Scientists researching Yellowstone National Park say that it could erupt again as a super-volcano much sooner than expected. If so, all of life as we know it could disappear in another volcanic winter. I presume this would include liberal Democrats. It seems to erupt every 6.5 million years or so, and last erupted 630,000 years ago. For its part, NASA is working on a way to prevent the super-volcano from destroying mankind; perhaps plugging it with Chuck Schumer's fanny would accomplish that task.
As a side note, UFO's have been spotted over the park. Yellowstone has long been a hot spot for alien sightings and enthusiasts. According to the National UFO Reporting Center, there have been hundreds of reported sightings in the state of Wyoming, going all the way back to 1871. Maybe they've decided they'd rather take a hot bath in a volcano than listen to any more bull from Congress.
Good riddance... NFL Tennessee Titan's player Rishard Mathews has issued an ultimatum: if he's forced to stand for the National Anthem, he'll quit the NFL. I hope the doors to the stadium give him a solid whack on the ass on his way out.
This explains a lot: They're now saying that the mysterious sounds aimed at the U.S. Embassy in Havana gave our people working there brain damage. Didn't Obama visit there?
The expected news story of the day is that Megyn Kelly has been destroying NBC's ratings ever since she joined the network. Isn't it poetic justice that a woman who once had her head screwed on straight and then allowed her to ratings to destroy all sense of humility is now screwing the very business that made her what she was? I wonder what all of the enemies she made going up the ladder think of her now that she's coming back down the very same ladder...
The resident idiot in the California Governor's office just signed into law a bill that says if you don't call an LGBT patient in a nursing home by the name or pronoun he prefers you can be fined $1,000 and spend a year in jail. Well, that's a violation of my Constitutional right to call the person whatever I want. Getting a quick start in that direction... Moonbeam, you're an absolute imbecile and a total jackass. It's time you moved into a nursing home.
"It seems to me that the only way to fix the problems in our government is to first require that every lawmaker and every bureaucrat have an IQ of at least 40." ~ The Unknown Scribbler
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