Tuesday, December 30, 2014

OBAMA TO AMERICA: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU WANT



According to CNSNEWS.COM, Emperor Obama has announced that he has a veto pen and he intends to use it against the Republicans. 

COMMENTS:
There now, Americans, he doesn’t give a hoot about who you elected to represent your wishes in Congress.  He’s in charge and he will have things his way whether you like it or not.  Furthermore, as he would say, “Period; up yours and Happy New Year from Honolulu.

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Do you think it is possible for something to travel faster than the speed of light?  (Brent ~ Taos, NM)
A. Have you ever seen an angry woman with a cleaver in her hand chasing a cheating husband down the street?  Remember when the whole world thought the earth was flat?  Remember when they were saying nothing could travel faster than the speed of sound?  Remember when they discovered nature’s smallest particle, the atom?  In short, yes I do believe it is possible to travel faster than the speed of light.

Q. Did Obama actually kick a wedding off the Kaneohe Klipper Golf Course in Hawaii so he could play a round of golf?  (Phyllis ~ Oxnard, CA)
A. Yes.  The wedding couple had to scramble to find another venue and I hope Obama spent half the day in sand traps and water hazards. One thing for certain… he didn’t run out of balls.   

Q. Has Al Sharpton been getting death threats?  (Paul ~ Provo, UT)
A. Quite a few, from what he claims; he says it’s a result of right-wing people blaming him for the recent cop shootings in New York.  Maybe he should hire some retired cops from the Ferguson Police Department for protection.  They could make a movie about this; we’ll call it “Desperado.” 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.” ~ John Adams

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