Wednesday, June 14, 2017

“JULIUS CAESAR” IS EPITOME OF LIBERALISM

The Public Theater is refusing to back down after backlash over its production of “Julius Caesar” that portrays a Donald Trump-like dictator in a business suit with a long tie who gets knifed to death onstage.  American Express is backing away from sponsoring the show and Delta Airlines and the Bank of America have both pulled totally out. 

COMMENTS:
And, of course, we taxpayers unknowingly forked out millions of dollar to support this atrocity. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I don’t think Trump should testify before Congress, but if he does how do you expect he will be treated?  (Angie ~ Redding, CA)
A. Like the proverbial turd in a punch bowl. 

Q. I heard CNN just stepped into the bucket of s**t again.  What was it this time?  (Cornwall ~ Denver, CO)
A. They were broadcasting Tuesday morning’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearings when Sen. Lindsey Graham raised concerns that Special Counsel Robert Mueller had hired a former Clinton Foundation attorney to assist with the probe into alleged Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.  CNN immediately cut the feed.  They just can’t keep themselves for showing the world that they are owned lock, stock and barrel by the Clinton Democrats. 

Q. I understand that Kellogg’s is in even deeper financial crisis than originally thought and may cut 11,000 jobs? (Wendy ~ Oceanside, CA)   
A. Their sales have been sinking ever since they pulled their advertising from BREITBART.COM.  There have also been widespread allegations of racism toward its factory workers, profiting from the use of child labor, along with close ties to radical anti-American billionaire George Soros and hate group Black Lives Matter.

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Pay attention; don’t let life go by you.  Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld

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Tuesday, June 13, 2017

OH MY GOD! THERE ARE NO TAPES!



The Secret Service has responded to a FOIA request regarding Trump’s conversations with James Comey by saying there are no recordings. 

COMMENTS:
If you will recall correctly, the verbiage in Trump’s tweet that started all of this nonsense was: "Comey better hope that there are no 'tapes' of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!" Trump has never said there were recordings.  This news should get Chuck the Schmuck’s bowels in an uproar…

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. How do you feel about Bernie Sanders calling the Democratic Party an absolute failure?  (Marnie ~ Ferndale, WA)
A. I can’t criticize the man for telling the truth. Personally, I think most of them suffer from a bad case of jock itch. 

Q. Any thoughts on Melania on Barron Trump having moved into the White House? (Bridget ~ Anderson, CA)  
A. The left-wing liberals will now start complaining about the additional cost of electricity and food.   

Q. UFO researchers near Boston say they spotted mysterious “orbs” while lost in the woods.  I’ve heard stories of “orbs” and “saucers” for years.  What’s your take on all of this?  (Leonard ~ Phoenix, AZ)
A. “Orbs” are drones deployed by “saucers.”  They go where no saucer safely can and gather information, then feed it back to the occupants of the saucers.  Orbs were invented by Al Gore, shortly after he invented the Internet.   

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“One of the first undocumented aliens to come to this country landed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.” ~ The Unknown Scribbler

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Monday, June 12, 2017

FLORIDA SHERIFF: "ARM YOURSELVES IN CASE OF ATTACK"



Citing terrorist attacks, recent shootings in the workplace and a growing heroin epidemic, Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey posted a video on Facebook Wednesday saying, “Folks, now more than ever is the time for our citizens to be prepared to serve as the first line of defense, not only for them, but for their families.”

COMMENTS:
I’ve been saying this for years.  Most terrorist attacks are over in five minutes; most other shootings are over in two minutes or less. I don’t know where you live, bit I had a hopped-up druggie with a gun in my yard a few years back and I called the cops; it took them 14 minutes to get here.  Get armed, get trained, stay vigilant. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I hear that CNN and NBC are ticked off after being relegated to the back row of the press audience at a recent Trump news conference.  What happened?  (Gael ~ Arlington Heights, IL)
A. After months of airing fake news stories, “hit pieces” against Trump, they have the unmitigated gall to complain about being sent to the back row?  Personally, I would have given them a 120-day suspension from being able to attend White House press conferences at all.  If they can’t print the objective truth, they don’t deserve a seat at the table. 

