Friday, July 22, 2016


Researchers from St. Michael’s Hospital in Toronto have discovered that the brains of those with histories of concussions change in size, blood flow and brain connections months later.  In some cases, those changes emerge years later. 

Perhaps that explains Ted Cruz’ recent actions. 
Q. I was reading that some of the world’s top Rabbis feel signs are growing that the Messiah is coming.  What do you think He would do if He did?  (Chris ~ Bullhead City, AZ)
A. The very first thing He’d do is get rid of all of the frauds, liars, crooks, atheists, terrorists, politicians and other scum on the earth.  Then, you and I could go, unfettered by the masses, to the nearest bar and party to our endless content.  

Q. The government is using outdated computers, some going back into 1980’s technology.  With all of the dollars they spend, why are they using old technology?  (Brandon ~ Blaine, WA)
A. Believe it or not, they want to use the old tech.  Why?  Because when you file a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request, the law says that they must “make reasonable efforts to search for the records in electronic form or format.”  Newer technology would make it far easier for them to search for files and contents, whereas the older tech makes it tedious, labor intensive and “unreasonable.”  That’s how they skirt the law.  That’s why they’re the only guys in the universe who don’t want a new computer and Windows 10. 

Q. I hear there is a big corruption scandal involving U.S. dollars and Syrian relief programs?  (Guadalupe ~ Belen, NM)
A. A recent audit shows that U.S. dollars are being sent to some Syrian relief agencies that engage in bid-rigging, bribery and kickback schemes and our government is doing absolutely nothing to stop it.  Now, I’m not being facetious or sarcastic when I wonder how much of that money is ending up in the coffers of the Clinton Foundation. 

“All new states are invested, more or less, by a class of noisy, second-rate men who are always in favor of rash and extreme measures; but Texas was absolutely overrun by such men.” ~ Sam Houston


Thursday, July 21, 2016


The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that a Texas law requiring voters to show government-issued identification is discriminatory and therefore illegal. 

How many times can illegals now vote?  Who’s going to stop them?  No wonder citizens are arming themselves!  Think about it: An illegal Syrian terrorist can now come to this country, blow up a bunch of people and then go to the polls to vote.  Something is wrong with this picture.  
Q. How do you feel about the Civil Service Union and federal government employees?  (Phillip ~ Albuquerque, NM)
A. There was a time when all federal employees were subject to firing at the whim of politicians and for no reason; that’s what brought on the union in the first place.  Now, however, it’s virtually impossible to fire a federal employee and they have created a haven for the lazy and incompetent, and the result is that innovation and excellence have become stifled.  There are almost three million federal employees doing the jobs of 16. 

Q. Newt Gingrich is saying he thinks Trump might get 60% of the vote in November.  Do you think that’s possible?  (Blanche ~ Winslow, AZ)
A. Since I cannot believe Americans are dumb enough to elect a liar, someone who allowed Benghazi to happen and then covered it up, someone who put C.I.A. operatives at great risk by using an unsecured Email server to transmit their names… I think Trump might win with 70% unless, of course, Barack gets to count the votes.    

Q. Do you think the use of Michelle Obama’s speech lines in Melania Trump’s speech was deliberately done?  (Chaz ~ Napa, CA)
A. Absolutely.  Nobody makes that kind of error when the stakes are so high… unless they’re secretly a Democrat.  Now, Melania did say that she wrote most of the speech herself.  I suspect that she asked for some ideas, liked the sound of what she was hearing and did not have the political savvy to question her sources.   I bet it won't happen again. 

“The greatest threat to the constitutional right to vote is voter fraud.” ~ Lynn Westmoreland


Wednesday, July 20, 2016


For the second time in as many weeks, over 124,000 Venezuelans crossed their border into Columbia over the weekend in search of food and medical supplies.  Shortages have continued to mount in Venezuela in the midst of triple-digit inflation, currency controls that have restricted imports and investment, and the world oil price slump that caused a collapse in the oil revenues that fund government spending, according to a report on NEWSMAX.COM.

In the meantime, Obama continues his relentless efforts to bring more unvetted Syrian refugees into the United States. 
Q. The Clinton Campaign and the Democrats are raising hell saying Melania Trump’s speech was plagiarized from Michelle Obama’s 2008 speech.  Your response?  (Ivan ~ Las Vegas, NV)
A. Gosh, Hillary… Tell me more about Benghazi. 

