THE DUMBEST MOVE IN CONGRESSIONAL HISTORY

The House Intelligence Committee has subpoenaed Donald Trump’s personal attorney, Michael Cohen, to testify in its probe into the "Russian-Trump connection." 

COMMENTS:

Not only has there not been one scintilla of evidence that Donald Trump colluded with the Russians to win the election, any grade-school kid with his own scintilla of knowledge knows fully well that there is such a thing as attorney-client privilege and Michael Cohen doesn’t have to do anything except flip the big one to the committee and that’ll be the end of that.  Two things bother me about this: (1) Why are they wasting my tax money on such frivolous horse shit, and (2) Which one of the God-damned Republicans allowing this to occur thinks he/she stands even a smidgen of a chance for re-election… forever?  As far as I am concerned, the Republican Party can “eat shit and die.”  As vulgar as that is, I mean every word of it. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. You’ve said that you have no problems with Jared Kushner’s trying to set up a secure, backdoor connection with the Russians.  So, why is McCain so dead-set against it?  (Megyn ~ Walnut Grove, CA)

A. Because he’s a progressive Democrat in sheep’s clothing and needs to be under psychiatric care for his delusions of grandeur and schizophrenia. Furthermore, if it wasn't for secret backdoor channels, he'd still be rotting in the Hanoi Hilton. 

Q. Do you think that, after evidently body-slamming a GUARDIAN reporter on the eve of the Montana election, Greg Gianforte should be allowed to take his newly elected seat in Congress?  (Milo ~ Reno, NV)

A. He won the election.  If you deny him his seat, you also deny Trump the Presidency because of his alleged Russian connection… or for any other horseshit reason, and you therefore totally invalidate our election process.  Now, should Montanans decide to recall Gianforte through a special election, that’s an elephant of a different color. 

Q. How do you feel about the recent revelation that the Palestinians paid well over $1 billion to terrorist organizations over the last four years?  (Gordon ~ Lemoore, CA)

A. One has to ask: Just how much American taxpayer money did Obama send to the Palestinians?   

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“The Palestinian Authority has become the biggest terror body in the world.” ~ Naftali Bennett

TODAY’S VIDEO: 

http://video.foxnews.com/v/5449601437001/?#sp=show-clips

TIGER WOODS’ DRIVE GETS HIM IN REAL TROUBLE!

Eldrick Woods, more commonly known as Tiger Woods, got arrested in Jupiter, Florida Friday night for driving under the influence. 

COMMENTS:

It seems like his life has been on a downhill plummet ever since he teed off his once wife, Elin Nordegren by cheating on her.  Now, he’s had another stroke of bad fate.  I guess it’s true that once you get in bed with a hooker, it’s going to be a new slice of life.  In the meanwhile, putting right along…

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. I know that ObamaCare premiums have been going up at an alarming rate.  Any idea how bad it’s been over the long haul?  (Enrique ~ Springfield, IL)

A. Not counting 2017, rates have gone up 105% since 2013. What they’re not talking about is how many Americans now have absolutely no insurance because the costs are too high, whether it’s ObamaCare or not.  Rumor has it that all of the gold in Ft. Knox is missing because the Superintendent there is trying to keep up with payments on his insurance premiums. 

Q. Obama says we’re hiding behind a wall.  What did he mean by that?  (Julie ~ Crescent City, CA)

A. He’s ticked off because Trump is going to build the wall on the Mexican border.  In his push to create a world government, he advocates that no nation anywhere should have borders.  And, in his eyes, anyone who disagrees with him is a wicked adversary, not worthy of honorable mention in the “Scum of the Year” award.  And if we can't face that "truth," we're hiding behind our own wall. 

Q. Any response to Germany’s Angela Merkel saying that the United States and Britain are no longer viable partners in Europe?  (Susan ~ Ft. Benning, GA)

A. Heil, Merkel!   

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“It’s good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.” ~ Mark Twain

TODAY’S VIDEO: 

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube.com%2fTheGovernment+investigates&view=detail&mid=F4AA42E57BB00C9FEF64F4AA42E57BB00C9FEF64&FORM=VIRE

LET US NOT FORGET

THE SACRIFICE THEY MADE FOR OUR COUNTRY

 

EPA ON THE RAMPAGE!

The illustrious Environmental Protection Agency is after John Duarte who has 450 acres of land near Modesto, California.  Part of the land had been designated by the EPA as being “seasonal wetlands.”  So, Duarte contacted the EPA and got a map of the “wetlands” areas; then then proceeded to plow and plant the undesignated land.  The EPA then sent a field agent who, without going onto the land although invited, determined that Duarte had broken the law by plowing the “seasonal wetlands.”  The EPA subsequently charged Duarte with violating the Clean Water Act and failing to obtain the necessary permit to plow, and claimed the map he was working with was invalid.  It’s ended up in court with the EPA seeking to collect $2.8 million in fines. 