Q. Should Trump turn over Oval Office recordings of him and Comey to Congress? (Winston ~ Raleigh, NC)  
A. No; not because Trump has anything to hide, but because the minute he does that will open the door to Congress asking for recordings to anything and everything, every day of the week; that, in turn, will stifle open and honest discussions, questions and debates in the Oval Office.  I’d tell them to pound sand and to get back to the business they were elected to do.   

Q. Should Loretta Lynch go to jail for obstruction of justice?  (Waldo ~ Las Vegas, NV)
A. That would be patently unfair.  I mean, everyone expected Hillary Clinton to win, and if she had… Loretta would surely know the coast was clear.  But, since Trump won instead… well, we all know that he and the Russians stole the election, so she should still be exonerated.  Right? 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Justice delayed is justice denied” ~ William E. Gladstone

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Friday, June 9, 2017

KAMALA HARRIS GETS HER YAP SHUT



California’s Senator Kamala Harris had her speaking privileges revoked by Chairman Richard Burr in Wednesday’s Senate Intelligence Hearings, because she incessantly interrupted a testifying witness and refused to allow him to finish answering questions.   

COMMENTS:
You probably haven’t heard this, because the left-wing media isn’t covering it.  You will remember her as being the holier-than-thou Attorney General in California who Barack Obama thought was “hot.”  These left-wing liberals, of which Harris is the epitome, have no sense of decorum or civility and nothing to contribute to the country except negativity.     

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Why does Trump insist on using Twitter when it irritates the press and media, as well as members of Congress?  (Reuben ~ Tallahassee, FL)
A. Because he knows it’s the only way we Americans will ever get the truth; the media sure as hell isn’t giving it to us.

Q. What’s the skinny about a giant hole they found on Mars?  (Josef ~ Sebastopol, CA)
A. They’ve found a deep depression, hundreds of feet across, when such an anomaly has not been discovered anywhere else on the planet.  NASA has given several possibilities of what could have caused the hole, including meteorites, lava tubes, ancient floods and volcanoes.  But conspiracy theorists have other ideas.  They insist that the hole appears to have been artificially created, as if it has been hollowed out.  That, of course, leads to the proposition that someone, not of this solar system, did it.  Where’s Buck Rogers when you need him? 

Q. Colin Kaepernick is griping that he can’t get a job in the NFL.  Any thoughts on that?  (Petra ~ Murfreesboro, TN)
A. Maybe he can find a job as a sit down comedian.   

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Sports do not build character; they reveal it.” ~ Heywood Broun

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Thursday, June 8, 2017

NEW HISTORICAL FIND UPSETS SCIENTIFIC THEORIES



Up until recently, the oldest human remains found in the world were 200,000 years old.  Now, a dig in the Sahara Desert has found 300,000 year-old, fossilized remains. 

COMMENTS:
Just stop and contemplate that… 300,000 years.  That’s longer than a Sunday church service.  It’s even longer than the NBA season.  What’s even more amazing is that no smart phones were found nearby. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. You haven’t had much to say about the Comey and the Senate intelligence hearings.  Why not?  (Charmaine ~ Vancouver, WA)
A. So much ado about nothing.  You may as well tune it out, because it is all of no consequence and a huge waste of taxpayer time and money. 

Q. Who is Christopher Wray?  (Dawn ~ Mt. Shasta, CA)
A. He's Lamp Wray's brother.  Trump’s nominee to be the new FBI Director was formerly an Assistant Attorney General, in charge of the Department of Justice’s Criminal Division.  Although he has an impeccable record, his nomination allegedly has the DOJ hierarchy ticked off, because they spent a few weekends interviewing candidates for the job and then Trump picked someone who wasn’t even on the list.   

Q. Uber has fired 20 or more employees over a sexual harassment investigation?  (Chum ~ Boulder, CO)
A. Correct.  Anybody want a ride?   

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I get half a million just to show up at parties.  My life is, like, really, really fun.” ~ Paris Hilton

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