TODAY IS THE BIG DAY

Today is the day that Robert Mueller is going to try and fend off the wolves demanding his resignation by making public the particulars of a grand jury indictment.  Yeah, it's under a strict gag order called a "sealed" indictment, which is Washington-speak for leak at will and that, of course, is why we even know about it.  Maybe James Comey had something to do with it.  Anyway, wouldn't it be something if the indictment is against Hillary Clinton?  Eric Holder?  Loretta Lynch? Yeah, right. 

By law, everyone involved knew that all remaining JFK files were to be released last Thursday night; they knew it for 25 years.  So, the obvious question is: Why did they want until the afternoon of the day when the files were to be released to request a delay?  Especially since it's been major news for several weeks now that the documents had to be released by midnight last Thursday?  And why did they say some 32,000 files remained, and then allege somewhere around 18,000 were left?  What happened to the other 14,000?  Are they being hidden in Hillary's basement on a server?


Scientists have been all atwitter because some unidentified object from outer space flew into our solar system and passed Earth at 24 million miles and is now headed back into outer space after circling the sun.  It defies everything they understand about comets and the rest of its behavior gives them no clues.  Could it be that aliens arrived in a spaceship, took a gander at us with their binoculars and decided to get out of here ASAP, setting a course for home?  If they caught a glimpse of Maxine Waters, I could understand why.

So, this 26 year-old Michigan teacher was having sex with a student in her husband's basement man cave.  I hear Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and Bill Clinton are desperately trying to get in touch with her...

Ashamed over their increasing prices of meats, the nation's grocery stores are taking to a new slight of hand.  Take a rib steak for example, selling at $9.99 or $10.99 a pound, now being advertised in big bold red numbers at $6.99, then in small letters underneath the words "for ten ounce steak" are added.  

"The real national house of horrors is on The Hill in Washington, DC." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

IF YOU'RE INTO MATH, YOU'RE A WHITE SUPREMACIST

Mathematics is now to blame for white superiority, according to University of Illinois professor Rochelle Gutierrez. “On many levels, mathematics itself operates as Whiteness. Who gets credit for doing and developing mathematics, who is capable in mathematics, and who is seen as part of the mathematical community is generally viewed as White,” Gutierrez argued.  She also worries that algebra and geometry perpetuate privilege, fretting that “curricula emphasizing terms like Pythagorean theorem and pi perpetuate a perception that mathematics was largely developed by Greeks and other Europeans.”  I don't get her ridiculous angle. 

It looks like the "Big C," Colin Kaepernick, is going to make a bundle of money by signing a million-dollar book deal with Random House.  Now in this instance, I advocate for a huge book burning party.

Senators Bob Corker and Jeff Flake are making a lot of noise after they announced they will not run for reelection.  Only 98 more Senators to go...

A recent survey shows that 89% of Americans are upset with the way the government spends our tax money.  Evidently, the other 11% must be beneficiaries of that 89%.

I don't see the problem with all of these sexcapades in Hollywood and television.  I mean, they're all liberals aren't they?  Aren't liberals entitled to screw everybody?  Sorry there, Mr. McCain... Hope I didn't step on your toes. 

Speaking of sex, it now appears that Stephen Paddock's brother has been involved in child porn.  Wow, what a fine American family!  Plus, they say Paddock removed the hard drive from the laptop found in his Las Vegas suite.  Now, if he had the lap top there, I would have to think he needed it for something.  So, how did the hard drive get out of the room?  And what was so urgent that the Mandalay Bay security guard headed straight for Mexico?  Just askin'...


I think Hillary now has her tits in a wringer.

And speaking of tits, or the lack thereof, that fine American jewel, Kathy Griffin, appears to be in the Clinton Camp, calling 63 million of us "deplorable."  Griffin tore into the 63 million Americans who voted for Trump, blaming them for her D-list career. “These Trump folks self-identify as ‘deplorable,'” she said. “They’re psychos. They’re nuts! I don’t know what’s happening in my own country.”  That's the problem, Kathy: you see, it's not your country; it's ours.  

