CYA IN ALL ITS GLORY

To my knowledge, everything President Trump has alleged so far has been proven to be true, beginning way back in the beginning of time when he alleged that someone was spying on him and it was totally denied; nevertheless, it was true.  He's now alleging DOJ and FBI misconduct and treasonous conduct, and the Deep State is foaming at the mouth with claims that Trump is a liar, that he needs a mental "intervention," and that Barr is nothing more than his two-bit lackey.

 Judging by how things have turned out so far, they are the ones who are doing the lying, in a desperate effort to save their own asses from what surely is coming. 

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Does anyone out there want to buy some CNN stock?  Cheap?

I don't have a problem with Joe Biden telling a ten-year-old girl at a recent town hall: “I’m going to write you a longer answer and tell you the exact things I would do, okay? I’ll bet you’re as bright as you are good-looking.”  I think that's fine and very appropriate.  It's the massaging of her shoulders and whispering into her ears that gives me the creeps.

Rep. Ilhan Omar says that a merit based immigration system would be unfair to Latinos, implying that they are not intelligent or productive.  She did not say how she felt about applying the merit-based system to Jews. 

Why hasn't Hillary been investigated for collusion with the Russians and obstruction of justice?  Why are the Republicans letting that slide?

I don't understand why people have been caught off-guard by Mueller's underhanded and misstated remarks of Wednesday.  It's totally within his character and his contempt for President Trump to do so.  After all, he did not surround himself with 17 pro-Clinton, anti-Trump, barracuda investigative attorneys with the anticipation that he would turn up nothing. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Climate change is occurring because all of the hot air in the country has migrated to Capitol Hill." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

KAMALA HARRIS PROVES INCOMPETENCE

You would expect any politician elected to Congress to be well-versed in the Constitution.  Nevertheless, Democrat presidential candidate and California Senator Kamala Harris alleges that when she becomes president, she will enact a law that requires individual states to get permission from the federal government before changing their abortion laws.  

Any fifth-grade student should know that powers not specifically enumerated in the Constitution belong solely to the states and to the people.  Nowhere does it say that states cannot pass or change a law without permission of Congress.  This "promise" made by Harris goes to the heart of democracy in America and proves that despite her being a law school graduate and former attorney general of California, she is beyond ignorant of the Constitution.  She totally needs to sit down and shut up before she makes another ass out of herself.  

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It leaked out over the weekend that the initial FISA warrant was processed outside of the established protocol.  For some reason, one of the required signatures in the process was bypassed by "the highest levels of the FBI." 

California State Senators have passed a bill that will jail Catholic priests who fail to notify authorities of crimes revealed during confessions.  They could soon be jailed for keeping the secret, or ex-communicated for revealing the confession.

One of these days soon, Americans will have to get on planes, fly to Washington and forcibly remove the fascist liberal Democrats from the Capitol Building.

Earlier this year New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan-Grisham pulled National Guard troops from the southern U.S. border in protest of President Donald Trump’s “charade of border fear-mongering.”  She is now demanding... demanding... that the Federal government, (you and me), pay for the costs associated with housing and feeding the illegals who have crossed the border into New Mexico.

There could be some truth to the rumor that AOC buys her brogans from an Army-Navy surplus store in lower Manhattan.

This from America's Communist-in-Chief Adam Schiff: It's "unpatriotic" for President Trump to proceed with an investigation of the FBI.   Some people have gall... and then, there's Adam Schiff. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
“While it’s only been a couple of weeks since the inauguration, we’ve seen nothing that I can work with President Bush on.”~ Nancy Pelosi, at a press conference last week.  

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY

 

OBAMA ENGINEERED COLLUSION CASE AGAINST TRUMP

Evidence is growing by the minute that dirty tricks and lies about Trump originated in the Oval Office under Barack Hussein Obama's direct supervision.  Whenever there was a discussion at the White House about the "Russia collusion investigation," recording devices were turned off.   What’s more, four key Obama officials were involved: Brennan, Clapper, Lynch, and Comey.  No witnesses were allowed. 

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Beto O'Rourke says he's qualified to be president because... he used to be a live-in nanny. 

From the way the Democrats are acting, somebody must have really laced their lattes with Ex-Lax!

The next time you hear about an illegal killing someone in a DUI , raping them or murdering them in a rest home, be sure to thank a Democrat for keeping our borders open.  As a matter of fact, if you want to see more illegals in the country... vote for Democrats in 2020.  The latest horror?  Two illegal alien members of the violent MS-13 gang have been charged with the murder of a 14-year-old girl in Maryland after previously being released from custody by a sanctuary city.