Q. The word is that more women are coming forward claiming that FOX NEWS guru Roger Ailes sexually harassed them.  What do you think is going to happen about it?  (Penny ~ Redding, CA)
A. The prevalent rumor is that the Murdoch family has decided to can Ailes. What I don’t understand is how, at the ripe old age of 76, Ailes could sexually harass a flea.  What would you say, as a matter of conjecture, if Bill O’Reilly, who has done a lot of producing himself, were to leave the FOX NEWS hero line-up and take over Aile’s position as chief honcho? 

Q. What’s with the Federal lawsuits against Aetna and Anthem Insurance companies?  (Minnie ~ Tukwila, WA)
A. While both companies are griping about profits and backing out of ObamaCare, Aetna is poised to buy Humana and Anthem is ready to buy Cigna.  These deals would create huge anti-trust issues in the health insurance industry.  But, I’m sure that if they can eke out some donations to the Clinton Foundation that their problems with the government would go away…

“Eleven percent of Americans think Congress is doing a good job; that means 89% don’t.  So why do we keep reelecting them?” ~ The Unknown Scribbler


Tuesday, July 19, 2016


Shepard Smith said on FOX NEWS over the weekend that former Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal was out of line for saying, “All lives matter.”  Smith insisted that such language is divisive. 

I do not agree with or respect Smith for saying what he did, but I sure as hell respect and support his right to say it.  People want him fired.  They’re idiots; they are the ones who are divisive.    
Q. I’m upset at Ohio Governor Kasich for refusing to stop people from openly carrying guns at the Republican National Convention.  He says he has no authority to even temporarily suspend Second Amendment Rights.  You’re a gun owner; what do you think?  (Luttrell ~ Indianapolis, IN)
A. We both know that there are going to be protests at the convention and we are both prepared to say there are likely to be violent confrontations.  The cops have enough to deal with; they don’t need to be worrying about every macho, gun toting jackass in the country showing up in the middle of all of this.  I believe strongly in the Second Amendment, but given the circumstances we are faced with in 2016, given Dallas and Baton Rouge, Kasich is stubbornly wrong and probably secretly hopes that there will be gunfire on Trump’s parade. 

Q. Some radical Blacks say they should have their own nation within the U.S.  What are your thoughts?  (Gerry ~ Deming, NM)
A. Maybe we could do to them what we did to the Native Americans in this country?  We could find some barren land out in the middle of nowhere with no natural resources and leave them to fend for themselves?  I’m all for it. 

Q. I cannot understand, with all of the ugly truth about Hillary Clinton, how she even continues to register at all in the polls, let alone beating Trump.  Do you think they might be rigged?  (Kim ~ Campbell, CA) 
A. You’re not accusing the left-wing media of distorting the facts, are you? 

“The malcontents of this world belong on a different planet.  Mars would suffice.” ~ The Unknown Scribbler


Monday, July 18, 2016


A shooter wielding an AK-47 stormed into a Waffle House restaurant in De Soto, Texas and robbed the business and its patrons.  One of the customers, afraid that his wife, (who was on her way to meet him at the restaurant might get shot), followed the gunman into the parking lot and when the gunman turned his AK-47 on him, the patron opened fire with his concealed-carry-permitted gun.  The gunman ended up on life support in the local hospital. 

For some reason, the liberal left-wing media is not carrying the story. 
Q. How do you think Hillary would respond to I.S.I.S. and terrorism?  (Blake ~ Burbank, CA)
A. Judging by her Benghazi past, she’ll not be able to take those 3:00 AM phone calls and she’ll blame some obscure, amateur video-maker for whatever does happen.  Or, maybe she’ll go drag Bill out of the White House intern’s bedroom and ask him what to do. 

Q. Why can’t a group of citizens file a lawsuit against Clinton to force her to disclose to the public the full story on Benghazi and on her Email scandal?  (Lyndsey ~ Albany, NY)
A. It’s in the works.  Judicial Watch has asked to depose her in a pair of Freedom of Information Act lawsuits which raise questions about whether her private email system was created in part to avoid making messages accessible under FOIA.  U.S. District Court Judge Emmet Sullivan has set a hearing for Monday, [today] on the request for Clinton’s testimony.  Don’t, however, hold your breath. 

Q. Why is Congress taking such a long recess this year?  (Cap ~ Davis, CA)
A. They’re all afraid of their jobs when the November elections come, so they want a longer opportunity to get out in the cornfields and bullshit the voters. 

“The road of politics is so crooked that only snakes can navigate it.” ~ The Unknown Scribbler