Thursday, July 17, 2014

HOW SAFE ARE WE?


There’s a rumbling in the domestic spy circles that we are in imminent danger of terrorist acts on our homeland.  Some conclusions by counter-terrorism experts are so explosive that the WASHINGTON POST has refused to print them. 

COMMENTS:
Don’t worry: Obama has everything under control.  He’s cool, man, cool.  As a matter of fact, he just recently said that Muslims have the same desire for peace as we do.  So, don’t sweat it; Obama has never told a lie. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Col. Ralph Peters on Fox News really rips Obama, calling him the worst President in history.  What say you?  (Arlie ~ Albuquerque, NM)
A. That’s what you get when you vote for a good looking, smooth talking Black Democrat who wants to change everything about us, instead of voting for someone who has an education, who is a patriot, who understands sound management principles and who puts the well-being of the country first... regardless of color.  Those who perpetrated this sham upon the country should be sought out, identified, and pilloried. 

Q. Now that I.S.I.S. has what appears to be more highly enriched uranium than we thought, do they have the ability to put together a dirty nuke against Israel?  (Myron ~ Rocklin, CA)
A. I don’t think so, but Iran could, especially with a little help from North Korea.  Now, how do they deliver it?  I think an Iranian missile might be able to reach Israel, but I don’t know about the accuracy.  A missile from Syria could probably deliver the payload.  Two camels from Palestine could definitely do the job. 

Q. Harry Reid claims the Mexican border is secure.  Where does he get his information?  (Mandie ~ Eureka, NV)
A. Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Whatshername Schultz.  He has also been known to smoke Nevada sagebrush, after which he occasionally straddles a fence and bays at the moon. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“There are three kinds of men: the one that learns by reading; the few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” ~ Will Rogers 

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