BLOOMBERG NOW TICKS OFF NATIVE AMERICANS

It’s not enough that New York Mayor’s endorsement of a Muslim Mosque had ticked off 80% of Americans; now he has alienated Native Americans as well. In a conversation last week with Governor David Patterson, the subject of the Senecas and cigarette taxes arose. Bloomberg told Patterson, “You know, get yourself a cowboy hat and a shotgun. If there’s ever a great video, it’s you standing in the middle of the New York State Thruway saying, you know, ‘Read my lips – the law of the land is this, and we’re going to enforce the law.’” The image of cowboys and Indians all over again stirred the Senecas to file a human rights violation and a hate crime complaint with local, state and international bodies against Bloomberg for making “derogatory racial statements” against the nation and its citizens.

COMMENTS:
Bloomberg should pack up his money and leave the country. He’s an ugly, hateful man who obviously enjoys pissing off the world.

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. If the Iranian reactor is designed only to produce electricity, why aren’t there any power lines leading away from it? (Reggie ~ Van Nuys, CA)
A. I don’t know, I haven’t seen any photos. Maybe they are going underground with the lines? They are very, very advanced, you know. (Please pass the gray poop-on.)

Q. Just what do Tea Parties really stand for, anyway? (Angelina ~ Waco, TX)
A. They want the government and rest of the country to comply with our Constitution; they want a smaller federal government and the restoration of states’ rights; they want to contain government spending and reduce taxes; they want people to have individual rights, responsibility for their actions and, above all, integrity. No wonder Team Pelosi hates their guts.

Q. I’ve seen you use the terminology “Chairman Barack” many times. What’s up with that? (Midge ~ Round Mountain, CA)
A. Well, Chairman Mao is dead and some left-wing extremist has to carry his torch. Obama seems to me to be doing a pretty good job of that.

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.” ~ Joseph Stalin

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=308YyzbKoMs&feature=related