COMMENTS:

One can only assume that this whole scenario started when Duarte registered to vote as a Republican. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Is it true that Sean Hannity has been fired from FOX NEWS?  (Mia ~ Gardnerville, NV)

A. Anything is possible; FOX NEWS seems to be bound and determined to become a new liberal news and opinion outlet.  They had aired coverage indicating that Seth Rich may have leaked DNC and Clinton Campaign material to WikiLeaks just before his mysterious and as yet unsolved murder on a Washington street.  FOX NEWS backed away from that story, but did not retract it.  Hannity vowed Wednesday night to vigorously pursue the story.  Then, he suddenly announced an “early” Memorial Day vacation starting Thursday.  Such “early” and unannounced time off seems to be the precursor to firing by the media company.  As you probably know, Hannity is the only one left at FOX NEWS who is getting any decent ratings.  The liberals seem to be winning their battles at every turn. 

Q. Why did the 4^th Circuit Court of Appeals rule against Trump’s temporary ban on immigration from Middle Eastern countries?  (Einar ~ St. Paul, MN)

A. Because they’d rather see more terrorist bombings in the U.S. than to see Trump succeed at anything.   Hopefully, the Supreme Court will administer some common sense to the situation. 

Q. How come the horrible and insensitive treatment of a 14-year-old girl with ADHD hasn’t made the news?  (Sable ~ Chiloquin, OR)

A. The teachers at a Conyers, Georgia middle school sent the girl home with a year-end award for being the most likely not to pay attention.   I’m sure they smugly thought they were doing the right thing.  The reason it hasn’t made the news is that the story doesn’t fit the liberal agenda. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it.  He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.” ~ Martin Luther King Jr. 

TODAY’S VIDEO: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzO7I4obMg

NEWSPAPER BANS BURRITOS

The PORTLAND MERCURY in Oregon has succeeded in closing down Kooks Burritos.  The popular eatery was recently featured in Willamette Week, and the owners told about how they journeyed to Mexico and learned how to make genuine tortillas.  The PORTLAND MERCURY and other local liberal news sources started a campaign accusing the owners of ripping the recipes off of poor Mexican families.   

COMMENTS:

Well, I guess we’ll all have to quit eating pizza, too.  How anal can you get?  Oh, and by the way, the place was located on Cesar Chavez Avenue. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Is it true that Chuck Schumer’s father was buggy?  (Bridgette ~ Greensboro, NC)

A. He was in the exterminating business, and obviously did not get rid of all the fleas. 

Q. If Trump isn’t guilty of anything in a “Russian-Trump” conspiracy, why is he lawyering up?  (Kingston ~ Hereford, TX)

A. You never go into a battle unless you are well-prepared.  And when you’re surrounded by sharks, your best defense is to have a bigger, badder shark by your side.   

Q. FOX NEWS came out with a story that Seth Rich was murdered shortly after he provided information about the Clinton campaign to WikiLeaks.  They’ve backed away from that story, but haven’t retracted it.  What’s going on?  (Jason ~ Petaluma, CA)

A. Maybe they got warned by Clinton to back off… or else.  Rich is not the first person associated with the Clintons to die under mysterious circumstances after supposedly doing something to cross them.  That doesn’t mean the Clintons had anything to do with the deaths… Just sayin’…

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate, and then breaking the moment I put something inside you.  Thank you.” ~ Jimmy Fallon

TODAY’S VIDEO: 

http://video.foxnews.com/v/5446954696001/?#sp=show-clips

MACABRE REMARKS ON MANCHESTER BOMBING

CBS has done it again.  David Leavitt, a freelance writer, Tweets: “MULTIPLE CONFIRMED FATALITIES at Manchester Arena.  The last time I listened to Ariana Grande, I almost died too.” 

COMMENTS:

You can smell a liberal slime 20 miles away. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Any thoughts on the dozens of students who walked out on Vice President Pence’s graduation address?  (Velma ~ Woodland, CA)

A. They have a right not to listen to Pence’s speech.  It wasn’t very classy of them to walk out, but I do congratulate them for not being disruptive and trying to prevent others from hearing the speech.  They must not be died-in-the-wool left-wing liberals.  

Q. President Trump is proposing to sell off our national strategic oil reserves.  Do you think that’s a good idea?  (Chick ~ Costa Mesa, CA)

A. Historically speaking, as I remember it, it seems that every time we sell off that reserve oil, we get into some kind of energy crisis.  And its value in terms of dollars of potential revenue to the government is a mere drop in the bucket. 

Q. I hear once again that FOX NEWS ratings are in a huge downward tailspin.  What do you think will happen with them?  (Lela ~ Hurricane, UT)

A. Maybe Ted Turner will buy them.  I look for Rupert Murdoch to throw his two idiotic sons out.   

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“If people in the media cannot decide whether they are in the business of reporting news or manufacturing propaganda, it is all the more important that the public understand the difference and choose their news sources accordingly.” ~ Thomas Sowell

TODAY’S VIDEO: 

http://video.foxnews.com/v/5435566301001/?#sp=show-clips