"God exists since mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists since we cannot prove it." ~ Andre Weil

AN AMERICAN MOMENT

While Santa Rosa's Fire Department Station 5 crew was out fighting fires, their station burned down, including the U.S. flag on the pole out front.  A fire crew from neighboring Contra Costa County brought a new flag to Station 5 and raised it up to the flagpole as a sign of support.  It should be mentioned that no one... not a single soul... was down on knees while the flag went up.

Justin Timberlake is going to do the halftime show at Super Bowl?  That's another reason I won't be watching this year.  Why don't they get Colon Kapernickel to sit on his keister and sing the Star Spangled Banner while they're at it?

Maxine Waters says she's going to "take Trump out."  I wonder what Melania has to say about that?  Maybe all three of them will go out for dinner at Denny's? 

Kathy Griffin  is evidently tossing her attorney, Lisa Bloom, out of the Kathy Griffin Fan Club and asking Bloom to refund her attorney fees.  Better be careful there, Lisa; the next thing you know, Kathy's going to be dangling your head at a press conference and it will be Donald Trump's fault. 

Hillary is using curse words again, this time to describe how she was trying to get out of attending Trump's inauguration.  And Trump was wondering who in the hell the jackass was that invited her.

How many more years do you think it will be before the mainstream media even mentions the Clinton-Russia crimes?

Mitch McConnell is now running around and gushing over how much he loves and admires President Trump.  I think some joker slipped acid into Mitch's brandy...

North Korea is preparing biological weapons for deployment in the near future, according to a study by Harvard University.  Preparations are in the works for smallpox and the plague to be used to destabilize economies and create fear among populations prior to an all-out attack.   It would be very easy to deploy such agents in South Korea.  Maybe we should infest Kim Jong-un with cockroaches first. 

I wonder how many people are going to be thanking Bowe Bergdahl for his service on Veteran's Day?  I even heard he's a nominee for the Jane Fonda Achievement Award. 

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." ~ Edward Abbey

ILLEGAL ALIEN SET CALIFORNIA WILDFIRES

It tuns out that the arsonist suspected of starting fires in California's Sonoma wine country is an illegal from Mexico who has been twice deported.  But, since California is now a "sanctuary state,"  I guess that means he can't go to jail?  ICE says they issued five retainer requests for Jesus Fabian Gonzalez in the last year alone, all of which were ignored by California law enforcement.  If you think that's wrong, you're a racist and a deplorable.  Suck it up, America; we have become our own worst enemies. 

U.S. Representative Frederica Wilson is reprehensible beyond description; she is the classic definition of "obscene," being that of having no redeeming value. I did hear through the grapevine that she's up for an honorary lifetime membership in the Kathy Griffin Fan Club. 

NFL players say they will not, repeat WILL NOT, stand for the National Anthem until Colin Kaepernick gets a job?  Let them all rot in hell... or San Francisco, whatever.

I don't see the real problem with Harvey Weinstein screwing everybody.  Congress does it every day.

Did it ever occur to you that we lived a previous life, badly misbehaved and got sent to an earth infested with Democrats?

So Robert Mueller has a reputation of being an underhanded and unscrupulous attorney?  Wow... who would have thought...?  Doesn't it tick you off that his longtime buddy Ron Rosenstein got him that job, and that Rosenstein is there because of Jeff Sessions?  And that Jeff Sessions is there because of Donald Trump?  And that Donald Trump is there because of Hillary Clinton?  Just sayin'...

Proof that Democrats have no conscience:  Republicans will occasionally cross party lines to vote what is best for America and to vote their conscience.   Democrats, however will not.

Billionaire George Soros has sunk $18 billion into his anti-gun, anti-conservative political machines.  By the looks of things in Congress, he's single-highhandedly purchased just about every politician he possibly can.  Think about what good that money would do toward caring for the poor, sick and elderly in this country.  I guess such humane ideas are not on his agenda, but we all know what is.  

Our intelligence and government law enforcement agencies community seem to be controlled by imbeciles and vermin. 

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein

JUST WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?

Samantha Power is asserting that the numerous unmasking requests attributed to her were not all by her; some were made by someone using her name.  So, having not heard, one has to ask, "Who?"  Maybe it was Barack, or Joe or.... gasp... someone in Rusia.  Surely she has to know who; otherwise, how would that "someone" know her credentials?  On the other hand, could it be that no one was asking for credentials and they were just unmasking at the drop of a hat?  No, perish the thought; Obama's administration was surely the most secure administration in American history.  Surely. 

