THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!

Adam Schiff, waving his hands in fright and despair, asserted Wednesday in the Senate Impeachment Hearings that the Russians are bound to attack the United States if Trump remains in office.  Let's all hope that Schiffsky suffers from a bad dose of the trotskies.

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You never know where Pete Buttigieg is going to show up.  Reports are that a goat with a human-like face has been born in India.

Mickey Bloomberg is going to ride in in his black Rolls Royce limousine and get your guns!

Pocahontas was a Republican until she lost twelve jobs because she was pregnant. 

How come no one's talking about asking for Joe Biden's tax returns?

Co-workers of the "whistle blower" say the heard him plotting on how to get President Trump back in early 2017.

Hunter Biden is about to be charged with contempt of court for flatly refusing to disclose his financial information to the attorneys for the mother of his love child.  

An angry dad who worked two jobs and scrimped and saved so he could send his daughter to college asked Pocahontas if he would get his money back when she forgives student loans.  "Of course not," she smiled.  "So, I get screwed for doing the right thing?"  Well, you know very well what she did next: she turned her attention to someone else. 

Another lie from Schiff, as he promised not to speak for more than 10 minutes on Wednesday and then proceeded to hog the podium for more than two hours.  Evidently, the Dems think they can win this impeachment by filibustering. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
The Dems' impeachment case is more flimsy than Pamela Anderson's nightgown." ~ The Unknown Scribbler