Have you ever considered that, if you were in an automobile traveling at the speed of light, there is not a cop in the country who could catch you except, of course, in Bend, Oregon?
Did you know that more than 68% of the people drawing Social Security benefits are American citizens?
Has it ever occurred to you that a politician can change his opinion on any given subject in the same sentence; really skilled ones can change their positions several times in just one word?
Have you ever wondered what a famous politician would be doing alone in a hotel room with a masseuse at 2:00 AM?
If 2 million or more gallons of oil can leak from a well in the ocean for 100 or more days, how can you make it disappear overnight? Haven’t you ever heard of Houdini, the President?
You know why Hurricane Earl skipped Washington, D.C.? Blowhards don’t like to be seen with blowhards.
Since you may have to make the choice, would you prefer a Mosque at the site of the World Trade Center or the holding of the trial of Khalid Sheik Mohamed there?
If the Muslims want to take over this country, all they have to do is close all of the gas stations and convenience stores.
Once you get everybody onto unemployment, the numbers of people signing up for unemployment will decrease.
Don’t you wonder how you can tie your shoes or send text messages without the benevolent help of Nancy and Harry?
Those are important questions which arise when you live on a mountain.
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