So, Anthony Weiner's laptop had thousands of Huma Abedin's government documents on it?  You don't suppose she was saving porn pictures too, do you? Maybe they had some secret pictures of Bill and Monica... Ewww!

Poor, mistreated Colin Kaepernick; his playing record is less-than-stellar, he won't stand for the National Anthem, and now he's suing the NFL because he can't get a job.  Wah.  Not only Wah, but wah, wah... and so forth.  


Hollywood celebrities are now again bashing the NRA and concealed carry permit holders for gun crime.  I don't get it.  The rule was that nobody could carry a weapon into that Vegas concert.  So, the only guy with a gun was shooting at the disarmed attendees.  If no one at the concert was carrying a gun, how can you blame gun owners?  But, what do I know...

Bigfoot is still alive and well in northern California according to Jeffrey Gonzalez, a paranormal expert.   Several have been spotted near Avocado Lake.  “One of them, which was extremely tall, had a pig over its shoulder." Have Barack and Michelle come out of hiding?  Oh, sorry; that probably wasn't politically correct.  

Jane Fonda says she' not proud of America.  Speaking as a veteran, the feeling is mutual.  The question is: why doesn't she move, then?  Maybe she should move in with Colon Kaepernickel.

North Korea's Kim Jong-un is feeling neglected again.  The pompous little midget is just begging to start World War III... and probably will someday go totally off the rails and do it.  But, all we need to do is to go in and retrieve his little rubber ducky and that should put an end to it.   

Here we are, just a a few weeks down the road from when Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell swore on a stack of empty Bibles that they were going to skip their summer vacations if it was necessary in order to get a health care bill passed.   Having not done that, they are now promising on a stack of the same empty Bibles that they will work through their Christmas vacation if necessary to get a tax overhaul bill passed.  I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick and tired of being fed the same old bull for dinner, over and over again.  How they have the audacity to say these things and to keep a straight face amazes me. 

"Corporations and politicians cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

IS OBAMA STILL PRESIDENT?

Hawaiian Federal Judge Derrick Watson, appointed by Barack Hussein Obama, has once again ruled against a travel ban imposed by President Trump.   I believe it's the third time he's done so; the first time, he issued his ruling just hours after Obama made a special trip to Honolulu to visit him.  Just how any one Federal judge can strike down a Presidential order is beyond me; only the Supreme Court should be able to do that.  On the other hand, he's a Harvard graduate, which makes him holier than the rest of us.  

In keeping abreast of the news, I see Larry Flynt is offering up to $10 million to anyone who can provide information that will lead to Donald Trump's impeachment.  Personally, I think  it's a hustle, pardon the play on words. 

Everyone has a theory about who really killed President Kennedy.   They've been hiding thousands of documents pertaining to the investigation as being "classified" for years.  It is now possible that those documents might be released, but doubtful.  The real secret here is that Kennedy was killed as a result of a Russian-Trump conspiracy.  There you have it Hillary; now you really know for sure who to blame for the "lost" election. 

It's now known for certain that former FBI Director James Comey planned to exonerate Hillary long before his official announcement... even long before key witnesses in the matter were interviewed.  That's somewhat akin to the entire jury in a murder trial knowing the defendant is innocent even before he's been arrested.  But catch this... the vast majority of key-level FBI employees on the job when this decision was made are still there.  I don't want to say the FBI is still corrupt, but where is Mister Magoo when you really need him?

I'm no fan of Mitch McConnell, but CNN reporter Daniella Diaz crossed all lines of propriety when she mocked Donald Trump for helping McConnell up the stairs the other day; McConnell is a polio survivor.  Her behavior is about as funny as a rubber crutch, (again, pardon the play on words), but is well within the bounds of corporate policy and culture at CNN.

