped and fell down a flight of stairs twice while in India. Somehow, the stairs survived. Okay, well... yes, they were concrete.
It's scary to note that dreamers are now screaming at Democrats because the Dems are not delivering on their promises to allow the dreamers to take over the country... and the Dems are doing everything they can to find some way to appease the dreamers. Who's country is this, anyway?
313,000 jobs were just added to the economy. More "crumbs" for the masses?
The gunman who killed three staff members at the Yountville California veteran's facility had his gun permit revoked several months before the shooting, according to news reports. This confuses me. You don't need a permit to own a gun; you only need a permit if you are going to carry it concealed. In any event, if he wasn't supposed to be carrying a gun, why was he? Isn't that illegal and shouldn't that fact have prevented him from carrying the gun? The liberals must have their brains really scrambled over this one.
The CEO of Dick's Sporting Goods has finally come to grips with the fact that his company may lose business over its decision to limit gun sales of all types to persons 21 years of age and older and to eliminate so-call "assault rifles" from its inventory. Well, he lost my business. I don't buy from left-wing liberals or wimps.
With all of the changes and firings going on at the White House, it must be March Madness.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be." ~ Konrad Lorenz
Monday, March 12, 2018
UNDENIABLE PROOF: DEMOCRATS FULL OF POO POO
Although he's running again this year, Frederick Ramirez, a Pennsylvania Democrat, ran for the State Legislature in 2017 and was disqualified because he didn't spend enough time in his required residence. Records showed he was billed for only 95 gallons of water between March
2016 and January 2017, or less than two flushes a month, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer. This proves beyond a reasonable doubt that if he actually lived in his claimed residence during that time, he must literally be full of shit.
The chief question about the possible upcoming summit between President Trump and North Korea's Kim Jong un is whether or not Kim will be allowed to bring along his rubber duckies...
Word has it that Hillary Clinton has been holed up in her Chappaqua mansion working with Sidney Blumenthal and James Comey while writing her next blockbuster, tell all dossier...
They have this video of a bikini-clad woman riding a horse into a Miami Beach bar. While this brings to mind a whole slew of bar jokes, the matter is being taken seriously; they're investigating the bar for animal cruelty, probably because they had no barley.
Why is it that I keep getting Corey Lewandowski confused with Monica Lewinsky?
Evidently faced with the prospect of widening their aisles to accommodate obese customers, Walmart has decided to partner with Weight Watchers instead. A vast array of meal options, which have already rolled out to over 250 stores, will be made and assembled fresh in-store daily. Options include pre-portioned kits for steak Dijon, basic garlic chicken, sweet chili chicken stir fry, and pork Florentine; Thai curry chicken and chicken fried rice rotisserie meals; and one-step heat-up chicken Alfredo, cheesy ravioli, meatloaf, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken Parmesan, pulled beef, curry chicken, pot roast, and chicken enchiladas. Potatoes, gravy and cheesecake are not on the menu.
Rather than allowing trained teachers and staff members to carry concealed weapons in schools, the move is on to design bullet-proof clothes and backpacks for the kids.
A very high 20-year-old South Carolina woman, formerly a straight A student, gouged her eyes out in front of a church as a sacrifice to God. It will be most difficult for her to see her way out of this situation...
The Utah State Bar Association sent out a picture of a topless woman to all members. The photo was sent in an email advertising their upcoming annual spring convention in St. George. An investigation is ongoing and officials are hoping that the culprit will make a clean breast of it.
That's it for this posting; the gin bottle is now empty.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron." ~ Phyllis Diller
The chief question about the possible upcoming summit between President Trump and North Korea's Kim Jong un is whether or not Kim will be allowed to bring along his rubber duckies...
Word has it that Hillary Clinton has been holed up in her Chappaqua mansion working with Sidney Blumenthal and James Comey while writing her next blockbuster, tell all dossier...
They have this video of a bikini-clad woman riding a horse into a Miami Beach bar. While this brings to mind a whole slew of bar jokes, the matter is being taken seriously; they're investigating the bar for animal cruelty, probably because they had no barley.
Why is it that I keep getting Corey Lewandowski confused with Monica Lewinsky?
Evidently faced with the prospect of widening their aisles to accommodate obese customers, Walmart has decided to partner with Weight Watchers instead. A vast array of meal options, which have already rolled out to over 250 stores, will be made and assembled fresh in-store daily. Options include pre-portioned kits for steak Dijon, basic garlic chicken, sweet chili chicken stir fry, and pork Florentine; Thai curry chicken and chicken fried rice rotisserie meals; and one-step heat-up chicken Alfredo, cheesy ravioli, meatloaf, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken Parmesan, pulled beef, curry chicken, pot roast, and chicken enchiladas. Potatoes, gravy and cheesecake are not on the menu.