Avenattit & Daniels: Could you have ever imagined the headlines?  "Attorney Steals From a Hooker?"

A handheld device that can detect IED's has been available since 2012, but the Pentagon has refused to buy and deploy it in the field.  Why? 

CNN's Jim Acosta has written an autobiography.  It's appropriately titled: "The Enemy of the People." 

They're recalling 62,000 pounds of ground beef due to E-coli contamination.  Why can't we recall 535 members of Congress for the same reason? 

Every single time I see Adam Schiff's picture, I think to myself: "Genius knows no bounds."   

The New York Times is predicting the death of all newspapers within five years.  That's because Americans are sick and tired of reading their trash. 


TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Can you believe this?  Nancy Pelosi once thought about becoming a nun." ~ The Unknown Scribbler 
 

PADILLA BLATANTLY OKAYS CALIFORNIA VOTER FRAUD

Due to a huge loophole in California's voter system, it is possible for any citizen to request a mail-in ballot, vote with it and then vote again at the polls; California's Secretary of State Alejandro "Alex" Padilla has refused to take any steps to prevent it.  Padilla has also refused to intervene in the situation where illegals obtain California driver licenses and are automatically registered to vote... Democrat.  Why isn't Padilla in jail?

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It appears to me that George Soros has purchased a majority interest in FOX NEWS.  Maybe they are about to merge with CNN?

Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn., has reportedly confronted Fancy Nancy Pelosi to demand President Trump's  impeachment. According to Politico, Cohen said that while former President Bill Clinton was impeached “over sex,” Trump was “raping the country.” Pelosi has called an emergency meeting of House Democrats for today to discuss the issue. Here's hoping they are stupid enough to go ahead and try it. 

AOC says you had better not be growing any cauliflower in your community garden. 

Beverly Hills is about to ban the sale of any tobacco products within city limits.  However, it's just fine to light up a marijuana joint anywhere you want. 

The refusal of Don McGahn to testify before Nadler's House Committee proves beyond a doubt that Nadler is impotent because... he can't do a damned thing about it. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"It should be clearly obvious to everyone why the Democrats picked the jackass to be their party's mascot." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

MUELLER HIMSELF REFUSES TO TESTIFY?

The Democrats have been demanding that Robert Mueller testify before Congress about his Trump investigation and Attorney General Barr's synopsis of the resulting report. Initially, they engineered Mueller into the position because they figured he'd be the one to nail Trump doing something.   Well, that didn't happen.  Lately, they've been certain that Mueller would disavow Barr's synopsis and let lose with some tidbit that they could use to go after Trump themselves.  

Unfortunately for them, Mueller has thus far refused to testify.  One can surmise that Mueller has nothing to say that would make the Dems happy. 

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Diane Feinstein was recently spotted talking on the phone with Iran's Foreign Minister, Javad Zarif.  Now, what's up with that?  Was she doing a John Kerry and telling them not to worry about Donald Trump, because he won't be President much longer?

I wonder how many Jews Rashida Tlaib employs in her various offices?

Pete Butthead wants the name "Jefferson" removed from everything, because Jefferson owned slaves.  I guess Bill Clinton is going to have to change his middle name.  Maybe "Lewinsky" would be fitting...


Democrats, RINOs and liberals alike are foaming at their mouths over Alabama's tough new anti-abortion laws, and they are sounding the alarms over the prospect that more and more states have decided they no longer wish to participate in infanticide or murder.  Remember: these are the same people who are openly in favor of allowing illegal criminals into the country to rape, pillage and plunder.


Back between 1946 and 1958, the U.S. conducted over 60 nuclear tests in the Pacific.  From 1977 to 1980, the U.S. scraped up what nuclear waste they could and deposited it in a "temporary" concrete tomb on Runit Island in the Marshall Island chain.  Now, 38 years later, there is  concern that the "temporary" repository could be leaking radioactive sludge into the Pacific.  Just what is the definition of "temporary," anyway? 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"All things in life are temporary, including Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez." ~ The Unknown Scribbler 

THE BUCK STOPS WHERE?

A growing number of people suggest that John Brennan was the culprit-in-chief behind the Clinton coverup and the Trump-Russia "collusion" conspiracy.  But... who put the whole scheme in motion?  No idiot, even Brennan, would start such a project without the knowledge and consent of someone in a higher position of authority.  So, the trail simply has to lead directly into the White House, and that means Valerie Jarrett and/or Barack Obama; Valerie, to be sure, couldn't even sneeze without Hussein's approval.

