Tuesday, August 30, 2016


Anthony Weiner is now the estranged husband of Huma Abedin.  Abedin is a close confidant of Hillary’s and literally joined with her at the hip.  Abedin did have access to classified information while at the State Department and, presumably, also now that Clinton is getting intelligence briefings. 

There is every probability that Weiner came in contact with sensitive or classified information through his wife’s association with Clinton.  After all, the culture for handling the nation’s secrets under Clinton has been sketchy at best. It occurs to me that if David Petraeus had been a Democrat, he never would have been charged, let alone found guilty. 
Q. Any response to the Clinton Camp calling Trump a psychopath?  (Lourdes ~ San Diego, CA)
A. Tell me the truth about Benghazi.  Tell me the truth about your Emails, the Clinton Foundation and American uranium being sold to Russia.   

Q. Are you pulling for John McCain to win [today]?  (Belle ~ Mesa, AZ)
A. I’m not pulling for any member of the establishment. Isn’t that what this election is all about?   

Q. It’s been another record-breaking month for gun purchases in the U.S. and 44% of U.S. households now have at least one gun.  At the same time, polls show an increased support of the Second Amendment.  What do you think Clinton will do about guns if she is elected?  (Tomas ~ Concord, NH)
A. She’ll establish a national gun registry, substantially raise taxes and permit fees and require all gun owners to carry extensive and expensive insurance.  And, like Obama, she will do absolutely nothing to enforce existing laws to stop criminals from committing gun crimes. 

“Everybody knows I carry a pistol and everybody knows I’m a marksman.  I could shoot a hole in the center of a quarter in a guy’s pocket at 30 yards, but nobody will let me prove it.”  ~ The Unknown Scribbler


Monday, August 29, 2016


BREITBART is reporting that during a special interview with retired Lt. General Michael Flynn it was revealed that countries known to support radical Islamic terrorism are “cutting deals” with Mexican cartels for access to human smuggling routes into the United States.  Moreover, the Shiite Lebanese narco-terrorist group Hezbollah, an Iranian proxy, is illegally trafficking humans, drugs, and other contraband into the United States. 

Obama knows it and obviously condones it. 
Q. I’m getting sick and tired of FOX NEWS.  To me, they have totally lost their objectivity and are no longer “fair and balanced.”  What ever happened to good old straight news in this world?  (Bernice ~ Stillaguamish, WA)
A. It’s the same old problem: greed.  If your advertisers tell you to slant the news a particular way and you want to make money, you slant the news a particular way and that’s that.  The only way we as consumers can fight back is to quit watching; ratings will go down and advertising revenues will plummet.  If you want straight news, buy a fortune cookie. 

Q. What’s your reaction to the Teamsters Union endorsing Clinton? (Clyde ~ San Antonio, TX)
A. The last time the Teamsters backed a Republican, we were a British Colony. 

Q. Why is it that atheism is growing in America?  (Orchid ~ Richmond, CA)
A. Because our religious leaders are more interested in shucking and ducking, making money and not paying taxes than they are in preaching the Gospel.  When is the last time you saw a group of religious leaders standing up for what is right in this country?  They’ve become like “decent” Muslims, blinding their eyes, closing their ears and keeping their mouths shut.  I’m sorry; I believe firmly in God, but you’ll never see me in a church. 

“As far as I am concerned, it’s a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy and complacence, and generally stuck in a fog of stagnant mediocrity.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson


Friday, August 26, 2016


Several times in recent days, the Clinton camp has come out and said that Breitbart needs to be shut down.  The well-known conservative website, www.breitbart.com, is in her crosshairs not only because Steve Bannon stepped down temporarily to become Chief Executive of Trump’s campaign, but also because Breitbart has been hot on her Foundation and email trails.  Clinton insists that Breitbart and other on-line sites are being mean-spirited and unfair in their stories and attacks.  Yesterday, during a speech in Reno, she accused Trump of being a racist and went after Breitbart again; after the speech, reporters asked her what she meant by her remarks and she answered with, “Here, have some chocolates.”

You know, Hillary, after all of the nasty and slanderous things you have said over your decades of deceit, corruption and lies, you have a lot of chutzpah.  But, you sure do look cute with your tits in a wringer.
Q. What’s the status of the Fukushima Nuclear Plant in Japan?  (Goldie ~ Reno, NV)
A. There’s about 70,000 tons of highly radioactive water in the basements of the reactors and another 10,000 tons of less contaminated water in underground trenches.  There is other radioactive water still remaining at the site with no current plans to remove any.  The exact location and status of the melted fuel rods remains undetermined.  The plant is being decommissioned. 

Q. What do you say to those Republicans who still refuse to back Trump? (Judy ~ Cottonwood, AZ)
A. You’ve been outvoted, so act like Americans instead of dictators in a third-world country.   

Q. Do you really think that having Hillary and Bill step out of the Clinton Foundation will resolve any conflicts of interest?  (Doug ~ San Jose, CA)
A. Well, Chelsea Clinton will remain behind to oversee the Foundation, but she’s not a family member, so there’s no problem. I mean, just because her last name is Clinton doesn't mean she'd be involved in influence peddling... does it? 