Rather than allowing trained teachers and staff members to carry concealed weapons in schools, the move is on to design bullet-proof clothes and backpacks for the kids.
A very high 20-year-old South Carolina woman, formerly a straight A student, gouged her eyes out in front of a church as a sacrifice to God. It will be most difficult for her to see her way out of this situation...
The Utah State Bar Association sent out a picture of a topless woman to all members. The photo was sent in an email advertising their upcoming annual spring convention in St. George. An investigation is ongoing and officials are hoping that the culprit will make a clean breast of it.
That's it for this posting; the gin bottle is now empty.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron." ~ Phyllis Diller
Friday, March 9, 2018
HOROWITZ FOR SPECIAL COUNSEL
Michael Horowitz is the Inspector General of the Department of Justice and has a stellar reputation. While he was appointed by Obama in 2012, it was he who discovered and revealed the Page-Strzok conspiracy within the FBI. He has the reputation of being an objective and thorough investigator who follows leads wherever they go and doesn't give a hoot about the politics of the job. Jeff Sessions even says Howoritz should be the guy to investigate the Clinton dossiers and related crimes and corruption.
The problem with that idea is that the I.G. can't subpoena people; those involved who have left government service couldn't be investigated or called as witnesses. That's why the Congressional Republicans are now clamoring louder for a Special Counsel to do the investigation. The natural answer? Name Horowitz to be the Special Counsel. He already knows the ins and outs of the DOJ and the FBI and that is a huuuge leg up on the competition.
Nancy Pelosi calls ICE raids in California "unjust and cruel." Why doesn't she move to Mexico where she can be surrounded by the drug cartel, murderers and thieves like she wants the rest of us in California to be?
After years of waiting and legal jousting, the Department of Justice announced Wednesday additional documents related to the Operation Fast and Furious scandal during the Obama administration will be released to the House Oversight Committee. The question now is, what have they done with the documents that don't want us to see?
Why is Elizabeth Warren refusing to take a DNA test to prove she's part Native American? Now, don't ruffle her tail feathers...
Paul Ryan would make a great president... of France.
Joy Behar has reportedly apologized for her anti-Christian remarks made about Vice President Mike Pence and his mental state. Unlike what she and her bimbo friends would do, I will show my Christian faith by forgiving her.
The FBI has admitted it screwed up on the Nikolas Cruz case in Parkland, Florida. Maybe they need a new boss and a new image? How about bringing in Mister Magoo or Inspector Clouseau?
California's Governor Ed Brown has his bowels in an uproar over Jeff Sessions' lawsuit against California. Remember, it was Brown and his half-witted cohorts who created sanctuary cities and a sanctuary state and defied federal law in the first place. Now, they're refusing, in typical Democrat fashion, to take responsibility for their own actions by blaming someone else for the fallout.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"A man can fall many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else." ~ John Burroughs
The problem with that idea is that the I.G. can't subpoena people; those involved who have left government service couldn't be investigated or called as witnesses. That's why the Congressional Republicans are now clamoring louder for a Special Counsel to do the investigation. The natural answer? Name Horowitz to be the Special Counsel. He already knows the ins and outs of the DOJ and the FBI and that is a huuuge leg up on the competition.
Nancy Pelosi calls ICE raids in California "unjust and cruel." Why doesn't she move to Mexico where she can be surrounded by the drug cartel, murderers and thieves like she wants the rest of us in California to be?
After years of waiting and legal jousting, the Department of Justice announced Wednesday additional documents related to the Operation Fast and Furious scandal during the Obama administration will be released to the House Oversight Committee. The question now is, what have they done with the documents that don't want us to see?
Why is Elizabeth Warren refusing to take a DNA test to prove she's part Native American? Now, don't ruffle her tail feathers...
Paul Ryan would make a great president... of France.
Joy Behar has reportedly apologized for her anti-Christian remarks made about Vice President Mike Pence and his mental state. Unlike what she and her bimbo friends would do, I will show my Christian faith by forgiving her.
The FBI has admitted it screwed up on the Nikolas Cruz case in Parkland, Florida. Maybe they need a new boss and a new image? How about bringing in Mister Magoo or Inspector Clouseau?
