THE BENEDICT ARNOLDS OF 2019

The Democrats have proven time and time again that their word is worthless and that they cannot be trusted.   Anyone thinking we should open the government before border negotiations begin has not read the Democrat Party history over the decades of prior border showdowns.  Besides, Pelosi has already said that it doesn't matter whether or not President Trump reopens the government, he still is not going to get his border wall... period.  

Obviously, Schumer and Pelosi are bound and determined to take the whole Democrat Party down the commode of fascism with them.  

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 A highly classified document has been recently uncovered which discusses and outlines the U.S. protocol for handling a potential first visit by alien beings from another solar system.  The document, obtained both by the New York Times and Buzz Feed, stipulates that any beings from another planet will immediately run for election to Congress on the Democrat tricket, (misspell intended).  

A couple staying in a Manhattan hotel committed joint suicide last Thursday after leaving behind a stack of $20 bills as a tip for the maid.  Obviously, they were not Democrats. 

I don't need to hear even one more idiot try and hype me about the Super Bowl.  I've not watched one NFL game since the unpatriotic kneeling became enshrined by the NFL brass as being acceptable behavior.  I'd rather go to a good, old-fashioned cock fight out in the desert someplace. 

A recent study found that the average car owner sleeps two and a half nights in their car, eats six entire meals in it, and has sex in it three times.  Americans also name their cars and some 40% admit to talking to their cars on a regular basis.  How do you text message a car? 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of the government in the next." ~ Abraham Lincoln