There’s a rumbling in the domestic spy circles that we are in imminent danger of terrorist acts on our homeland. Some conclusions by counter-terrorism experts are so explosive that the WASHINGTON POST has refused to print them.
COMMENTS:
Don’t worry: Obama has everything under control. He’s cool, man, cool. As a matter of fact, he just recently said
that Muslims have the same desire for peace as we do. So, don’t sweat it; Obama has never told a
lie.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Col. Ralph Peters on Fox News really rips Obama, calling
him the worst President in history. What
say you? (Arlie ~ Albuquerque, NM)
A. That’s what you get when you vote for a good looking,
smooth talking Black Democrat who wants to change everything about us, instead
of voting for someone who has an education, who is a patriot, who understands
sound management principles and who puts the well-being of the country first...
regardless of color. Those who perpetrated
this sham upon the country should be sought out, identified, and
pilloried.
Q. Now that I.S.I.S. has what appears to be more highly
enriched uranium than we thought, do they have the ability to put together a
dirty nuke against Israel? (Myron ~
Rocklin, CA)
A. I don’t think so, but Iran could, especially with a
little help from North Korea. Now, how
do they deliver it? I think an Iranian
missile might be able to reach Israel, but I don’t know about the accuracy. A missile from Syria could probably deliver
the payload. Two camels from Palestine
could definitely do the job.
Q. Harry Reid claims the Mexican border is secure. Where does he get his information? (Mandie ~ Eureka, NV)
A. Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Whatshername Schultz. He has also been known to smoke Nevada
sagebrush, after which he occasionally straddles a fence and bays at the
moon.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“There are three kinds of men: the one that learns by
reading; the few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” ~
Will Rogers
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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