California's Governor Ed Brown has his bowels in an uproar over Jeff Sessions' lawsuit against California. Remember, it was Brown and his half-witted cohorts who created sanctuary cities and a sanctuary state and defied federal law in the first place. Now, they're refusing, in typical Democrat fashion, to take responsibility for their own actions by blaming someone else for the fallout.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"A man can fall many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else." ~ John Burroughs
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
DEMOCRATS, LIBERALS CRASHING IN FLAMES
Sunday night's Nielson Ratings has The Oscars in the toilet, possibly at their lowest level in recorded history. The Dems and the liberals rushed to make explanations on Monday morning, blaming everything from "declining rating have been the trend," to less-than-stellar movies, to lack of star talent, to the weather. The fact is that Americans are sick and tired of hearing about politics, particularly vile, vulgar and left-wing politics during sports, awards and other entertainment events. Americans are getting back to being... Americans.
They're talking about a national day of remembrance to honor Billy Graham, but the left is outraged. They first want a national holiday called "Barack Obama Day" to be observed on April 1st...
Who in the hell is Sam Nunberg? Why in the devil's name do people who are nobody end up on the front pages of liberal left-wing newspapers?
Anyone who thinks North Korea is serious about wanting to talk about giving up their nuclear program hasn't studied the history of the situation. My best guess is that Kim Jong un is very close to having nuclear strike capability and simply wants to buy some more time. Do not be lured into a false sense of security here; his chief entertainment is shooting rubber duckies with a machine gun in the bathtub.
Here's something you probably didn't know: Iran is planning to establish military bases in Venezuela to enable them to launch operations against the United States if the time comes. The Cubans and the Russians are already there.
A woman in Washington State suspected her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she waited until he fell asleep and stabbed him with a samurai sword. I think he got the point, play on words intended.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
They're talking about a national day of remembrance to honor Billy Graham, but the left is outraged. They first want a national holiday called "Barack Obama Day" to be observed on April 1st...
Who in the hell is Sam Nunberg? Why in the devil's name do people who are nobody end up on the front pages of liberal left-wing newspapers?
Anyone who thinks North Korea is serious about wanting to talk about giving up their nuclear program hasn't studied the history of the situation. My best guess is that Kim Jong un is very close to having nuclear strike capability and simply wants to buy some more time. Do not be lured into a false sense of security here; his chief entertainment is shooting rubber duckies with a machine gun in the bathtub.
Here's something you probably didn't know: Iran is planning to establish military bases in Venezuela to enable them to launch operations against the United States if the time comes. The Cubans and the Russians are already there.
A woman in Washington State suspected her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she waited until he fell asleep and stabbed him with a samurai sword. I think he got the point, play on words intended.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Monday, March 5, 2018
AMERICA'S GODLESS PRESS
Neither the press or the media fears God. They lie, they cheat, they toss ethics and morals out the window. They support removing God from our schools and consistently push to remove the words "In God We Trust" from currency, state buildings and every public venue. They support forcing Christian churches to have transgender bathrooms and perform gay marriages. They pounce on every gun-related death in this country, (except Chicago), and refuse to mention or discuss the numbers of tens of thousands of murders committed by Planned Parenthood and abortion clinics every year in this country.
The press and the media are a bigger enemy to America than North Korea, Iran, China and Russia... combined.
The Democrats are just as evil. When confronted with the truth, they run like hell to escape. Democrats in Virginia blamed Republicans for mass gun shootings. Virginia Delegate Nick Freita, who is running to take Tim Kaine's spot in the U.S. Senate, said it’s difficult to have an open and honest debate on gun violence because Democrats are constantly comparing Republicans to “Nazis” and segregationists; but he reminded the chamber that Democrats were once the party of slavery and segregation. “I just want to remind everyone very quickly, it was not our [Republican] party that supported slavery, that fought women’s suffrage, that rounded up tens of thousands of Asian-Americans and put them in concentration camps, that supported Jim Crow, that supported segregation, supported mass resistance. That wasn’t our party, that was the Democrat party.” To which a whole slew of angry Democrats got up and walked out.
It is my considered opinion that Barack, Hillary and their cohorts should all be charged with attempting to overthrow the Constitution and the American government.
I don't have the slightest idea why Schumer and Pelosi think anything they have to say is relevant.
A ruling in the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals could require the removal of all crosses from all national cemeteries including Arlington National.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Show me a country without God and I will show you a failed nation." ~ The Unknown Scribbler
The press and the media are a bigger enemy to America than North Korea, Iran, China and Russia... combined.
