Friday, May 25, 2018

THE BIG WHITE HOUSE MEETING

So, the top dogs from the intelligence agencies and a couple of Congressmen got together with John Kelly and Rod Rosenstein at the White House yesterday for a tea and greet party.  Of course, Rosenstein immediately apologized for the many failures of the Department of Justice to come clean and he promptly plopped 130,000 pages of unredacted documents Congress has been requesting onto the conference table, and everybody there was so happy.  Okay, so I'm as drunk as a skunk; so what?  One question: How long are we going to let this farce go on? 

Well, the NFL is supposedly finally laying down the law to teams and players and will require them to stand and "show respect" for the flag and the anthem while on the field.  The players union, however, is showing every sign of responding with an "up yours."  As far as I'm concerned, they can all go play with their balls in Venezuela or North Korea.

Now that Barack and Michelle have signed a multi-year deal with Netflix, word is that subscribers are leaving in droves.  My prediction?  Netflix will be up for sale before the end of the year... cheap.

Democrats don't want anybody calling MS-13 members "animals" because they need the votes.

I guess that President Trump and "Rocket Man" are no longer pen pals... 

A Jet Blue passenger plane had to return to the Buffalo airport because it's engine struck a bird.  I think it should be against the law for planes to fly within 5,000 feet of a bird.  By the way, I'm running as a Democrat for Congress. 

A patron in a Florida MacDonald's has been arrested for going after a group of customers and screaming for them to "get out of my country."  Personally, I second that motion. 

Rush has a good question: If the purpose of planting government spies in the Trump campaign was to ferret out any Russian intervention in the election, why weren't similar spies planted into the Clinton campaign?  Sorry, Mr. Clapper, but you've been caught in your own web of lies and spins. 

Senator Tom Udall, a Dem from New Mexico, suggested that President Trump's foreign policies might be dictated by his personal conflicts of interest.  When Secretary of State Mike Pompeo called that idea "bizarre," Udall thundered, "You don't want to answer it, then? You just want to describe it as bizarre and not give me an answer?"  Somebody needs to throw the jerk on an ant pile. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"Sometimes, I think all members of Congress are infested with gross stupidity, diarrhea and dry rot." ~ The Unknown Scribbler


Wednesday, May 23, 2018

PRESIDENT TRUMP: BE WARY OF THE FINE PRINT

Mueller says he could wrap up his investigation by September if Trump agrees to do an interview no later than July.  The operative word here is "could."  That might be just an enticement to make Trump bow to Mueller's demands.  He might also continue the investigation into the November elections, and frankly I think that is his intent.  The whole thing's all about politics anyway, and the game for Mueller is... make sure the Dems take back the House and the Senate.

Nevada's Sheri's Ranch has announced it will reward the Las Vegas Golden Knights a free sex party if they win the 2018 Stanley Cup.  Allissa says “If the Golden Knights go all the way, I’ll go all the way.”

Gosh, Hillary said the other day that she's still not over her 2016 loss to The Donald.  Now, if that isn't verification that she needs psychological help, what is?

Starbucks is now allowing anyone to come inside it's retail outlets and sit or use the restrooms, whether they are purchasing anything or not.  I, for one, refuse to even go into a store where I don't know if a smelly street person might be sitting there and might harass me, or where I can't allow my wife to go into the restroom because some such person might be waiting to attack her or be taking a "sink" bath.  These outlets will quickly become hangouts for transients, drug addicts, gang members and illegals.  Starbucks deserves what it is going to get... a bankruptcy latte'.  

I wonder if CNN was there with cameras going when the Royal Couple consummated their marriage.  Just sayin'... I mean, they're definitely not covering the corruption in Washington.

There are calls by some Republicans for an additional Special Counsel to investigate Clinton wrongdoings, as well as DOJ and FBI nefarious activities during the last election.  It is interesting to note that those who are against such a Special Counsel are either Democrats or RINO members of "the establishment."

They had this big, major meeting between Trump, Kelly, Wrey and Rosenstein Monday and guess what happened?  A sinkhole opened up in the White House lawn...  

The party is about to begin!  The former Boy Scouts, now just "Scouts," is having its annual Jamboree in West Virginia next summer and it is mandating that condoms be readily available for anyone wanting them.  It is also providing for “exceptions,” allowances and instructions for the consumption of alcohol in“confined areas” at the 12-day camping event. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"I remember the first time I had sex; I kept the receipt!" ~ Groucho Marx


Monday, May 21, 2018

MELANIA'S BETRAYAL OF THE DONALD

We've all been wondering who it was that the FBI planted as a mole into the Trump campaign and I have it on good authority that it was Melania.  I began to wonder about that possibility after I read in the major news outlets that Melania and Donald were getting divorced and that she was actually living in an obscure apartment in a Washington alley away from the White House.  That and the fact that she has not accompanied him on some trips recently sews it up for me.