The F.B.I. has proven yet once again that it is corrupt to the bone.  They have long said that they had no internal documents regarding that "secret" meeting between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch on the Phoenix Airport tarmac, but have now revealed as the result of a Judicial Watch subpoena that such documents exist.  The Department of Justice is refusing to release unredacted copies of the documents; my guess is that they show the meeting was not happenstance but was, in fact, planned in advance.  They could even show the true nature of the meeting was not to discuss grand kids or golf.  Gadzooks!   

"Americans are hard working, innovative proud people who want bad government policies and high taxes to get out of the way so they can take care of their families and pursue their dreams." ~ Tim Walberg

FIRE AND BRIMSTONE IMMINENT

Scientists researching Yellowstone National Park say that it could erupt again as a super-volcano much sooner than expected.  If so, all of life as we know it could disappear in another volcanic winter.  I presume this would include liberal Democrats.  It seems to erupt every 6.5 million years or so, and last erupted 630,000 years ago.  For its part, NASA is working on a way to prevent the super-volcano from destroying mankind; perhaps plugging it with Chuck Schumer's fanny would accomplish that task.

As a side note, UFO's have been spotted over the park.  Yellowstone has long been a hot spot for alien sightings and enthusiasts. According to the National UFO Reporting Center, there have been hundreds of reported sightings in the state of Wyoming, going all the way back to 1871.  Maybe they've decided they'd rather take a hot bath in a volcano than listen to any more bull from Congress.

Good riddance... NFL Tennessee Titan's  player Rishard Mathews has issued an ultimatum: if he's forced to stand for the National Anthem, he'll quit the NFL.  I hope the doors to the stadium give him a solid whack on the ass on his way out.

This explains a lot: They're now saying that the mysterious sounds aimed at the U.S. Embassy in Havana gave our people working there brain damage.  Didn't Obama visit there?

The expected news story of the day is that Megyn Kelly has been destroying NBC's ratings ever since she joined the network.  Isn't it poetic justice that a woman who once had her head screwed on straight and then allowed her to ratings to destroy all sense of humility is now screwing the very business that made her what she was?  I wonder what all of the enemies she made going up the ladder think of her now that she's coming back down the very same ladder...

The resident idiot in the California Governor's office just signed into law a bill that says if you don't call an LGBT patient in a nursing home by the name or pronoun he prefers you can be fined $1,000 and spend a year in jail.  Well, that's a violation of my Constitutional right to call the person whatever I want.  Getting a quick start in that direction... Moonbeam, you're an absolute imbecile and a total jackass.   It's time you moved into a nursing home.

"It seems to me that the only way to fix the problems in our government is to first require that every lawmaker and every bureaucrat have an IQ of at least 40."  ~ The Unknown Scribbler

SUPPOSITION 101

Supposing this Pakistani I.T. guy Awan who worked for Congress for all of that time installed secret "back door" connections into the Congressional I.T. system.  That would enable Pakistan, Russia or anyone else who knew of the "back doors" to have unfettered access into the system right now as you are reading this, and well into the future.  But, of course, Congress is smart enough to take a long, hard look at the system to make sure that couldn't happen... aren't they?  I mean... just saying.  Oh... I forgot about the DNC not wanting anyone to look at their computers; especially the FBI. Remember that?  Again, just sayin' and not trying to be sarcastic or anything like that.  Not me.  No ma'am.

Who the hell is Harvey Weinstein? 

Now that the bottom line of the NFL teams is being affected and Roger Goodell's fanny is finally and squarely on the fire, he's come out with a statement that says NFL players "should" stand during the National Anthem.  There's really no need to stress about it, Roger; we get your gist.  And a reminder to all veterans and Americans who support our country, our flag and our anthem; national plans for a Sunday, November 12th Veteran's Day Weekend boycott of NFL games are still in effect.  Maybe Roger and his players "should" stand for that. Word has it that even Kathy Griffin doesn't want them in her fan club. 

Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill is pandering to the Native American vote; she wants to change the name of Columbus Day to "Indigenous People's Day."   If she had bothered to look into the situation before opening her flap trap, she would have realized that Native American tribes have taken it upon themselves to recognize Native American Day and/or American Indian Day for many moons now.   Perhaps she should have checked with "Pocahontas" Warren first. 