The Democrats are just as evil. When confronted with the truth, they run like hell to escape. Democrats in Virginia blamed Republicans for mass gun shootings. Virginia Delegate Nick Freita, who is running to take Tim Kaine's spot in the U.S. Senate, said it’s difficult to have an open and honest debate on gun violence because Democrats are constantly comparing Republicans to “Nazis” and segregationists; but he reminded the chamber that Democrats were once the party of slavery and segregation. “I just want to remind everyone very quickly, it was not our [Republican] party that supported slavery, that fought women’s suffrage, that rounded up tens of thousands of Asian-Americans and put them in concentration camps, that supported Jim Crow, that supported segregation, supported mass resistance. That wasn’t our party, that was the Democrat party.” To which a whole slew of angry Democrats got up and walked out.
It is my considered opinion that Barack, Hillary and their cohorts should all be charged with attempting to overthrow the Constitution and the American government.
I don't have the slightest idea why Schumer and Pelosi think anything they have to say is relevant.
A ruling in the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals could require the removal of all crosses from all national cemeteries including Arlington National.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Show me a country without God and I will show you a failed nation." ~ The Unknown Scribbler
Friday, March 2, 2018
SESSIONS: TRUMP FAILS AGAIN
As much as I think Jeff Sessions needs to go, I think President Trump is being utterly disgraceful and shows total inability to come to grips with the fact that he made a mistake in choosing Sessions in the first place. He wants to wash his hands of Sessions, but doesn't want to get his hands dirty in the process? Any good manager or leader would pull Sessions into his office and have it out behind closed doors. Airing the dirty linen out in public is immature and shows a total lack of respect for the American people who don't want to hear it.
What they do want to hear is that investigations into the graft and corruption of Washington are ongoing, productive and fruitful. Something has to change, and yesterday is not soon enough.
United Airlines just can't resist pissing off the traveling public; they keep having run-in after run-in with passengers. In their latest public relations disaster, they told a 27-year-old gal flying from Chicago to New York that her carry-on was too big. The passenger placed it in the size-measuring bin to show that it would fit and they kept ignoring her, telling she had better cough up the $25 oversize fee or get off the plane. In the meantime, United has said it doesn't want anything to do with the NRA, its employees or its members. You couldn't give me any of their stock.
If they ban AR-15's, will that mark the beginning of gun confiscation in this country?
On the age argument, people under 21 are evil and should not be allowed to buy guns; when you turn 21, you are no longer evil. Therefore, no one under the age of 21 should be allowed to buy guns. Obviously, being around all of those Democrats in Washington is finally affecting Trump's brain.
As Trump imposes new tariffs on aluminum and steel, look for the cost of sodas, beer and automobiles to go up. I don't mind sodas and cars, but I'm really ticked off about beer.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Painting are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer." ~ Billy Carter
What they do want to hear is that investigations into the graft and corruption of Washington are ongoing, productive and fruitful. Something has to change, and yesterday is not soon enough.
United Airlines just can't resist pissing off the traveling public; they keep having run-in after run-in with passengers. In their latest public relations disaster, they told a 27-year-old gal flying from Chicago to New York that her carry-on was too big. The passenger placed it in the size-measuring bin to show that it would fit and they kept ignoring her, telling she had better cough up the $25 oversize fee or get off the plane. In the meantime, United has said it doesn't want anything to do with the NRA, its employees or its members. You couldn't give me any of their stock.
If they ban AR-15's, will that mark the beginning of gun confiscation in this country?
On the age argument, people under 21 are evil and should not be allowed to buy guns; when you turn 21, you are no longer evil. Therefore, no one under the age of 21 should be allowed to buy guns. Obviously, being around all of those Democrats in Washington is finally affecting Trump's brain.
Just for your info, I contacted four of the businesses which have decided to cut ties with NRA and its members: Best Western, Enterprise, Wyndham Resorts and SimpliSafe. I told them all to cancel my awards program and stick it where the sun doesn't shine. Enterprise hasn't even bothered to respond; the other three all ignored the reason for my cancellation and sent me form responses saying they were "sorry" to see me go. Best Western had a response you won't believe: "As a brand, our organization is apolitical and is not a
member of any political organization because we respect diversity in opinion,
which ultimately strengthens our organization and our respective countries." If they're apolitical,, why did they dump the NRA?
As Trump imposes new tariffs on aluminum and steel, look for the cost of sodas, beer and automobiles to go up. I don't mind sodas and cars, but I'm really ticked off about beer.
TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Painting are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer." ~ Billy Carter
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