Tuesday, March 14, 2017

CHILD SEX DOLLS FOR PEDOPHILES?



The Sexpo Foundation in Finland wants to use child-like sex dolls in a bid to stop pedophiles from abusing real life children.  Norwegian cops revealed they are increasingly seizing creepy child-like sex dolls, mostly made in Hong Kong; more than 20 have been impounded by customs officials in the past six months.  Child sex dolls are banned in Norway.  Norway’s National Criminal Investigation Service says those who have ordered the dolls are men aged between 18 and 60. Some of the men have been convicted of sexual offenses against children in the past, according to an article in THE SUN.

COMMENTS:
It naturally follows that you treat alcoholics by giving them artificial booze bottles and you treat bank robbers by giving them toy guns and telling them to rob cardboard boxes.  How do we get off this crazy planet? 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What is your biggest concern about the new health care bill?  (Gideon ~ Lancaster, PA)
A. The bum's rush.  We’re getting the exact same run-around that Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Hussein gave us in 2009 and 2010.  And although a recent poll by Huffington Post shows only 27% think the new bill will be an improvement, nobody in the Administration is talking about what Americans think, just about what Trump and Ryan want.  If this isn’t almost a word-by-word replay of the Obama regime, I don’t know what is.  And frankly, I’m very upset about it. 

Q. Are you worried about revelations that the government spy agencies have the ability to record your conversations through your smart phones, smart T.V.s and other toys?  (Victoria ~ Burbank, CA)
A. Just imagine this: Suppose you misdial a phone number and happen to call a Russian operative.  As a result, the FBI starts listening in to your house, car, and whatever else they can.  In the process, they discover that you are having an extra-marital affair and they start bugging your sex partner.  As you can see, this story can go on and on, and the net can grow larger and larger.  People you have never heard of could be under surveillance because you simply misdialed a number.  Maybe that’s what happened to Trump. 

Q. Can you tell me a little bit about North Korea and how it got separated from South Korea?  (Bill ~ McArthur, CA)
A. Korea was ruled by Japan from 1910 until the closing days of World War II. In August 1945, the Soviet Union declared war on Japan, as a result of an agreement with the United States, and liberated Korea north of the 38th parallel. U.S. forces subsequently moved into the south. By 1948, as a product of the Cold War between the Soviet Union and the United States, Korea was split into two regions, with separate governments.  North Korea invaded South Korea in 1950; the U.S. stood behind South Korea and China stood behind North Korea.  That war has never officially ended; an armistice was declared in 1953 with a wide, unoccupied border long the 38th parallel.  Since then, North Korea has continually rattled its sabers and threatened to resume the war.  The current Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-Un, and his now-deceased father, Kim Il-Sung, have ruled North Korea with iron fists and growing military might, threatening the U.S., Japan and South Korea.  The U.S. has tried on numerous occasions to get China to calm North Korea down, to no avail.                      

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“We have it; the smoking gun.  The evidence.  The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq.  There’s just one problem; it’s in North Korea.” ~ Jon Stewart

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Monday, March 13, 2017

MCCAIN TO TRUMP ON WIRETAPS: PROVE IT, OR ELSE!



Over the weekend, Arizona Senator John McCain fired off at the White House about Trump’s allegations that Obama wire-tapped his Trump Tower offices, warning Trump had better damned-well prove it or retract his statements.  "This is serious stuff, if true, or the allegation is left out there, it undermines the confidence the American people have in the environment."

COMMENTS:
What does wire-tapping have to do with the environment?  I think McCain has finally slipped a cog or two. McCain is the U.S. Senator here; if he doubts Trump’s word, it seems to me that a man of his immense standing as an American Viet Nam war hero and government prowess should have the ability to prove that Trump is wrong.  So, why doesn’t he quit his incessant yapping and do something about it?  Or could it be that he is the one full of hot air? 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Do you have any thoughts on O.J. Simpson getting released?  (Char ~ Logan, UT)
A. I wonder if his white Bronco will be waiting for him. 

Q. Everyone else has an opinion; what’s yours on the firing of the 47 U.S. Attorneys?  (Mel ~ Paradise, CA)
A. The Russians were behind it.   

Q. Health Secretary Tom Price says no one will be worse off financially under RyanCare.  Your response?  (Spike ~ Corvallis, OR)
A. Nobody will be better off, either, and that’s what is killing our economy and out pocketbooks right now… the horrendous costs of health care and medical insurance.  This bullshit has to stop, and giving mere lip service to the issue is not the way to accomplish that. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.” ~ Democritus

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  (Now you know)

Friday, March 10, 2017

ILLEGAL BORDER CROSSINGS PLUMMET



Since Donald Trump took the oath of January 20th, illegal border crossings have dropped by over 40%, according to a report in NEWSMAX.COM.  