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Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren, like Barrack Hussein Obama, says nobody in America succeeds on their own.  Does that imply that if you move to Venezuela, Russia, China or North Korea... there you can succeed on your own?

William Barr and Nancy Pelosi both happened to be at the National Peace Officers Memorial Service on Capitol Hill Wednesday, and Barr asked Pelosi if she had brought her handcuffs, since she and the Dems have been threatening to throw him in jail.  Pelosi responded with a red face and her typically forced, wimpy laugh.

With at least half of the party now running for president, I think the Democrats have the idea that if you throw enough shit up against the wall, something is bound to stick...  no matter how bad the shit stinks.

Joe Biden says the Second Amendment does not give you the right to own a gun.  Let'ssee how he spins his way out of that gaffe. 

There's a battle still raging within the NRA.  Its members put Oliver North in the President's position, but he's on his way out after he alleged financial hanky-panky among it's top dogs.  Now, board member Allen West has called for executive vice president and CEO Wayne LaPierre to step down, after revealing that Wayne LaPierre and others have been free-wheeling with membership money by buying suits and taking luxury vacations.  “There is a cabal of cronyism operating within the NRA and that exists within the Board of Directors,” he wrote. “It must cease, and I do not care if I draw their angst.”  Somebody in the executive suites is not shooting straight.  In the face of growing outbursts, I'm inclined to think that where there's smoke, there's fire. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Aim high and you won't shoot your foot off." ~ Phyllis Diller

SCORE ONE FOR RELIGION

Some dissident residents of San Jacinto, Texas, have demanded that the county remove all crosses from the county courthouse.  Resident Cloresa Porter said "the devil is alive” and “political correctness is a one-way ticket to Hell."  The town turned out en masse to a hearing on the matter and the county officials voted unanimously to keep the crosses intact.  Local preacher Terry Holcomb got a standing ovation when he delivered a message to the Freedom From Religion Foundation, telling them to: “Go suck a tailpipe.”  They might burn their lips...

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With his ratings in the dumps, Bete O'Rourke is apologizing for running an "elitist" campaign and is busily re-inventing himself.  Word has it that hie is going to borrow Hillary's famous red "Reset Button."

They say New Jersey's Liberty airport in Newark is the worst one in the country.  "They" have obviously never flown trough Chicago's O'Hare.

It looks like Iran is trying to goad President Trump into war.  “Their billion[-dollar] fleet can be destroyed with one missile,” Ayatollah Tabatabai-Nejad says.  I don't think they understand that our worst enemy is actually the Democrat Party. 

Rashida Tlaib evidently doesn't like Jews.  Neither does Ilhan Omar.  But, that's all okay with Nancy Pelosi, who flatly refuses to do anything about them. In fact, Nancy even invited an anti-Israel Imam to pray in the House.  

Alyssa Milano says she's not going to have any sex as long as Georgia won't allow abortions after a heartbeat is detected.  That's bound to tick off thousands of men...

Looks as if we've heard the last of Joe Biden.  AOC has kissed him off.

Whatever happened to John Huber, the U.S. attorney out of Salt Lake City who was named by Jeff Sessions to investigate the FBI?  He's been at it for a year now, and no one has heard a peep from him.  Is he a ringer? 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
Rashida Tlaib is not an anti-Semite.  She just wants all Jews dead."  ~ The Unknown Scribbler

MODERN-DAY FUEHRERS

Fuehrers Nadler and Schiff have been stomping their jackboots down the halls of Congress in blind rages at President Trump and any creatures associated with him, all the while demanding submission to their sinister agendas of overthrowing the results of the 2016 election.  Fuehrer Schiff has threatened that unless President Trump and his administration "insolents" comply with subpoenas... assertion of Executive Privilege or not... not only will the House Gestapo seize their pay, but they'll receive hefty fines as well.  I presume the next step will be public hangings on the Capital steps, or perhaps lining their enemies up against the foundation walls of the Washington monument and whip-lashing them to death

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Why do we even allow Chinese goods into this country at all? We're perfectly capable of makingour own damned noodles. 

Two companies have vowed to not film any productions in Georgia while the state's new pro-life "heartbeat" abortion ban is in force.  Good riddance; firms with defective morals and poor judgment don't belong in Georgia... or anywhere else, for that matter.  

