North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il has proclaimed that North Korea
is prepared to use a nuclear weapon against Washington D.C. and Seoul turning
both cities into a “heap of ashes.”
COMMENTS:
Will somebody please pony up some money and send him a case
of Ex-Lax?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I hear Clinton showed up to give a speech wearing a heavy
overcoat on a hot, sweltering day in Nantucket.
What do you suppose is up with that?
(Violet ~ Georgetown, TX)
A. Maybe she’s been getting the “cold shoulder?” Or, maybe
she’s finally gone all of the way around the bend? Or, maybe she’s hiding a defibrillator under
the overcoat?
Q. Germany is warning citizens to stockpile food and water in
case they have more terrorist attacks?
That’s scary. (Buster ~
Lancaster, CA)
A. Germany is full of Muslims with more moving in daily from
the war-torn regions of Syria and Iran. We
should take heed; we’re exposing ourselves to the same, thanks to Hussein in
the White House.
Q. I thought the Email scandal was over; now the F.B.I. says
it has just found 15,000 more of them that were previously undisclosed. How can there be so many? (Burt ~ Sparks, NV)
A. I’m inclined to think they weren’t all hers, that some
were Huma Abedin’s, Cheryl Mills’ etc.
It sure is a mystery to me, however, that after a year or so of 127+
F.B.I. agents investigating her, these Emails were not “discovered” until after
Comey let her off the hook. They must
have been hidden in her bidet.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“If at first you don’t succeed, corrupt and corrupt again.”
~ The Unknown Scribbler
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