COMMENTS:
I wonder who the Democrats are going to get to vote for them in 2018. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Where’s Huma Abedin these days?  (Myrtle ~ Escondido, CA)
A. Just as Valerie Jarrett has moved in with the Obamas, so it seems has Huma Abedin moved back into Hillary’s empire in Chappaquiddick.  It appears that Hillary is still in denial and has decided that she can win the presidency regardless of her endless litany of crime, grime and corruption.  She fully intends to have full and undeniable control of the Democrat Party by the time mid-terms come around in 2018.  I wonder if she’ll choose Pocahontas as her running mate. 

Q. I heard that some woman protestor proclaimed that women give birth to half of the nation.  Who gives birth to the other half?  (Liam ~ Tempe, AZ)
A. Judging by the makeup of the Democrat and Progressive movements, jackasses.   

Q. The CEO of the Walt Disney Company has the unmitigated gall to say that their networks, ABC and ESPN, are not left-leaning?  (Isabella ~ Park City, UT)
A. Obviously, he’s embarrassed to admit it.  He was speaking at a Board of Directors meeting and was evidently getting hammered by those asking about declining revenues.   

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Being in denial does not necessarily refer to being being in Egypt.” ~ The Unknown Scribbler

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Thursday, March 9, 2017

OBAMA FURIOUS AT TRUMP



Barack Hussein Obama is madder than a wet peacock at President Trump over Trump’s wiretapping allegations. 

COMMENTS:
That just makes me so…. giddy. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. How can I “debug” my house so that no one can possibly listen in?  (Clemmie ~ Richmond, CA)
A. Disconnect your electricity and remove all batteries from all of your devices.  Then, just to make sure they are not listening with an instrument that measures vibrations from your window panes, flush the toilet or fart loudly every time you have something to say. 

Q. I understand that the White House Press Corps is now angry at Trump because he’s doing so much that they can’t keep up with him.  I guess that means they are demanding that he slow down.  What do you think?  (Wagner ~ Prescott, AZ)
A. Maybe they should get into a different vocation, like cleaning out the stalls in a horse ranch for example.   

Q. How is the Democrat and liberal boycott of Ivanka Trump’s line of clothing doing?  (Lenny ~ Phenix City, AL)
A. Sales are going through the roof.  I would guess that average Americans prefer to shop in the Ivanka section because they know they won’t run into any liberals there.   

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Italians are fantastic people, really.  They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.” ~ Don Rickles

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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

IS IRAN PROVOKING WAR?



Several high-speed attack boats belonging to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps came within 600 yards of a formation of U.S. and British ships in the Strait of Hormuz Saturday.  Attempts were made to communicate over radio, but there was no response and the interaction was “unsafe and unprofessional.”  The encounter came just two days after an Iranian navy frigate came within 150 yards of the U.S.N.S. Invincible in the Gulf of Oman, just south of the Strait of Hormuz.

COMMENTS:
These games of “chicken” have every possibility of someone getting fired upon and a resulting skirmish that could get a ship or two sunk.  I’m inclined to think we should just go take out their nuclear facilities right now and preempt some of this bull.   

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. How did Trump find out about the wiretaps at Trump Towers?  (Sondra ~ Corpus Christ, TX)
A. I would have to think that he has had his own security detail to conduct electronic “sweeps” of his office looking for “bugs” and that they discovered something besides cockroaches. 

Q. Is it true that a Wisconsin family is being denied the right to sell their property?  (Stu ~ Albany, OR)
A. Yes.  They own two separate but adjoining pieces of property.  One piece, the piece they are trying to sell, has nothing on it.  The State of Wisconsin says that the adjacent land with a cabin on it is too close to a nearby waterway and the cabin must be removed if they want to sell the vacant lot.  “Regulations,” they say.   Obviously, the regulations were written after the cabin was built and the family has been paying separate taxes on separate lots, so the one with the cabin on it should have no bearing on the other lot anyway.  But a state law passed in 1975 allows the county and the state to combine the two separate pieces of land for regulatory purposes if they have a common owner.  There’s always a catch when the government wants to screw somebody, isn’t there?  

Q. Some American Legion members were told they couldn’t enter a restaurant because their American Legion vests were gang symbols? (Pierre ~ Burley, ID)  
A. Correct.  Dave and Busters Restaurant in Kentwood, Michigan said the American Legion Riders vests had patches of the American flag, the Prisoner of War flag and a bald eagle, all evidently offensive to their other restaurant patrons.  What has this country come to? 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Regulation creates a moral hazard.” ~ P.J. O’Rourke

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