Word has it that we were just hours away from having our forces in the Gulf region attacked by Iran when President Trump preempted the strike by announcing he was sending an aircraft carrier group and B-52's to the area.    

I'm looking forward to seeing how the Democrat Mafia reacts when the inevitable indictments start flowing out of the Justice Department this summer.  You should stock up on toilet tissue now, because the price will undoubtedly be going up... as the House toilets flush abf flush and flush.   

It's quite possible that, if they remove all of the human dung from the streets and parks of San Francisco, the entire city will collapse into the ocean.   

Presidential candidate Spartacus Booker says any American who refuses to turn in their semi-automatic weapons will be jailed.  

Cans of cooking spray can explode and cause serious injury or death, according to a recent report.  Do the country a big favor and place one under a politician's pillow tonight.  

You'll get a charge out of this: Illinois lawmakers are in the process of raising registration fees on electric vehicles in the state to $1,000 per year.  Officials believe the legislation will raise $2.4 billion for "future projects." 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 

"There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." ~ Edmund Burke

HAS AMERICA ALREADY SURRENDERED TO ISLAM?

We're not supposed to hate, loathe, despise or even fear Muslims, but the Muslim American Society's Philadelphia chapter was caught on video last month with a group of Muslim children speaking in Arabic about beheadings of Christians and Jews.  "We will chop off their heads, and we will liberate the sorrowful and exalted Al-Aqsa Mosque," they sang.  

How did the Muslim American Society respond?  They issued a statement apologizing for not checking the contents of the video before allowing it to be uploaded.  They did not... did not... condemn the contents.  Neither did Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib or the Democrat Party. 

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On the other hand, a school principal in Pennsylvania has been ordered to never again say "God Bless America" while on school grounds.  

Just how does an illegal alien get a license to practice law in this country?

Joe Biden says we have an obligation to pay for healthcare and other benefits for illegal aliens.  Let him put HIS money where HIS mouth is.  

The illustrious Dems are at it again, this time in San Francisco where a civil rights attorney, local Democratic Party official and former San Francisco city supervisor is in hot water after repeatedly using the N-word during a public meeting last month.  And they call the rest of us "racists."  I presume she made the "niggers" sit in the back of the room? 

Never missing an opportunity to disgrace themselves, Democrats showed up at a Colorado vigil, seized control of the microphones and started talking gun control.  To their credit, (and not mentioned in the mainstream media), students got up and walked out.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"I think it's a disgrace that some would allow extreme voices in this country to erase our proud heritage." ~ Andrew Scheer
 

SEND BARR TO LEAVENWORTH

Rep. Steve Cohen threatened to have the House Sergeant at Arms find Attorney General Barr and force him to come in and sit for interrogation or to lock him up if necessary.  Having said that, Cohen is going to turn into the chicken if he doesn't live up to his threats and lock Barr up.  I don't think hot air balloon Cohen has the balls to try it.  In fact, I DARE him to try it. 

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The way Andrew Napolitano has turned left wing, one would have to think he's been bought off by George Soros, just like dozens of other have been.

The Clintons have reluctantly decided to end a 13-city speaking tour.  Not even the left-wing media is showing up.  They dropped the ticket price to $2 and still couldn't sell them.  Maybe the fact that she continues to this day to rant about President Trump "stealing" the 2016 election from her has something to do with it.  

Congress says it's going to do something about all of those robocalls we get.  The problem is, at least 60% of them involve political campaigns...

Joe Biden popped off with another bad gaffe; this raises concerns about his mental capacity to govern.  He's voiced concerns that Margaret Thatcher has told him she is worried about the impact President Trump is having on the world.  Good old Margaret died in 2013.

The two famous Muslim twits, Omar and Tlaib, are defending Hamas and the Palastinians: kill the damned Jews.  Pelosi is not doing anything about it, so I guess she agrees.  On the other hand, Iranian-born Shia Muslim Imam Mohamad Tawhidi, otherwise known as the "Imam of Peace," criticized Representatives Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib for refusing to condemn Palestinian terror groups for the onslaught of more than 700 rockets fired into Israel last weekend. Maybe Tawhidi would be a better House Speaker than Pelosi? 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
 "The only thing lower than a snake's belly is a Democrat in Congress." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

SPEAKING OF PROSTITUTES

With Attorney General William Barr now on the trail of graft, corruption, spying and crime among the Dems, damsel Kamala Harris has fired a letter off to the DOJ Inspector General demanding an investigation into whether or not President Trump ordered Barr to target Democrats.  As we say in northern California, that takes balls.  