This is, to say the least, quite a coup.  Hillary called Barack and told him she absolutely had to know what was going in Trump's campaign; Barack called Comey and Comey met with Melania at 2:13 AM next to a pink Mercedes in the parking garage of Trump Tower.  Comey threatened to have Melania arrested for possessing a pair of alligator shoes if she didn't cooperate and she caved in.  Remember... you read it first here, but the New York Times will also be publishing the story on its front page before the day is over.

Thank God the damned royal wedding is over with.  Now I can finally pee.

Well, when businesses ask clients for reviews they should take the good with the bad.  Mrs. B's Daycare in Spring Hill, Florida sued a couple for writing a negative review.  A review is merely an opinion; if I say that, in my opinion, Paul Ryan is as worthless as tits on a boar, can he sue me?  Well, yes; whether or not he'll win is another thing. 

I hear all of the nation's Confederate statues are going to be replaced with statues of Barack Obama...

The gunman who charged into Trump's National Doral Golf Club resort in Florida is a porn actor and stripper.  It is unknown at post time whether or not he has had any connections, pardon the play on words,  with Stormy Daniels.

I have said several times in sarcastic jest that the way to stop school shootings is to close the schools.  Well, I've been outdone by some former top Obama education department czars who are suggesting that we should refuse to send our kids to school until we "have better gun laws."  So, we're now the new hostages?  Give up your guns or your kids get no education?  I'm beginning to understand why Democrats are so much against mental health institutions... if there was enough room, by some remote chance, they just might be taken off the streets. 

Elizabeth Warren has loudly pledged never to take a penny in contribution from the NRA.  Well, Pocahontas, I seriously doubt that the NRA would ever offer to give you a penny as a contribution, so quit your pontificating. 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"When the insane people start the chatter, there's no way to win that fight.  It's literally like arguing with someone who is speaking another language, so there's no engaging with that kind of stuff." ~ Jennifer Konner

Friday, May 18, 2018

SUSPENSE

The Department of Justice Inspector General has finally finished his report on the FBI's handling of the Hillary Clinton Email scandal.  The draft report has to be cleared for any classified information before release.  Hillary, Barack, James, Loretta and the gang were all having stiff drinks last night! 

I wonder... is Seattle going to pay the $275 per head tax on its employees, or are the going to make the employees pay it?  To exempt them is discriminatory, isn't it? Will they also charge the Federal government for its employees in the city?  Rumor has it that the Seattle Mariners and the Seahawks are now thinking about moving to Podunk...

Aren't you sick and tired of today's Washington politics and all of the associated spins, lies and bullshit? 

That obstinate, bone-headed Trump told North Korea... either denuclearize and gain American help... or don't, and get pummeled.  Can you imagine the gall of this guy?  I'm sure our liberal friends are just delighted.  

So, what do you call MS-13 gang members beside animals?  Left-wing liberals?  

We've gone almost two months without a VA Secretary and we've gone 1-1/2 years with almost 200 Trump appointments unconfirmed in the Senate... not that Mitch O'Connell is making any serious attempt to get things moving.  I still say the day has come when Vice President Pence should hotfoot it over to the Senate and take charge himself. 

Do you really think James Comey would have had the chutzpah to spy on President Trump for Hillary? 

What's this about Stormy Daniels attorney Michael Avenatti being seen partying with CNN big shots? 

And, what's with the story about a Federal Circuit Court Judge ruling that Florida's election officials had no business destroying ballots and voting materials regarding Debbie Wasserman-Schultz in the 2016 election?  Could it be that she won with Russian collusion?  Was the whole election a sham?  Naw... couldn't be. 

Would you be upset if I suggested that Mueller intends to keep his probe going into the 2020 elections?  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"Even cowards can endure hardship; only the brave can endure suspense."  ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

SHE'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S IN CHARGE

Oklahoma's State Legislature passed, 33-9, a bill that would have allowed individuals 21 and older, who had passed a background check, to carry openly as well as concealed without a license or permit. Furthermore, individuals serving in the military, as long as they were 18-years-old, would have had the right to constitutional carry.  Despite the overwhelming vote, the State's Governor, Mary Fallin, vetoed it.  So there.   

It seems to be that both Stormy Daniels and her attorney have some dirty laundry that needs to be aired.  Why is it that most people who start throwing mud and slime usually turn out to be deeply mired in the muck themselves? 

Everybody is all atwitter, (pardon the play on words), over Kim Jong Un's threat to pull out of talks with President Trump unless we call off our joint military exercises with South Korea.  Relax.  It's called "posturing," and Kimmy has obviously read  Trump's book, "THE ART OF THE DEAL." 

