“Retiring” Massachusetts Congressman Barney "Frankfarter” has
told his Governor that he wants Senator John Kerry’s Senate seat; Kerry has
been nominated for Secretary of State. “A
month ago, or a few weeks ago, I said I wasn’t interested,” Frank remarked. “It
was kind of like you’re about to graduate, and they said: ‘You gotta go to
summer school.’ But [the fiscal cliff deal] now means that February, March and
April are going to be among the most important months in American financial
history.”
COMMENTS:
Here’s the guy, who along with Charles Dodd, presided over
the worst housing crisis in American history.
They were solely to blame for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and hundreds of
thousands of foreclosures. And he wants
to be there in the middle of “the most important months in American financial
history?” Isn’t this
just going to be a gay old time!
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Don’t you agree that tougher gun laws will reduce gun
violence? (Sami ~ Huntington Beach, CA)
A. Absolutely not.
Chicago has some of the toughest gun laws in the U.S. Yet, Chicago leads the nation in gun-related
violence. Handguns there are rarely
purchased through legal channels. The
hoods recognize that most Chicagoans cannot legally own guns, so they have less
fear of doing crimes with their own guns.
FBI stats reflect that the lowest percentages of crime occur in areas
where gun ownership laws are the most liberal.
Q. I read that Nancy Pelosi arranged for the Democratic
women of Congress to appear on the Capitol steps for a photo op, but four didn’t
show up. So she ordered that he photo be
retouched, adding the four into the photo. How phony can you get? (Wanda ~
Fairfield, CA)
A. Nancy wanted the photo to be perfect to the nth
degree. She will lie, cheat and steal in
order to maintain appearances. Isn’t she
so anal? Wouldn’t you just love to have
her for your mother-in-law?
Q. I heard on the news that the fiscal crisis legislation
just signed into law was loaded with special tax breaks for “favored” businesses. Most of those affected gave heavily to Obama’s
reelection campaign. Isn’t this a
violation of the law? (Penelope ~
Oswego, OR)
A. Yes, it is. But,
Obama was reelected; he doesn’t have
to comply with the law, remember?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“In a state where corruption abounds, laws
must be very numerous.” ~ Tacitus
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