Now that Pelosi and Schumer have proven themselves to be the real big dogs in Washington with the passage of the Omnibus Bill, Chuck the Schmuck is warning Donald Trump that he'd better not even think about using part of the new military budget to build even an inch of border wall, or else all hell will break loose. And the word is that Fancy Nancy has just ordered a set of new drapes for the House Speaker's office... to be installed after the November elections. I guess this all means that Hillary will be a shoo-in for 2020?
Don't get your hopes up: Paul Ryan doesn't have the brains or the ethics to retire. The only two ways to get rid of the progressive establishment bastards is to: (1) vote them out, or (2) find them some other corrupt, greedy business to get themselves involved in.
Let's do a little math: In response to a Congressional subpoena for more documents, FBI Director Christopher Wray says he'll double the number of agents producing the demanded documents. If it took 27 agents two years to produce 3,000 documents out of 1.2 million, then it will take 54 agents 800,000 years to produce the rest of the subpoenaed documents, right? Knowing Congress, that's just hunky dory with them...
It's official: The White House is now a Mickey Mouse outfit. They just hired a Disney star to their Public Affairs Office.
Get out the puke buckets: Susan Rice is now on the Board of Directors of... Netflix. Barack and Michelle are in negotiations to have their own show on Netflix. Aren't you just so excited?
Although the Pelosi-crats say the "Dream Act" is all about kids, only 29% of illegals are under 21.
Stormy Daniels says she'd be willing to "settle" with Trump. I'll bet her claims of a sexual rendezvous are as fake as her enormous breasts.
I'm working on my taxes and wondering if the IRS will accept "crumbs" in payment?
The Dems are now trying to move legislation to require a background check every time you purchase ammunition. It's presumed you will pay a fee for this. I wonder, if you buy two boxes of ammo, is that two purchases? Will a box of 20 bullets require 20 background checks?
TODAY'S QUOTE:
“You do not have the right to bear bullets.”~ Debbie Wasserman Schultz
No comments:
Post a Comment