Not to be outdone, Nancy Pelosi is warning America that President Trump will refuse to acknowledge the results if he loses in 2020.  As we say in northern California, that also takes balls.


And pundits are saying it's far more likely that you know one of those prostitutes than knowing someone who watches CNN.  

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Amidst warnings by the CDC that washing raw chicken can spread bacteria and disease, Rep. Steve Cohen is warning Attorney General William Barr not to take any more baths.  

The U.S. Navy is telling Americans that there is no way they will ever release any pictures of UFOs again.  You cannot see a picture of them; therefore, they do not exist.

If you give your wife wine before sex, you could be jailed.  Several states are in stages of enacting laws that could bring a rape charge against you if you drug your spouse before sex, which in turn causes them to be unconscious or otherwise incapacitated.  

Scientists say they have found a meteorite in Antarctica that is older than our solar system.  It's even older than Joe Biden...

It now appears that Obama and his mafia thugs were using government agencies and, possibly, foreign entities such as the Russian government to spy on the Romney campaign back in 2012... something "brilliant" Mitt has yet to figure out.    

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Why is it that there are many, many prostitutes who know politicians but... there are no politicians who admit to knowing a prostitute?" ~ The Unknown Scribbler 

"KILL THEM NOW OR KILL THEM LATER"

Democrat Alabama state Rep. John Rogers said, while debating a bill that would ban most abortions in the state, “Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or you kill them later.  You bring them in the world unwanted, unloved, you send them to the electric chair.  So, you kill them now or you kill them later.”  

Can you imagine what is going to happen when he meets God?

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Sly California tax and spend politicians want to ban the private sale of firearms and to impose a $25 tax on every sidearm and rifle sold by a dealer. 

Ilhan Omar, who says the only reason Americans don't like her is because she's Muslim, now blames the U.S. for what is happening in Venezuela. 

After seeing that no Democrat Senator could make a score against William Barr in the Senate hearings Wednesday, the House Dems decided they wanted no part of him in their Judiciary Committee Hearing scheduled for Thursday, so they went ahead and deliberately placed conditions on Barr's testimony that would cause him to decline to appear.   Then, Nadler called Barr a "chicken." 

A small handful of Republicans, led by Mitt Romney, managed to scuttle Stephen Moore's nomination to the Federal Reserve Board because they don't want Trump's fantastic economy to get any better.  

The nation's latest Spartacus, Jerry Nadler, says he will prevent President Trump from being a "dictator." 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
“This is not going to be the country of the xenophobics.  This is not going to be the country of white people.” ~ Ilhan Omar

AOC PULLS THE NEW YORK HUSTLE

Lovely Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez held a "Fun Run" last weekend to raise money for the environment... or so participants thought.  Registrants paid a $30 entry fee to help address climate change, and the $11,000 raised went... straight into AOC's campaign coffers.   She also stands accused of diverting campaign funds to her own personal use.  It's easy to tell that she's a Democrat.

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United Airlines has been caught with hidden cameras on backs of airplane seats which can be used to spy on passengers.  They have been quick to insist the cameras have never been used; if that's the case, why were they put there in the first place?  United has proven beyond all reasonable doubt by its current and past actions that it doesn't give a damn about it's paying customers.

Rod Rosenstein has resigned effective May 11.  He'll probably end up on the Board of Directors at Fox News, sitting next to his buddy Paul Ryan.

Lovely socialistic fascist Kamala Harris proclaims there is no right to work in the United States unless you belong to a union.  Does the NRA count?

Trump's campaign manager, Brad Pascale, says CNN should be embarrassed about correspondent Jim Acosta's rude shouting of questions to President Trump during the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt.  I don't think there is anything that can embarrass CNN. 

In the wake of the Poway California synagogue shooting, Sen. Diane Feinstein says enough is enough and she demands more gun control now.  She did not mention that California already has an “assault weapons” ban. Nor did she mention that California has universal background checks, which means buying any gun, whether a rifle, shotgun, or five-shot revolver, without a background check is illegal there.  Nor did she mention that California already has the toughest gun laws in the nation, meaning that nobody in that synagogue had a gun to fight back with.  Nor did she mention that she's in favor of illegal criminal aliens coming into our country and that we should be defenseless. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"I have a really close Association with Michael Bloomberg." ~ Joe Biden