PUSH FOR NEW STATE GROWS

There are those of us in California who are sick and tired of the far-left-wing element that has seized control of our state.  The overwhelming majority of state citizens live along the coast, in San Diego, Los Angeles, Burbank, Oakland and San Francisco.  Their elected representatives simply run roughshod over the rest of the state so, for several years now, there has been a move to create a new state, the State of Jefferson, and to divorce itself from the rest of California; let them all fall off into the ocean and float far, far away. 

Now that "Moonbeam" Brown and his liberal henchmen have declared California to be a "sanctuary state," the groundswell of disenchanted citizens who think we should abide by the laws of our country is mounting a major push to get the State of Jefferson accomplished.  Since Sacramento relies on our tax money from out in the boondocks to support its largesse, they are fighting the idea tooth and nail.  Some citizens have even considered buying a few tons of gunpowder and blowing the lid off of the State Capitol, but they've come to the realization that Sacramento is not, after all is said and done, really worth the powder it would take to blow the liberals all to hell. 

Speaking of crackpots, some loving, self-described teacher named Ann took to social media shortly after the Vegas rampage to pray that only "Trumptards" got killed.  Meet the latest full-fledged member of the Kathy Griffin Fan Club. 

The number of people impacted by the Equifax breach has increased by 2.5 million.  Evidently, the only people in the country who are not impacted are members of the Black Lives Matter movement, who can't qualify for credit anyway.  

The number of calls going to Budweiser to rant and rave against its sponsorship of the NFL has gotten so enormous that it's driving company executives to drink.  


“Tom Price and the rest of the ever- swampy Trump WH is a permanent reminder of how honorable and scandal-free an administration Obama ran.” ~ Brian Fallon, spokesman for Hillary Clinton's campaign