Most conspiracy theories being floated about the Las Vegas Massacre aren't worth the time of day.  One  theory is being hugely suppressed, but it does bear looking at: Paddock, the shooter, had been radicalized to Islam and the Vegas authorities are covering that fact up because  they don't want tourism to Vegas casinos to be adversely affected by fear of another I.S.I.S. attack.  I would guess if that is the case, they're willing to take a roll of the dice on getting caught. 

By the way and speaking of Indians and massacres, the fake media and press keep referring to the Vegas shooting as the biggest single massacre in America since the Civil War.  Actually, there was the Bear River Massacre near Preston, Idaho in 1863 where our soldiers killed more than 250 Native Americans on a cold January morning.  How quickly we conveniently forget. 

Finally and speaking of Friday the 13th... Happy Birthday to Jerry Jones.  

"We know of every massacre that has taken place close to the present, but the ones in the distant past are like trees falling in the forest with no one to hear them." ~ Steven Pinker

NORTH KOREA GETS THE LAST LAUGH

While Trump & Company have been making a whole lot of noise about how they're going to deal with the North Korean midget brigade, Kim Jong-un has been laughing his buns off.  It turns out that North Korea has hacked into top secret plans for South Korea and the United States to deal with the nuclear threat.   Rhee Cheol-hee, a lawmaker in South Korea, confirmed the data breach to the BBC. The hack consisted of 235 gigabytes of military documents and about 80 percent of what was stolen hasn’t been identified. 

Republican Senator Bob Corker has announced he's not going to run for reelection.  Like that's a big wah?  He and the rest of the Republican and Democrat establishment swamp should have left a long, long time ago.  Our Congress has become like one big cock fight.  Shakespeare said that all of the world is but a stage and all of the people are nothing more than actors, but those actor dudes are all burning the stage beneath their feet.   Good move there, Bob; take a kneel for the NFL.

Hey, fellow Californians!  How does it feel to be a sanctuary state?   Be sure to welcome all of those illegal alien felons who will soon be moving in.  And Sacramento wants us to give up our guns? 

Where's Nancy Pelosi going to get her whine if all of California's wineries burn up? 

Since the Republicans are already saying they won't get any tax reform legislation done this year, you know what that means: it'll be another damned boondoggle just like health care reform.  Maybe we should send a bunch of hookers up to The Hill to teach them all how to unzip their pants?

The real reason Mitch McConnell doesn't play golf is that it takes balls.

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a Member of Congress; but, I repeat myself." ~ Mark Twain

ABOUT COLUMBUS DAY...

Yes, it's a national holiday.  It's one of those days during the year when we pay extra-special respect to our flag and what it represents. 

If you want to disrespect it, then be like Columbus and get on a boat and go sailing... far, far away.  

Let's see how much of your bullshit they put up with in Venezuela, North Korea, China, Russia or Iran. 

TRUMP BECOMES LEFT-WING PUPPET

Donald J. Trump is now President of the United States in name only; he is simply a front man, a puppet for the left-wing's new high potentate... Robert Mueller. 

That's correct: Robert Mueller is now in charge.  As a result of the President's pardon of Joe Arpaio, Mueller, whose task was originally supposed to only be to investigate "collusion" with Russia, has now hired another Democrat operative to his team with the specific job of finding a way to rescind that pardon.  Mueller seems to believe that only he, the Special Counsel, has the right to determine what the President can and cannot do. And Congress, the entire body of which is controlled by that same left wing, is allowing Mueller to become the self-appointed arbiter of presidential powers. 

Unconfirmed reports are that Mueller has sent President Trump a terse memo directing that, from now on, all Executive Orders must first be reviewed and initialed personally by Mueller.  The President must also obtain permission from Mueller's office before signing any legislation or making public any policy decisions.  Mueller's memo was accompanied by ten cases of soiled toilet tissue.

On another affront to American sanity, one has to wonder how many of Steve Paddock's weapons were purchased at a gun show and whether or not he had a concealed weapons permit and complied with federal and state laws when he transported them to the Mandalay Bay suite.  Had he taken the mandated gun safety courses and were his ammunition purchases all from licensed ammo shops?  If not, then Congress must immediately pass a new law requiring anybody who has a gun in his possession to abide by all of the laws.  Such a law will undoubtedly stop any criminal from pulling a trigger until his attorney issues a notarized statement of compliance. 

