According to CNSNEWS.COM,
Emperor Obama has announced that he has a veto pen and he intends to use it
against the Republicans.
COMMENTS:
There now, Americans, he doesn’t give a hoot about who you
elected to represent your wishes in Congress.
He’s in charge and he will have things his way whether you like it or
not. Furthermore, as he would say, “Period;
up yours and Happy New Year from
Honolulu."
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Do you think it is possible for something to travel
faster than the speed of light? (Brent ~
Taos, NM)
A. Have you ever seen an angry woman with a cleaver in her
hand chasing a cheating husband down the street? Remember when the whole world thought the
earth was flat? Remember when they were
saying nothing could travel faster than the speed of sound? Remember when they discovered nature’s
smallest particle, the atom? In short,
yes I do believe it is possible to travel faster than the speed of light.
Q. Did Obama actually kick a wedding off the Kaneohe Klipper
Golf Course in Hawaii so he could play a round of golf? (Phyllis ~ Oxnard, CA)
A. Yes. The wedding
couple had to scramble to find another venue and I hope Obama spent half the
day in sand traps and water hazards. One thing for certain… he didn’t run out
of balls.
Q. Has Al Sharpton been getting death threats? (Paul ~ Provo, UT)
A. Quite a few, from what he claims; he says it’s a result
of right-wing people blaming him for the recent cop shootings in New York. Maybe he should hire some retired cops from
the Ferguson Police Department for protection.
They could make a movie about this; we’ll call it “Desperado.”
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one
useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.” ~ John Adams
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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