OMMM! OMMMMM!

It's almost like living in a looney bin these days.  While they control both Houses of Congress and the White House, the Republicans are busily going about convincing America that they are as useless as teats on a a boar hog.  For seven years now, they've been chanting "We're gonna repeal and replace ObamaCare."  It kind of reminds one of a long line of monks in a jungle full of baboons chanting the same hums over and over again, "Ommmm.  We will repeal and replace ObamaCare!  Ommm!  Ommmmmmmm!"  They design a worthless piece of legislation, it fails to pass,  they come to the microphones and chant, "Ommmm.  We will repeal and replace ObamaCare!  Ommm!  Ommmmmmmm!" 

And the Democrats smile so... so demurely, nod their heads and flip their birdies.  

Followed by the Republican cretins, who predictably point fingers at each other, make excuses, stare blankly at the ceilings, sit on their thumbs and chant, "Ommmm.  We will repeal and replace ObamaCare!  Ommm!  Ommmmmmmm!"  

In between these endless chants, they make other wild gestures and crazy promises.  They're going to investigate James Comey.  They're going to depose Susan Rice.  They're going to demand another special prosecutor.  They're going to revise the tax system.  They're going to raise the debt limits.  They're going to pass the best budget ever invented in the history of mankind.  They're going to fix immigration.

And, they're going to do all of these magnificent and glorious things before Easter!  Ah, well, before the 4th of July.  Before they take a summer recess, by damn!  End of September?  Before the snow flies?  Their track record is already so putrid that it smells worse than a Schmucker Fart in a whirlwind.

That whole damned Capitol, all of the way up and down Pennsylvania Avenue, isn't worth the powder it would take to blow them all of the way back to Oz.   "Ommmm.  Ommm!  Ommmmmmmm!"