North Korea's Kim Dung-ung is evidently upset that he is being upstaged by the shooting in Las Vegas and the recent hurricanes.  He's been holed up in his palace bathtub playing with his rubber duckies, among other things. 

Viewership of NFL games continues to plummet while players and the league continue to show blatant disrespect for our flag and national anthem.  The only people watching these days are those who tune in to see what dumb sideline moves the players are going to make next and, as could be expected, those who also don't give a damn about our country.  (I apologize for bringing Paul Ryan into the conversation).  

PUSH FOR NEW STATE GROWS

There are those of us in California who are sick and tired of the far-left-wing element that has seized control of our state.  The overwhelming majority of state citizens live along the coast, in San Diego, Los Angeles, Burbank, Oakland and San Francisco.  Their elected representatives simply run roughshod over the rest of the state so, for several years now, there has been a move to create a new state, the State of Jefferson, and to divorce itself from the rest of California; let them all fall off into the ocean and float far, far away. 

Now that "Moonbeam" Brown and his liberal henchmen have declared California to be a "sanctuary state," the groundswell of disenchanted citizens who think we should abide by the laws of our country is mounting a major push to get the State of Jefferson accomplished.  Since Sacramento relies on our tax money from out in the boondocks to support its largesse, they are fighting the idea tooth and nail.  Some citizens have even considered buying a few tons of gunpowder and blowing the lid off of the State Capitol, but they've come to the realization that Sacramento is not, after all is said and done, really worth the powder it would take to blow the liberals all to hell. 

Speaking of crackpots, some loving, self-described teacher named Ann took to social media shortly after the Vegas rampage to pray that only "Trumptards" got killed.  Meet the latest full-fledged member of the Kathy Griffin Fan Club. 

The number of people impacted by the Equifax breach has increased by 2.5 million.  Evidently, the only people in the country who are not impacted are members of the Black Lives Matter movement, who can't qualify for credit anyway.  

The number of calls going to Budweiser to rant and rave against its sponsorship of the NFL has gotten so enormous that it's driving company executives to drink.  


“Tom Price and the rest of the ever- swampy Trump WH is a permanent reminder of how honorable and scandal-free an administration Obama ran.” ~ Brian Fallon, spokesman for Hillary Clinton's campaign

 

TENNESSEE TITANS: UP YOURS, SPORTS FANS

If you don't like how the NFL is dealing with respect for the flag and anthem, stay home.  That's what tight end Delanie Walker, (and I mean really tight), had to say last Thursday.  Several team members seemed to echo Walker's sentiment: “And the fans that don’t want to come to the game? I mean, OK. Bye. I mean, if you feel that’s something, we’re disrespecting you, don’t come to the game. You don’t have to. No one’s telling you to come to the game. It’s your freedom of choice to do that.”

The new strategy?  It's going ahead and standing up, linking arms in solidarity and refusing to place their hands over their hearts.  Can't fire them for refusing to stand, right?  But, it's an in-your-face show down... them against us.  If we don't like it, T.S.  As far as I'm concerned, they can all sit their happy asses on the curbs and gutters of Puerto Rico and flip off whoever they want.  They've all obviously made enough money that they don't give a damn what we think.  There's even talk that the NFL will quit playing the National Anthem altogether; that'll surely show us a thing or two.  Maybe they should all join the Kathy Griffin Fan Club.

REALLY HOT NEWS: Some six months after the fact, Tokyo Electric Power has announced radioactive water is leaking from the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant.  Since they say it poses no significant risks, one had to wonder why it took this long to report it.  Could it be that they wanted so sell off some stock ownership first?  Ask Equifax.

WORD HAS IT: Democrats eat crow more than any other meat.  

YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING: If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, then it must be Kim Jong-un?  

SPEAKING OF DIMWITS AND KATHY GRIFFIN... She says our reaction to her Trump beheading photo was overblown and out of proportion, and "I will openly accuse the President of the United States of human rights violations."  Maybe she should consider drug rehab.  

"If you are tired of partisanship over patriotism, you need to vote for a change in direction." ~ Jennifer Granholm