Two developing stories to keep your eye on: (1) The FBI planted a spy within the Trump campaign team, and (2) when Mueller was head of the FBI, he was actually courting the Russian oligarch who he would later try to use to implicate Trump in a Russian "collusion."  When it smells rancid, it usually is rancid.  

A new study strongly suggests that at least some memories are stored in genetic code, and that genetic code can act like memory soup. Suck it out of one animal and stick the code in a second animal, and that second animal can remember things that only the first animal knew.  They've successfully transplanted the memory of one snail into another snail, which explains why Chuck Schumer thinks like Nancy Pelosi...

So, who cares whether or not Meghan Markle's father shows up at her royal wedding? 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"By all means, marry.  If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." ~ Socrates

Monday, May 14, 2018

HORRIBLE IRAN THREAT LOOMS

Iranian officials, outraged at President's Trump withdrawal from the Iranian Nuclear "Deal," are threatening to reveal the names of Western officials who accepted bribes to make the deal happen in the first place.  Of course, I'm totally positive that Barack Obama, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton are not involved.  But, what if they are? 

They're calling it a bombshell report, that there was a "mole" inside Trump's campaign.  Hell, I have a whole yard full of moles.  How come nobody's talking about that? 

Democrats are sooo upset that we pulled out of the Iran nuclear "deal."  They've made it abundantly clear that it's okay with them if Iran has nukes in a few years.  Be sure and vote for them in 2018.

Trump has everyone just soooo, soooo angry.  Even Kim Jong Un is so ticked off that he's going to dismantle a nuclear site just to show Trump a thing or two.  Kilauea is erupting in anger.  And yes... even Chuck the Schmuck is erupting in anger. 

Comey is ticked off at Giuliani for referring to FBI agents as "stormtroopers."  What else do you call it when fully-armed agents storm an unarmed man's house in the middle of the night, throw his wife out of bed and haul his ass off to the clinker over a white-collar crime that happened over ten years ago and for which he was cleared?  Ask Paul Manafort. 

So, John McCain says he wishes he had picked someone besides Sarah Palin to be his running mate.  I guess he doesn't realize that she's the only reason he got as many votes as he did. 

I, for one, am sick and tired of all the White House "leaks."  If President Trump and John Kelly can't stop them, how can they expect to deal with the left-wing progressive liberals who are trying to bring this government down? 

Get ready to run for the hills: After over a year of having found nothing derogatory about Donald Trump to hang his hat on, Mueller is now investigating everyone who donated to Trump's inauguration and why.  Are we now in the middle of a Nazi German inquisition? 

FOX NEWS has parted company with a respected retired general, Tom McInerney, because he told the truth when asked about "enhanced" military interrogations.  “The fact is, it worked on John McCain,” McInerney said. “That’s why they call him ‘Songbird John.’ Those methods can work and they are effective, as former Vice President Cheney said. And if we have to use them to save a million American lives, we will do whatever we have to.”  He told it like it is and FOX didn't want to hear it.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"As to the evil which results from a censorship, it is impossible to measure it, for it is impossible to tell where it ends." ~ Jeremy Bentham

Friday, May 11, 2018

HUUUGE WHITE HOUSE EVICTION PENDING?

President Donald Trump, citing negative news coverage about him, has questioned whether the "corrupt" and "fake" news media should be stripped of White House Press credentials.  He should have kicked them out long ago... only objective journalists should be allowed in there. 

It appears to me that the left-wing liberals want to change 2 million Boy Scouts into becoming transgenders.

California has passed a law that says no new house can be built anywhere in the state unless solar panels are included.  Can you imagine tree houses and doll houses with solar panels?  Electric utility companies, geothermal and wind energy investors who have sunk millions of dollars into renewable energy projects should sue the hell out of the State. They all oughta get a charge out of that... yuckety, yuck yuck.  One has to wonder how many California lawmakers have stock in solar panel companies. 

Exactly as I predicted, as soon as Trump pulled out of the Iran "deal," Maxine Waters started screaming for Trump's impeachment again.  And, just as I expected, Hillary is out blaming the electoral college for her election loss again.  Isn't it amazing that, when Dems run out of something constructive to say, they start chirping like the magpies they are? 

President Trump has announced that we've captured five top I.S.I.S. dogs.  That's five more than Obama captured under his eight-year administration.

Philip Dixon, a WWII vet from North Carolina, just celebrated his 100th birthday.  There's no truth to the rumor that he missed the party because he's been standing in line at the V.A. clinic waiting for care since 1948.

If Hawaii's volcano erupts, the resulting explosions could possibly be larger than Hillary's explosion when she lost the 2016 election. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." ~ Luis Bunuel