“The essence of lying is in deception, not in words.” ~ John Ruskin


Thursday, August 25, 2016


Students from the University of Texas are arming themselves with 4,500 dildos to protest the rule that students can carry concealed weapons on campus. 

Q. Do you really think Hillary Clinton is responsible for all of those deaths, including that of Vince Foster, which has been ruled a suicide?  (Chick ~ Ventura, CA)
A. Well, it is interesting to note that part of the investigative file, pertinent F.B.I. reports on a possible Clinton connection, have “disappeared” from the National Archives.  Now let’s see… what ever happened to the Rose Law Firm files?   

Q. What’s this about Clinton Aide Huma Abedin being the editor of a radical Muslim newspaper?  (Tellie ~ Aberdeen, WA)
A. JOURNAL OF MINORITY MUSLIM AFFAIRS, a Saudi-financed publication favoring Islamic Shariah law and criticized as anti-woman, was supposedly edited by Abedin for over ten years.  However, the Clinton camp is denying that, saying that Abedin’s name was simply on the publication’s masthead and that she had nothing to do with it.  So, that coming from Clinton being the epitome of veracity, we all can rest assured that the allegation was false.  Oh… one other small, thing: the Clinton Campaign is declining to say if Abedin was on the payroll of the publication or not. 

Q. Do you believe that we should get rid of coal as an energy source?  (Goldie ~ Lake Havasu, AZ)
A. I do not believe that we should get rid of any energy source that can be cleaned and become environmentally sound.  With that being said, I do take exception with the hot air emanating from the sewers of Washington DC: I don’t know that they can ever be cleansed. 

“Just because you’re a successful journalist in today’s world does not mean that you are bought and paid for by some political interest… very generally speaking.” ~ The Unknown Scribbler


Wednesday, August 24, 2016


Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe has decided to ignore a State Supreme Court ruling against the move and to allow 13,000 convicted felons to vote in the upcoming election. 

As further evidence of widespread corruption in the Clinton camp, it should be noted that McAuliffe has been friends of the Clinton family for decades and is Hillary’s former campaign manager.  All 13,000 felons are expected to vote for Hillary.  Who needs to rig an election when you have McAuliffe? 
Q. I saw Hillary Clinton claiming she was in great health on the Jimmy Kimmel Show as she opened up a jar of something.  What was it?  (Irma Jean ~ Granite Falls, WA)
A. Pickles, which is fitting, inasmuch as she is in one giant pickle.  I thought at first that it was a can of worms.   

Q. If Clinton’s lawyers didn’t have a security clearance, why were they reviewing and deleting classified emails from her server?  (Ariel ~ Livermore, CA)
A. Well, as Hillary would be quick to say, SHE didn’t know that any of the emails on her server were classified, so why should she be concerned about allowing her lawyers to look at them?  Besides, James Comey let her off the hook, so everything is hunky dory.  Got it? 

Q. I understand newscasters and hosts are leaving FOX NEWS in droves, mostly heading for CNN.  Does this mean that CNN is getting to be more conservative?  (Elijah ~ Farmington, NM)
A. No, it means that the work atmosphere at FOX is becoming toxic.  It likely also means that those leaving are choosing the lesser of evils as their alternative employer… better CNN than MSNBC, right?  And so far, I’m inclined to think that those leaving are of more liberal persuasion anyway.  My guess is that Megyn Kelly will also be hiking down the road… soon. 

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” ~ Lily Tomlin


Tuesday, August 23, 2016


North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il has proclaimed that North Korea is prepared to use a nuclear weapon against Washington D.C. and Seoul turning both cities into a “heap of ashes.” 
Will somebody please pony up some money and send him a case of Ex-Lax? 
Q. I hear Clinton showed up to give a speech wearing a heavy overcoat on a hot, sweltering day in Nantucket.  What do you suppose is up with that?  (Violet ~ Georgetown, TX)
A. Maybe she’s been getting the “cold shoulder?” Or, maybe she’s finally gone all of the way around the bend?  Or, maybe she’s hiding a defibrillator under the overcoat? 

Q. Germany is warning citizens to stockpile food and water in case they have more terrorist attacks?  That’s scary.  (Buster ~ Lancaster, CA)
A. Germany is full of Muslims with more moving in daily from the war-torn regions of Syria and Iran.  We should take heed; we’re exposing ourselves to the same, thanks to Hussein in the White House. 

Q. I thought the Email scandal was over; now the F.B.I. says it has just found 15,000 more of them that were previously undisclosed.  How can there be so many?  (Burt ~ Sparks, NV)
A. I’m inclined to think they weren’t all hers, that some were Huma Abedin’s, Cheryl Mills’ etc.  It sure is a mystery to me, however, that after a year or so of 127+ F.B.I. agents investigating her, these Emails were not “discovered” until after Comey let her off the hook.  They must have been hidden in her bidet. 

“If at first you don’t succeed, corrupt and corrupt again.” ~ The Unknown Scribbler