Tuesday, February 3, 2015

COMCAST GETS CRAPPY



Lisa Brown was having financial difficulties and decided to take steps to lower her cable bill.  Her next invoice was sent to “Asshole Brown.” 

COMMENTS:
Comcast is not the only U.S. business to hold a less-than-nice view of its customers without which they would not exist.  To be fair about it, Comcast has since confirmed the incident and refunded the couple for the past two years of service, in addition to two additional years of service at no charge.  But, they obviously foster this type of attitude among their employees and should therefore be held accountable.  Comcast customers should move their TV sets closer to their commodes. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I have a friend who is a British citizen who has been jumping through hoops and hurdles for several years now trying to get a permanent visa to the U.S. so he can start studying for his citizenship and operate a business.  He is very upset about the illegals and Obama’s executive amnesty plan.  He claims his is disillusioned in that America has become corrupt and in many ways less free than some European countries.  How do I counter that?  (Betsy ~ Mobile, AL)
A. You are asking me to help you to deceive the guy when the reality is… he is correct.  Tell him to start studying Spanish, sneak across the border and register as a Democrat, after which he will be rewarded with freebees beyond his wildest dreams. 

Q. What do you think of Loretta Lynch for Attorney General?  (Gordy ~ Scottsdale, Z)
A. Eric Holder in a skirt; she’s said little to differentiate herself from him.  Will she continue to stonewall on Benghazi, the I.R.S. targeting probe and so on and on and on?  Or will she cave in and give the office of Attorney General some respect?  Somebody in Congress should have water-boarded her. 

Q. There’s been a lot of speculation; will Bergdahl ever be charged with desertion?  (Kyle ~ Lemon Grove, CA)
A. Possibly, but look for a suspended sentence or a presidential pardon.  You see, if you screw up really bad, you are highly qualified to fit right into Obama’s regime.  Am I correct, Mr. Sharpton? 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Always mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy if possible.” ~ Stonewall Jackson

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